Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, April 09, 2015

Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Watches

tagged with: geophysics, astronomy, astronomer, earth science, earth scientist, science, scientist, orbital variation, geek, words and unwords, humor, attitude, educational, earth, tilt, axes, eccentricity, orbit

Astronomers, geophysicists, and earth scientists will enjoy telling time with this educational, scientific illustration watch featuring "Orbital Variation".

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Multipotent Inside (Blood Cell Formation Humor) iPad Cover

tagged with: multipotent inside, multipotency, blood cell formation, health, medicine, hematology, geek, humor, words and unwords, hematologist, polymath, renaissance person, multipotent

Let your wry medical sense of humor shine the next time you use this cover featuring blood cell formation along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Multipotent Inside".

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic Wall Clocks

tagged with: mendeleev, periodic table of elements, chemistry, periodic table, geek, humor, love chemistry, because life is so periodic, organic chemistry, words and unwords, elements, chemist, funny, attitude, love letters font, love, periodic, regular, chemistry major, inorganic chemistry, educational, chemistry teacher, education

If you love chemistry and use the (Mendeleev's) periodic table of elements, you'll enjoy wry chemical attitude on any of these gifts featuring the periodic table of elements, along with the saying "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic" in Love Letters font. No need to have a life to enjoy chemistry humor today!

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Wine Grape Berry (Botanical Anatomy)

tagged with: wine grape berry, anatomy, anatomical, grape, berry, diagram, educational, biology, biological, words and unwords, scientific, wine grape, botany, botanical, fruit, attitude, geek, science, scientist, wine maker, educational resources

No need to be a fan of grapes or fine wine to enjoy any of these gifts featuring wine grape berry anatomy. Detailed labels of all key parts of the wine grape berry are included. Make others do a double-take at the different parts of a wine grape berry with any of these scientific, educational botanical gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Scientific Man Does Not Aim Immediate Wrist Watch

tagged with: nikola tesla, wireless, genius, scientific man, does not aim, labors, words and unwords, wizard of wireless, advanced ideas, engineer, scientist, immediate result, lives, inspirational, hopes, quote, quotation, physicist, planter, future, lay the foundation, electrical engineer, inventor

Showcase wireless genius Nikola Tesla's intellectual and scientific style with this timeless quote on the aspirations of scientific man on this watch: "The scientific man does not aim at an immediate result. He does not expect that his advanced ideas will be readily taken up. His work is like that of the planter — for the future. His duty is to lay the foundation for those who are to come, and point the way. He lives and labors and hopes." No need to be a scientist to be inspired by the original "Wizard Of Wireless"! Tell time in an inspirational manner with words of wisdom from Tesla.

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Automatic Translator Inside (RNA Codon Wheel) Drink Coasters

tagged with: automatic translator inside, rna codon wheel, rna, biology, molecular biology, genes, genetics, scientific, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, translation, translator, protein synthesis, educational

Showcase your wry molecular biology side no matter what language you speak with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the saying "Automatic Translator Inside". Make others do a double-take at what goes on in protein synthesis today!

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: science, atp, this machine is powered by, words and unwords, biochemist, chemical formula, adenosine triphosphate, humor, biology, geek

No need to be a chemist or biochemist to know that you are powered by adenosine triphosphate (ATP). Showcase your wry chemical molecule geek side with any of these gifts featuring the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate".

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How Displaced Are You In The Cartesian World? Watch

tagged with: math, mathematician, parallel displacement, descartes, geometry, humor, geek, words and unwords, how displaced are you, in the cartesian world, mathematics, graph, query, question, trigonometry, attitude, psyche, psychology, psychologist, lifestyle, funny

Make others do a double-take with a dose of mathematical geometric attitude the next time you tell time with this watch featuring parallel displacement along with the following rhetorical question: "How Displaced Are You In The Cartesian World?" Educational tongue-in-cheek geek humor watch gift for anyone who feels displaced in this world!

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Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers) Plaques

tagged with: fascinated by skin, skin, dermal layers, dermatology, dermatologist, dermal, scientific, educational, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, funny, medical, medicine, skin doctor

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key components to human skin along with the saying "Fascinated By Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you are truly fascinated by with a dose of medical, anatomical humor today!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, patience, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, geek, words and unwords, word play, science, scientist, physicist, attitude, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Chess Players Live In A Black & White World Poker Deck

tagged with: a black and white world, chess players live in, chess game, chess saying, chess geek, words and unwords, chess players, chessboard metaphor, reflective chess set, chess

Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following caption: "Chess Players Live In A Black & White World". Make others do a double-take the next time you play chess today!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll (Black Adder) Ceramic Tile

tagged with: poem, jabberwock, jabberwocky, through looking glass, lewis carroll, john tenniel, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure, onomatopoeia, words and unwords, fantasy, battle, attitude, riddles, brain teasers, made up words

Classic Jabberwocky poem by Lewis Carroll as found in Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There -- now with Black Adder font for the title! Featuring original John Tenniel illustration of the Jabberwock.

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Beekeepers Know How To Bee In The Moment (Bee) iPhone 5C Covers

tagged with: beekeeping, bee outline, bee, words and unwords, bee in the moment, apiarists, beekeepers, humor, bee geek, know how to bee

Apiarists and beekeepers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an outline of a bee along with the following truism saying with a focus on the word play between be and bee: "Beekeepers Know How To Bee In The Moment".

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Coded For Genealogy (DNA Replication) Oval Stickers

tagged with: coded for genealogy, dna replication, molecular biology, biologist, genes, genetics, words and unwords, family historian, genealogist, genealogy, dna, biology, molecular biologist, humor, genetic code

Showcase your wry genealogical molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Coded For Genealogy". Make others do a double-take about their family history today! Memorable science humor gifts for any genealogist!

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Rhombicuboctahedron (Leonardo da Vinci) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: rhombicuboctahedron, archimedean solid, eight triangular, eighteen square faces, math, geometry, geometric, mathematician, da vinci, words and unwords, scientist, drawing, dimension, leonardo da vinci, renaissance, educational, math teacher

featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous drawing of a rhombicuboctahedron, an Archimedean solid with eight triangular and eighteen square faces. Let your geometric side shine through!

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Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta Alpha Wrist Watches

tagged with: wall street, sign, humor, value investor, economics, stock market, money, words and unwords, paved with too much beta, not enough alpha, financier, stockbroker, truism, signage, attitude, funny, sarcasm, investing, investor, value investing, economy, economist, political economy, investment

Showcase your knowledge of beta and alpha in the investment world with this Wall Street signage watch with the truism saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta and Too Little Alpha". Beta, of course, means volatility; alpha means abnormal returns. Make others do a double-take about your knowledge of what really goes on in the financial world called Wall Street the next time you tell time!

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Postage

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, motion illusion, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, perception, words and unwords, psyche, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, visual perception, static image, contrasts, interacting effects

Showcase your wry optical illusion side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the optical illusion of "Motion Illusion". Just stare at it and the image will appear to move!

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Beware Of Merge Zones Organizational Integration T-shirts

tagged with: beware of merge zones, signs, traffic sign, transportation sign, merge zone head, organizational psychology, mergers, humor, words and unwords, office humor

Have you been through mergers? Do you drive and drive through merge zones? Signage humor for anyone who has been through mergers! Includes the transportation sign for merge zone ahead along with the following saying: "Beware Of Merge Zones Organizational Integration Is Often Not Seamless". Make others do a double-take today with a dose of signage attitude today!

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Wednesday, April 08, 2015

Software Developers Swim With Sharks (Android) iPhone 4 Cases

tagged with: software developers swim with sharks, shark, hammerhead shark, android, bug droid, robot, software development, open source, code, programmer, software developer, swim with sharks, funny, geek, humor, itude, knowledge, engineer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, software engineer, software engineering

Are you a software developer? Do you see yourself as swimming with sharks -- whether you want to or not? Show your wry Android sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Android's bug droid swimming with a hammerhead shark, along with the following truism saying about the world of software development -- whether one can eat or be eaten: "Software Developers Swim With Sharks -- Whether They Know It Or Not -- ". Make others do a double-take with a dose of software engineer humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle Coasters

tagged with: wave-particle duality inside, quantum mechanics, heisenberg uncertainty principle, physics, quantum state, geek, humor, words and unwords, partial differential equation, uncertainty principle, saying, attitude

Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts!

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