Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, April 08, 2015

Are You Seasick Yet? (Motion Illusion) Postage

tagged with: motion illusion, optical illusion, are you seasick yet, circles that appear to move, humor, geek, visual, perception, words and unwords, psyche, illusion

If you've ever been seasick, you'll enjoy wry optical illusion humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamps featuring the classic motion illusion along with the following rhetorical query "Are You Seasick Yet?" Just stare at the image and the dots will begin to move!

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Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid Font Letters) iPhone 4 Cases

tagged with: software developer inside, bug droid, bug droid font, software development, android, bug droid letters, saying, open source, words and unwords, software engineer, geek humor, software developer

Software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug droid lettering for all letters for the saying "Software Developer Inside". Make others do a double-take with open source quixotic itude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Quantum Mechanics Many Worlds Interpretation Shirt

tagged with: many worlds interpretation, words and unwords, film reel physics, quantum mechanics, physics, quantum physics, many universes, subject to a many worlds, uncertainty principle, geek humor

Showcase your wry physics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the paradox of Schrödinger's cat as illustrated by a film reel that separates into different universes that do not interact with each other along with the following saying that any quantum physicist can agree with: "Quantum Mechanics Subject To A Many Worlds Interpretation". Philosophical entanglement attitude gifts for all who wonder whether Schrödinger's cat is dead or alive!

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Haze Over Eastern United States (Picture Earth) T Shirt

tagged with: picture earth, visible earth, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite photo, satellite imagery, landscape, geographer, geography, words and unwords, earth science, earth scientist, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, haze over eastern united states, eastern united states, haze, weather, smog, summertime, united states

No need to be a geographer or have lived in the Eastern United States to appreciate any of these vivid satellite imagery gifts featuring "Haze Over Eastern United States". Picture Earth satellite photo gifts for all who know about the changing weather patterns during the summertime in Eastern U.S.!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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Always Test Your Hypothesis (Bell Curve Humor) Dry-Erase Board

tagged with: statistics, bell curve, humor, advice, geek, always test your hypothesis, hypothesis testing, words and unwords, statistician, psychologist, gaussian curve, stats, statistical, attitude, psyche

Statisticians and psychologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that provides sound advice for those who work with stats: "Always Test Your Hypothesis".

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When The Pressure Gets To Me Go Snorkeling Dreams Drink Coasters

tagged with: software developer, i go snorkeling, words and unwords, java's mascot duke, software development, humor, open source, java, geek, software engineer, in my dreams

Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "When The Pressure Gets To Me I Go Snorkeling In My Dreams". Make others do a double-take on the type of pressure-filled life that you lead with a dose of geek humor today with these memorable gifts featuring Java's Duke!

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Saturn's Rings (Photo Of Saturn Rings) Wristwatches

tagged with: saturn, planet saturn, photo of saturn's rings, astronomy, saturn's rings, saturn's rings shadow, words and unwords, astronomer, saturn fan

Astronomical attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring a photo of Saturn's rings.

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To Understand Cooking Know Your Chemistry Cutting Boards

tagged with: periodic table of elements, periodic table, chemistry, cooking, geek, humor, cooking saying, words and unwords, to understand cooking, know your chemistry, science, educational, attitude, saying, science in society

If you enjoy cooking, you'll enjoy this cutting board with a dose of geek humor! Comes with the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following saying that will always make you do a double-take when cooking: "To Understand Cooking Know Your Chemistry".

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Thrusting Makes The Bedrock (Geology Orogeny) Cards

tagged with: geology, thrusting makes the bedrock, words and unwords, orogeny, plate tectonics, seismologist, folded rock, humor, nappes, mountain building, geek, earth science, bedrock

Wry suggestive geological humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring a schematic overview of an eroded thrust system. The shaded material is the nappe. The erosional hole is called a window or fenster. The klippe is the isolated block of the nappe overlying autochthonous material. These gifts include the educational, scientific saying about orogeny, the process of mountain building via plate tectonics: "Thrusting Makes The Bedrock". Make others do a double-take with a dose of plate tectonic attitude today!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Legging Tights

tagged with: facilitator inside, mediator, facilitator, facilitated diffusion, cell membrane, protein, biology, humor, geek, words and unwords, molecules, chemistry, biochemistry, cell biologist, biologist, biochemist, scientist, attitude, saying, lifestyle

If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor with these leggings featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein. In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life the next time you wear these cell biology geek humor leggings!

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Catalyst For Second Industrial Revolution N. Tesla Round Clock

tagged with: nikola tesla, tesla, wireless, genius, father of radio, electrical engineer, alternating current, second industrial revolution, geek, words and unwords, wizard of wireless, scientist, inventor, alternate current, radio, polyphase system, ac motor, science, serbian american, patents, catalyst, inventors

No need to be an electrical engineer or a mechanical engineer to understand the contributions of wireless genius Nikola Tesla. Serbian American Nikola Tesla was an important contributor to the birth of commercial electricity. Tesla is best known for his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries and his patents and theoretical work formed the basis of modern alternating current (AC) electric power systems, including the polyphase system of electrical distribution and the AC motor. His work essentially helped usher in the Second Industrial Revolution. Showcase Tesla's long lasting contributions to the world with any of these Nikola Tesla gifts with the heading "Catalyst For The Second Industrial Revolution". Make others do a double-take about how we evolved to the wireless society that we live in today with these timeless engineering attitude gifts!

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Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi (Mechanisms) Mug

tagged with: epigenetics is my modus operandi, epigenetics, environmental genetics, environmentalist, geneticist, biologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, epigenetic mechanisms, attitude, science, scientist

No need to be an environmental geneticist or molecular biology to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an illustration of epigenetic mechanisms along with the following quirky geek saying: "Epigenetics Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the interaction between genes and the environment all the time!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wheeler Ridge California Coffee Mug

tagged with: 3-d, stereoscopic image pair, wheeler ridge california, stereoscope, satellite photo, image pair, geography, imagery, visible earth, picture earth, words and unwords, three dimensional, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, methods, techniques

No need to be a Californian to enjoy a view from a satellite with any of these stereoscopic image pair gifts featuring a satellite photo of Wheeler Ridge California. Comes with instructions on how to make a 3-D image appear right before your eyes. Geography gifts for all 3-D fans!

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Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: pi on baked pie, humor, geek, pi fan, proof, math, mathematician, words and unwords, geometry, proof is in the pi, funny, saying, riddle, irrational number, mathematical constant

Wry pi fan humor is alive and well on any of these featuring pi, the mathematical constant and irrational number, on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others scratch their heads and wonder what you are referring to: "Proof Is In The Pi".

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Wrist Watches

tagged with: organic chemistry, biology, mitochondria, intracellular, atp, adenosine triphosphate, electron transport chain, oxidative phosphorylation, words and unwords, geek, truism, chemistry, biologist, chemist, saying, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, science, scientist, humor, attitude, cell biology, matrix, chemical energy

Showcase your wry organic chemistry Krebs cycle side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a diagram of the electron transport chain along with the following scientific truism: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Classic geek attitude gift - no need to be a chemist, biochemist, or biologist to enjoy!

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I Don't Do Math ... My Erdős Number Is Empty Set Wrapping Paper

tagged with: math, geek, humor, i don't do math, set theory, my erdos number, empty set, funny, words and unwords, mathematician, sarcasm, erdos number

No need to be a mathematician to understand the joke with this design featuring the following text: "I Don't Do Math ... My Erdős Number Is Empty Set". Paul Erdős, was one of the most prolific mathematicians of the 20th century, known for his practice of social mathematics. An Erdős number describes a person's degree of separation from Erdős himself, based on their collaboration with him, or with another who has their own Erdős number. Make others do a double-take about the mathematical world with a dose of wry geek humor with any of these Erdős number saying gifts!

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In Re Morse (Morse Code) Clock

tagged with: in re morse, remorse, pertaining to, code, programmer, geek, humor, morse code, international morse code, words and unwords, funny, double entendre, language, legal, attitude, saying, definition, educational, samuel morse, education

No need to be a programmer or work in the legal field to enjoy wry linguistic humor on any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the saying "In Re Morse" -- meaning, "pertaining to Morse". Showcase your educational Morse code attitude today! Perfect geek humor gifts for wireless fans who know about Morse code!

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My Heart Beats With Love (Electrocardiogram ECG) Belt Buckle

tagged with: my heart beats with love, electrocardiogram, ecg, ekg, sinus rhythm, love, heartbeat, words and unwords, medical, medicine, saying, truism, doctor, emt

No need to work in the medical field to appreciate any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "My Heart Beats With Love" in Love Letters font! Memorable heart-felt gifts for anyone with love inside!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Decals For iPod Touch 4G

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, humor, geek, words and unwords, patience, word play, science, scientist, physicist, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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