Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, April 07, 2015

Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor, hematologist, or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Dry Erase Board

tagged with: organic chemistry, biology, mitochondria, intracellular, atp, adenosine triphosphate, electron transport chain, oxidative phosphorylation, words and unwords, geek, truism, chemistry, biologist, chemist, saying, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, science, scientist, humor, attitude, cell biology, matrix, chemical energy

Showcase your wry organic chemistry self with any of these gifts that showcase the electron transport chain, including the Krebs cycle. Educational design featuring oxidative phosphorylation occurs in the mitochondria. Truism science attitude saying says: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take about the processes inside of their cells with any of these ATP attitude gifts!

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Evolving Cube Inside (Math & Geometry) Postage Stamp

tagged with: evolving cube inside, cube, inside, math, geometry, mathematician, geek, geometrician, humor, words and unwords, attitude, educational, saying, cuboid, education

Showcase your wry math and geometry side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a cube in evolution along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Evolving Cube Inside".

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Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin Napkin

tagged with: dermal layers, skin layers, words and unwords, dermatology, epidermis, love the subject of skin, dermatologists, skin, skin humor saying, geek humor

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the different layers of the skin along with the following truism saying in Love Letters font: "Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin".

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Stamps

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take the next time you send correspondence with this physics humor stamp featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those momentous occasions in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this scientific truism for those who live life existentially!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Pillows

tagged with: inspirational, never once made a discovery, thomas alva edison, all my work was deductive, quote, words and unwords, pure and simple, engineer, genius, thomas edison, research, scientist, experimentation, invent, invention

If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this pillow featuring the timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with this motivational and inspirational Edison quote pillow!

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Decoying And Sacrifice Make Chess An Interesting Galaxy S4 Cover

tagged with: chess game, chess saying, chess players, chess moves, make chess an interesting game, chess advice, words and unwords, reflective chess set, chess, decoying and sacrifice

Show your wry chess itude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Decoying And Sacrifice Make Chess An Interesting Game".

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Wonderland Be What You Would Seem To Be Duchess Ceramic Tiles

tagged with: alice, duchess, alice's adventures in wonderland, lewis carroll, wonderland, quotation, appear, words and unwords, be what you would, seem to be, alice in wonderland, quote, otherwise, funny, humor, attitude, logic, logician, syntax, programmer, psyche, psychology, tongue twister, logical, saying, truism, self-evident, riddle, brain-teaser, appearances, riddles, brain teasers, john tenniel

If you're a fan of Alice in Wonderland, you'll enjoy this passage with advice on how one should appear to others from the Duchess to Alice as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" with illustration by John Tenniel on any of these gifts. Quotation says it all: 'I quite agree with you,' said the Duchess; 'And the moral of that is - "Be What You Would Seem To Be" - or if you'd like it put more simply - "Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise." Make others do a double-take with rational, logical Wonderland fun!

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Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Postage

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is filled with bridge advice: "Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge".

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Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta Alpha Disposable Napkins

tagged with: wall street, sign, humor, value investor, economics, stock market, money, words and unwords, paved with too much beta, too little alpha, financier, stockbroker, truism, signage, attitude, funny, sarcasm, investing, investor, value investing, economy, economist, political economy, investment

Are you hosting an economic get-together? Showcase your knowledge of beta and alpha in the investment world with this customizable paper napkin with the truism saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta and Too Little Alpha". Beta, of course, means volatility; alpha means abnormal returns. Make others do a double-take about your knowledge of what really goes on in the financial world called Wall Street at your next event with these paper napkins that will surely be the topic of discussion!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Cake Picks

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Monday, April 06, 2015

Welcome To Android County (Bug Droid Sign) Samsung Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: android, sign, signage, transportation sign, welcome to android county, bug droid, bugdroid, android robot, words and unwords, geek, humor, software developer, software development, software engineer, programmer, open source, county, android county, country transportation sign, itude, software engineering

Are you a software developer working on the Android platform? Show your wry technological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the county transportation sign that says the following: "Welcome To Android County". Make others do a double-take about the county that they have just entered with any of these Android robot / Android bug droid (bugdroid) gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative Round Clocks

tagged with: quantum mechanics, quantum physics, proof that life is relative, when you think within, schrödinger's cat, entanglement, words and unwords, geek humor, physicist, within the box, attitude, geek saying, funny, physics, sarcasm, humor, physics teacher, relativity

Showcase your wry scientific / quantum mechanics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Schrödinger's cat paradox along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics - Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Tongue-in-cheek physics attitude for all who understand is-the-cat-alive-or-dead issues in the field of quantum mechanics!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Letterhead Template

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Watch

tagged with: software engineers, java, java's duke, live in a fishbowl environment, fish tank humor, geek, attitude, open source, words and unwords, humor, saying, software developers, software engineering, software development

Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with this watch featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor watch gift for any open source software engineer!

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Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside (Brain Humor) Skate Board Decks

tagged with: brain, humor, words and unwords, warning, anatomy, anatomical, medical, discombobulated mind inside, geek, brainy, discombobulated, attitude, saying

Showcase your wry intelligent side with this skateboard gift featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside". Brainy humor gift for skaterboarders and non-skateboarders!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Pacifiers

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Puzzle

tagged with: eat pi, math pi, pie humor, mathematical constant, filled with pi, mathematician, math, constant, geek, words and unwords, scientist, scientific, hungry, appetite, humor, attitude, saying, brain teaser, lifestyle

Showcase your wry geek side with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie, along with the saying "Wanted - A World Filled With Pi". Make others do a double-take with any of these visual word-play gifts for hungry mathematicians! Memorable gifts for math teachers and all who think about pi, the transcendental and irrational number!

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Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element Wristwatch

tagged with: periodic table of elements, geek, just missing an element, chemistry, elements, humor, the human element, periodic table, words and unwords, chemist joke

Showcase your wry scientific attitude the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following saying: "Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element".

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Lunchboxes

tagged with: geophysics, astronomy, astronomer, earth science, earth scientist, science, scientist, orbital variation, geek, words and unwords, humor, attitude, educational, earth, tilt, axes, eccentricity, orbit

Have lunch with a dose of scientific attitude with this lunchbox featuring an illustration of "Orbital Variation". Great lunchbox gift for astronomers, geophysicsts, earth scientists, and anyone who knows about the tilt of the Earth as it travels through its orbit!

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