Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Anticipate Future Moves Play Chess (Chess Set) Tee Shirts

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Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Anticipate Future Moves Play Chess". No need to be an avid chess player or chess teacher to understand the importance of anticipating future moves in the game of chess -- as well as in life, generally speaking. Memorable gifts for any chess player who thinks three moves ahead all the time!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Customized Letterhead

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There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Wonderland The Time Has Come The Walrus Said Quote Wallclocks

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Showcase your Wonderland side with this classic quote from Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" as illustrated by John Tenniel, with both Walrus and Carpenter with oysters looking on. Make everyone do a double-take about "The Time Has Come" with Wonderland nonsense attitude today!

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Beekeepers Know How To Bee In The Moment (Bee) Bags For Laptop

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Existential beekeeping humor is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring a stylized outline of a bee along with the saying "Beekeepers Know How To Bee In The Moment". Word play double-entendre laptop bag gift for any apiarist or beekeeper who loves to be/bee in the moment!

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Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) T Shirt

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Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science!

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Leonardo da Vinci Three Classes Of People Quote Wallclock

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Renaissance artist, scientist, and inventor Leonardo da Vinci was perhaps best known for his visualization of ideas. Showcase da Vinci's timeless words of wisdom with this quote on the three types of people that one may encounter: "There are three classes of people: Those who see. Those who see when they are shown. Those who do not see." Which class of people do you fall under? Be part of those who see and make others do a double-take on the visualization of ideas with any of these inspirational da Vinci self-portrait quotation gifts!

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Warning! Recession Ahead (Yellow Diamond Sign) Wristwatches

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Did you know that economists have called the 11 of the last 3 recessions? Economics humor is alive and well on this watch featuring the yellow diamond warning sign with a graph featuring a downward trend line and the saying "Warning! Recession Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on the direction of the economy with a dose of econ attitude the next time you tell time! No need to be an economist or social scientist to enjoy!

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Emergence Do You See A Dalmatian? Optical Illusion Dartboards

tagged with: emergence, do you see a dalmatian, dalmation, black and white, psyche, psychology, illusion, gestalt, words and unwords, optical illusion, science

No need to be a dalmatian fan to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the optical illusion of a dalmatian appearing from the background of black and white splotches. Includes the following caption that will make others do a double-take on the psychological phenomenon known as emergence: "Do You See A Dalmatian?"

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Be The Boat Do Not Be Rudderless (Boat Sign) Tshirt

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Are you a focused person in life? Showcase your wry transportation sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a boat, along with the contemporary truism saying "Be The Boat Do Not Be Rudderless". Make others do a double-take if and when they face a transition period in their lives with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for graduation, retirement, etc. for all -- no need to be a student or entrepreneur to enjoy!

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Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter T Shirts

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Showcase your wry quantum mechanics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following truism saying: "Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter".

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Tiles

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Real renal attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Make others do a double-take with a dose of medical and anatomical humor today! No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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Where In The World Would You Be Organic Chemistry? Round Wall Clocks

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Showcase your wry biochemistry / chemistry sense of humor the next time you tell time with this clock featuring the Krebs cycle along with the following scientific rhetorical question: "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?"

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Insufficient Storage Inside (Brain Anatomy Humor) Mug

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Anatomical attitude is alive and well with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Insufficient Storage Inside".

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We All Regress To The Mean Eventually (Statistics) Mug

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Showcase your wry linear regression side with any of these gifts featuring linear regression along with the stats truism saying "We All Regress To The Mean Eventually". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you mean when you talk about the concept of "regression to the mean" with a dose of statistics attitude today!

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Open Source Dude (Duke Java Thumbs Up) iPad Mini Cover

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Surf the web with a dose of open source attitude with any of these cases featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke giving a thumbs up, along with the saying "Open Source Dude". Make others do a double-take about open source with a dose of geek humor today!

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Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) Round Wall Clock

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No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with any of these gifts!

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Geology Is A Core Subject (Earth Science Attitude) Shirt

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Do you view geology as a core subject? Showcase your wry scientific side with any of these geological attitude gifts featuring the various layers of the Earth along with the scientific truism saying "Geology Is A Core Subject". Make others do a double-take about Earth's core with a dose of earth science humor today! Memorable gifts for any geologist!

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Budding Inside (Types Of Buds Biology Botany) Round Wallclocks

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Are you just budding inside? Showcase wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different types of buds, along with the saying "Budding Inside". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Memorable gifts for any botanical fan!

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Give Your Neurons A Rest Take a Nap Neuron Synapse Round Wall Clock

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Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following sound advice: "Give Your Neurons A Rest - Take A Nap".

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To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries Wrist Watches

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No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy this watch featuring the anatomical parts of a wine grape berry -- all key labels included. Comes with the wry scientific truism saying: "To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries". Impress the wine lover within you or others the next time you tell time with a dose of fruit-filled fun!

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