Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, April 04, 2015

Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Pillow

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Showcase your restless nature with this timeless Thomas Alva Edison quotation pillow gift. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with this pillow gift! Motivational and inspirational gift for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication)

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Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid!

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Personalized Letterhead

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Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with any of these gifts with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor gifts for all who know about the sameness found in life!

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Yield To Discipline (Yield Sign Humor) Premium Keepsake Box

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Do you yield to discipline - at school, at home, at work, at play? Showcase your disciplined self with a dose of wry transportation signage humor fun with any of these yield sign gifts which say the following: "Yield To Discipline". Memorable signage attitude gifts for anyone with a disciplined state of mind!

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Friday, April 03, 2015

Software Developers Swim With Sharks (Android) Galaxy S4 Case

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Are you a software developer? Do you see yourself as swimming with sharks -- whether you want to or not? Show your wry Android sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Android's bug droid swimming with a hammerhead shark, along with the following truism saying about the world of software development -- whether one can eat or be eaten: "Software Developers Swim With Sharks -- Whether They Know It Or Not -- ". Make others do a double-take with a dose of software engineer humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore iPad Mini Cases

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Showcase your knowledge of particle physics and quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the Higgs boson circled in red with the caption "Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make others do a double-take at the world at the sub-atomic level today!

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Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal (Kidney Nephron) Letterhead Design

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Showcase our wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal". Great anatomical geek humor saying gifts for any nephrologist!

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Photosynthetic Spirit (Biochemistry Attitude) Letterhead Template

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Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis, of course, is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis!

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Be Colorful Promote An Open Source Mindset (Duke) Letterhead Template

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If you work with open source code or desire for others to give open source a try, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a colorful Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) with a joker's wand. Truism saying for open source programmers says it all: "Be Colorful - Promote An Open Source Mindset". Bring color into your life with an open mindset with any of these wry geek humor gifts!

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Notebooks

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If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Wall Clocks

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge (Bridge Humor) Kitchen Towel

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No matter what your age or level of experience, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits and the saying "Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take at what the game of bridge does to a person with wry, quirky bridge player humor today!

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Letterhead

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Astronomers will enjoy the 2012 Transit of Venus with any of these world map gifts featuring the world visibility of the 2012 Transit of Venus, with partial and full viewing available at certain locations on Earth. Comes with the caption that will get others to think about having their grandchildren or great-grand children watch the next Transit of Venus: "Note: Next pair of transits of Venus will be in December 2117 and December 2125".

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) iPod Speakers

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Cell Components Inside Pillows

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Showcase your wry cell biology side with this throw pillow featuring a stylized illustration of a cell along with the saying "Cell Components Inside". Great throw pillow gift for any cell biologist!

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements Periodic Table Bumper Stickers

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Showcase your wry chemistry side with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude with any of these gifts featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Memorable chemistry saying gifts for chemistry teachers, chemistry majors, and chemists! For all fans of the Periodic Table!

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Loose Memory Inside Neuron Synapse Geek Humor Throw Pillow

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry neurological attitude with this throw pillow featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Loose Memory Inside".

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Nature May Reach Same Result In Many Ways (Tesla) 17" Laptop Decals

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Showcase your Nikola Tesla side with any of these gifts featuring wireless wizard and "Father of Radio" Nikola Tesla with one of his memorable quotes on nature: "Nature May Reach The Same Result In Many Ways". Scientific attitude words of wisdom truism quotation gifts for all who understand nature!

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How To Recognize A Shark (Biology Humor) Wrapping Paper

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Do you like sharks? Do you swim in the ocean or go surfing? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring shark anatomy as well as the heading "How To Recognize A Shark". Because the term "shark" has many different interpretations (both literally and figuratively), you want to be clear that you are referring to the ocean-loving creature. Make everyone do a double-take at exactly what you mean today with these memorable biological anatomical gifts!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Decals For The iPhone 4

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No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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