Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, April 08, 2015

Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Personalized Letterhead

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Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Develop Your Intellectual Prowess Play Chess Galaxy S4 Covers

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Avid chess player and chess teachers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess truism saying: "Develop Your Intellectual Prowess Play Chess". Make others do a double-take at what the game of chess can develop in people with a dose of intelligent humor today!

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Wonderland Alice Humpty Dumpty Conversation Quote Ceramic Tile

tagged with: alice, humpty dumpty, quote, quotation, conversation, alice in wonderland, lewis carroll, john tenniel, words, words and unwords, verbs, adjectives, meaning, through the looking glass, and what alice found there, wonderland, wonderland fan, satire, education, funny, attitude, lending a hand, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your Wonderland sense of style with any of these gifts featuring Alice meeting Humpty Dumpty and having a conversation with this infamous nursery rhyme character as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel. Memorable gifts for anyone into words and their meanings! Passage quote says it all: "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is, " said Humpty Dumpty, "Which is to be master -- that's all." Alice was much too puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. "They've a temper, some of them -- particularly verbs, they're the proudest -- adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs -- however, I can manage the whole lot! Impenetrability! That's what I say!"

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Be Competitive Play Duplicate Bridge Tag For Luggage

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying that any duplicate bridge player can relate to: "Be Competitive Play Duplicate Bridge". Great gifts for any competitive duplicate bridge player!

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Measurement Of Man (Vitruvian Man da Vinci) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

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Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci created Vitruvian Man, his infamous drawing of proportion, with the "Measurement Of Man" in mind. Enjoy medieval and Renaissance measurements with any of these educational, scientific and historical Measurement Of Man gifts!

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Economics Not Matter Of Life Or Death Equilibrium Wall Clocks

tagged with: economics, just a matter of equilibrium, econ teacher, geek, humor, supply and demand curve, economist, life or death, supply-and-demand, words and unwords, money, finance, wealth, education, educational, social science teacher, funny, social scientist, saying, truism, definition, political economy, economy, government, lifestyle, advice

No need to be an economist or social scientist to enjoy any of these wry econ humor gifts featuring the supply-and-demand curve, along with the economics truism: "Economics: Not A Matter Of Life Or Death Just A Matter Of Equilibrium". Make others do a double-take with any of these tongue-in-cheek, yet deadly serious educational economics gifts today!

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Chaos Ahead (Transportation Warning Sign Humor) T Shirts

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Do you have a messy desk, a messy room, or a messy mind? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring a warning sign that means "Chaos Ahead". Comes with a symbol that represents chaos. Make others do a double-take at what they are getting into when they approach you with a dose of warning sign humor today!

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Tuesday, April 07, 2015

Female Android (Sign / Symbol) Cover For The iPad Mini

tagged with: android, sign, symbol, female, bugdroid, geek, itude, humor, women, feminista, words and unwords, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, programming

Show your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid enclosed within the universal sign / symbol for the female. Make others do a double-take at who is developing on the open source Android platform! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Radiation Dose Chart (Physics) Spiral Notebooks

tagged with: radiation dose chart, physics, radiation, radiation chart, educational, scientific, physicist, words and unwords, science, radiation dosage, millirems, comparative perspective on radiation

Kudos goes to Randall Munroe of XKCD fame who created this "Radiation Dose Chart" and released the chart into the public domain. Educational chart puts the concept of radiation dose into comparative perspective. No need to work in the health or medicine or physics fields to understand what radiation dosage is all about with any of these gifts featuring a "Radiation Dose Chart". Memorable gifts for anyone who has ever had exposure to any level of radiation!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Towel

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Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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Simply Statistical (Bell Curve Attitude) Dry Erase Whiteboards

tagged with: psychologist, geek, words and unwords, statistics, bell curve, stats, simply statistical, statistician, psychology, humor

No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy thinking about the bell curve with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with percentages underneath the curve and the saying "Simply Statistical". Educational, statistical saying gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) Round Clock

tagged with: software engineer, open source, words and unwords, computer science, cowboy attitude, open source cowboy, software developer, software engineering, mascot duke on a horse, geek humor

Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) gifts featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development open source humor gifts!

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I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind iPhone 5C Covers

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Showcase your wry brainy attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various anatomical parts of the brain, complete with labels, along with the following saying and query: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?" Make others do a double-take and laugh at what you mean with a dose of psychological geek humor today!

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Curiosity Searching For Life On Mars (Mars Rover) Keepsake Boxes

tagged with: mars exploration, words and unwords, nasa, mars, searching for life on mars, martian rover, martian exploration, geek, curiosity rover, astrobiology

Are you a fan of Martian exploration? Showcase your Martian explorer side with any of these gifts featuring an artistic illustration of NASA's Martian rover Curiosity along with the following caption: "Searching For Life On Mars".

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Award

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Astronomers will enjoy the 2012 Transit of Venus with any of these world map gifts featuring the world visibility of the 2012 Transit of Venus, with partial and full viewing available at certain locations on Earth. Comes with the caption that will get others to think about having their grandchildren or great-grand children watch the next Transit of Venus: "Note: Next pair of transits of Venus will be in December 2117 and December 2125".

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To Understand Cooking Know Your Chemistry Clocks

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No need to know all of the elements in the Periodic Table of Elements to enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table along with the saying "To Understand Cooking Know Your Chemistry". Make others do a double-take about the science behind cooking with any of these scientific saying gifts! Memorable educational, geek humor gifts for all cooks!

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The Rock Cycle (Geology Earth Science) Pinback Buttons

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No need to be a rock hound or geologist to appreciate any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring "The Rock Cycle". Make others do a double-take on the cycle that rocks traverse through over several hundred million years!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Wrist Watch

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If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein. In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life with this cell biology geek humor watch!

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Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Pacifier

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If you know your wine grape berries, you'll enjoy intelligent attitude with this anatomical biology of a wine grape, along with the saying: "Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Berries". No need to be a wine grower to enjoy any of these wine grape berry attitude gifts! Wine connoisseurs with a scientific bent will especially love these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Catalyst For Second Industrial Revolution N. Tesla iPad Mini Covers

tagged with: nikola tesla, tesla, wireless, genius, father of radio, electrical engineer, alternating current, second industrial revolution, geek, words and unwords, wizard of wireless, scientist, inventor, alternate current, radio, polyphase system, ac motor, science, serbian american, patents, catalyst, inventors

No need to be an electrical engineer or a mechanical engineer to understand the contributions of wireless genius Nikola Tesla. Serbian American Nikola Tesla was an important contributor to the birth of commercial electricity. Tesla is best known for his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries and his patents and theoretical work formed the basis of modern alternating current (AC) electric power systems, including the polyphase system of electrical distribution and the AC motor. His work essentially helped usher in the Second Industrial Revolution. Showcase Tesla's long lasting contributions to the world with any of these Nikola Tesla gifts with the heading "Catalyst For The Second Industrial Revolution". Make others do a double-take about how we evolved to the wireless society that we live in today with these timeless engineering attitude gifts!

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