Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, April 05, 2015

Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source Custom Letterhead

tagged with: photosynthesis, chloroplast, light-dependent reaction, the original green energy source, green energy, environmentalist, science humor, geek, biology, words and unwords, biologist, scientist, attitude, educational, saying, truism, science in society

No need to specialize in green energy to realize that, from a scientific perspective, photosynthesis is technically the greenest of all green energy sources. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reaction of photosynthesis in a chloroplast along with the truism saying "Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source". Make others do a double-take about the concept of green energy today!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Candy Dish

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Alchemist Inside (Medieval Alchemy) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: alchemy, alchemist inside, medieval, medieval alchemy, inside, humor, chemistry, turning lead into gold, two-headed person, words and unwords, religion, attitude, chemist, science, scientist, geek, funny, alchemist, methods, techniques

Even if you do not turn lead into gold, chemists and alchemists of all ages will enjoy this medieval alchemy design, with the caption "Alchemist Inside". Gifts for all those who enjoy the scientific religious pursuit of alchemy in modern times!

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Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention (Neuron) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: thought is a matter, a matter of synaptic attention, attention, synapse, neuron, neurotransmitter, medical, medicine, words and unwords, science, humor, geek, attitude, saying, truism, educational, psyche, thinker, philosopher, consciousness, synaptic attention, psychologist, biologist

Educational, scientific saying featuring neuron / synapse along with the following truism saying "Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention". No need to work in the medical or psychological field to understand how thought is produced. Make others do a double-take at any of these thoughtful biological attitude gifts! For all who think!

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Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent Nikola Tesla Tile

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, ac dynamo, alternating current dynamo, tesla, geek, technology historian, electricity, words and unwords, united states patent 390721, machine, electrical engineering, wireless

Fans of wireless and electrical engineering will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Nikola Tesla's infamous AC dynamo patent. Comes with the caption: "Dynamic Electric Machine". Memorable geek attitude gifts for all!

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V-Class Proton Pump (Cellular Membrane) Gift Wrap

tagged with: educational, cell membrane, atp, words and unwords, proton pump, biochemist, mitochondria, v class proton pump, cellular membrane, biology, humor, protons, biochemistry, biologist, membrane protein, geek, attitude, scientist, educational resources

Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a "V-Class Proton Pump". A proton pump is a membrane protein that is capable of moving protons across the membrane of a cell, mitochondrion, or other subcellular compartment. The proton pump grabs protons from the matrix (the space enclosed by the two membranes) within the organelle and release the protons into the inter-membrane space. Showcase your biochemical pump sense of humor with any of these memorable proton pump gifts!

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Communication In Dits And Dahs (Morse Code) Letterhead Template

tagged with: communication in dits and dahs, samuel morse, morse code, international morse code, communication, words and unwords, geek, humor, telegraph, 19th century communication, attitude, dots, dits, dashes, code, 19th century technology, coder

Make others do a double-take with a dose of 19th century communication humor with any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication In Dits And Dahs". Educational fun for all Morse code fans!

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: geek, humor, magnetic quadrupole moment, quadrupole moment, magnetism, life is a series, attractive and repulsive moments, magnetic fields, words and unwords, magnets, science, funny, physics, attitude, physicist, scientist, physics teacher, scientific, truism, saying, truisms

Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Letterhead Template

tagged with: inspirational, never once made a discovery, thomas alva edison, all my work was deductive, quote, words and unwords, pure and simple, engineer, genius, thomas edison, research, scientist, experimentation, invent, invention

If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Too Much Time On Your Hands? Play Bridge iPhone 4 Case

Do you have too much time on your hands? Showcase your wry sense of wit and wisdom with a dose of bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the rhetorical question that will make all bridge players laugh, smile, and wink: "Too Much Time On Your Hands? Play Bridge". Everyone who's a bridge player will know that you can never devote too much time to playing bridge and that the game of bridge will take up all of your free time so that you won't have any free time remaining!

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da Vinci Ill Praise In A Matter Do Not Understand Skin For The iPhone 4

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, ill if you praise, ill, praise, reprove, human nature, advice, da vinci, worse if you reprove, words and unwords, quote, quotation, renaissance, self-discovery, artist, writer, scientist, inventor, intuition, intuitiveness, psyche, psychology, self-portrait, saying, truism

Understand human nature? Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci was a master of self-discovery. Showcase your intuitiveness with any of these quotation gifts featuring a self-portrait of Leonardo da Vinci, along with da Vinci's words of wisdom quote on praise: "You do ill if you praise, and still worse if you reprove in a matter you do not understand." If you praise or reprove in work or in life, you'll enjoy any of these human nature advice quotation gifts!

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Ideal Firm Size: Do You Know Where That Is? Skin For Laptop

tagged with: microeconomics, economics, profit, ideal firm size, ideal firm, economist, lrac, long-run average cost curve, economies of scale, words and unwords, query, question, funny, humor, attitude, social scientist, economics teacher, competition, competitive

No need to be an economics major to appreciate this economics inquiry on any of these gifts. Featuring long-run average cost curve (LRAC), along with the caption "Ideal Firm Size: Do You Know Where That Is?". The ideal firm size is the theoretically most competitive size for any company, in a given industry, at a given time and should ideally correspond with the highest possible per-unit profit. In other words, the ideal firm size is OQ2, where average cost is at its lowest level on the long-run average cost curve. Make others do a double-take with a dose of microeconomics humor with any of these gifts!

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My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Skin For The iPhone 4

tagged with: visual, optical illusion, my wife and my mother-in-law, wife, mother-in-law, illusion, psyche, young woman, old lady, words and unwords, image, portrait, psychologist, psychology, gestalt, phenomenon, humor, attitude, brain teaser, optics, elderly lady, contrast, riddles, brain teasers

Travel with optical illusion style with any of these gifts featuring the infamous gestalt picture of "My Wife & My Mother-In-Law". Just take a close look, and you'll see both women!

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Some People Have A Photographic Memory (Camera) Tile

tagged with: signs, signage, camera, photography, psyche, psychologist, memory, photographic memory, geek, words and unwords, psychology, funny, humor, attitude, saying, joke, film, lifestyle, some people have, they just don't carry any

Funny signage humor gifts for all who have a photographic memory, but just don't carry any film!

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Saturday, April 04, 2015

Software Developers Chess Players Think Android Samsung Galaxy S4 Cover

tagged with: software developers, chess players, think alike, mapping out the future consequences, of each possible move, android, bug droid, words and unwords, geek humor, programmer, software developer, software engineer, software engineering, software development, geek, saying, truism

If you're a software developer working on the Android platform and a chess player, you'll enjoy any of these geek humor gifts featuring Android's Bug Droid with a black chess queen along with the truism saying "Software Developers And Chess Players Think Alike - Mapping Out The Future Consequences Of Each Possible Move". Make others do a double-take with a dose of software geek open source itude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Necklaces

tagged with: theory of relativity, physics, lorenz transformation inside, lorenz transformation, words and unwords, light cone spacetime diagram, physicist, space, time, relative, geek, humor, attitude, inside, relativity

This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how, according to the theory of special relativity, different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with any of these "Lorenz Transformation Inside" gifts! Great educational geek humor gifts for any physicist!

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Global Warming Means More Derechos Tag For Bags

tagged with: global warming means more derechos, global warming, words and unwords, weather, meteorologist, derechos, climate change, meteorology, severe weather, global warming effects

Meteorologists, earth scientists, and weather fans will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the saying "Global Warming Means More Derechos" with serial and progressive derecho diagrams. No need to believe in climate change to enjoy any of these meteorological attitude gifts!

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My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) Postage Stamp

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, biochemistry, atp, geek, humor, complex cycle, my life just operates, words and unwords, biology, chemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, science, scientist, attitude, funny, saying, truism, tcac, medical, doctor, nurse, medicine

Tell the truth about your life with a dose of wry biochemical geek humor with these stamps featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the following scientific truism: "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Tongue-in-cheek biological humor postage for all who operate on a complex cycle!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) Letterhead Design

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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When The Pressure Gets To Me Go Snorkeling Dreams Letterhead Design

tagged with: software developer, i go snorkeling, words and unwords, java's mascot duke, software development, humor, open source, java, geek, software engineer, in my dreams

Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "When The Pressure Gets To Me I Go Snorkeling In My Dreams". Make others do a double-take on the type of pressure-filled life that you lead with a dose of geek humor today with these memorable gifts featuring Java's Duke!

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