Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, April 02, 2015

Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron Personalized Letterhead

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Nephrologists and those interested in the excretory system will enjoy any of these wry medical anatomical humor gifts featuring all key part of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life". Great gift for anyone who advocates a renal (real) life!

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Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) Letterhead

tagged with: support photosynthesis exhale, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, support photosynthesis, geek, humor, environmentalist, words and unwords, educational, scientific saying, chloroplast, environmental advice, lifestyle

Environmentalists and anyone who breathes will enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis, the biochemical process which converts light into energy in chloroplasts, along with the truism saying "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you support and how you do it with a dose of geek attitude fun!

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Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Stats Photo Plaques

tagged with: words and unwords, certainty, bell curve, normal distribution curve, humor, statistics, who needs it, geek, stats, when you have statistical confidence, statistical confidence

Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with a dose of bell curve attitude with any of these stats attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, complete with percentages under the curve. Comes with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics: "Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Statistical Confidence". Get a load of laughs with a dose of stats geek humor today! No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy.

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Wanted A Deadline That I Can Coast Through Custom Letterhead

tagged with: deadlines, procrastinator, surf through time, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, computer engineer, engineering, software engineer, words and unwords, procrastination, computers, java's duke, duke, java, humor, geek, attitude, saying, computer scientist, open source, truism, coast through to deadlines, wanted, lifestyle

Are you a procrastinator? Do you need a pressure filled environment in which to work? Look no further than any of these memorable geek humor gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke on a surfboard through time, along with the truism saying, "Wanted A Deadline That I Can Coast Through". Memorable gifts for wishful thinkers who love to coast through to deadlines!

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Neuroplasticity Embedded Within (Brain Anatomy) Wrist Watch

tagged with: neuroplasticity embedded within, neuroplastic, embedded within, geek, brain, anatomy, anatomical, neuroscientist, humor, words and unwords, scientist, attitude, learning, psychology, neurology, medical, medicine, educational resources

Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor about learning the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the different parts of the human brain, complete with labels, along with the saying "Neuroplasticity Embedded Within".

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Towel

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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Warning! Approaching Black Hole No Light Escape Customized Letterhead

tagged with: warning, geek, no light can escape, black hole, funny, astronomy, words and unwords, approaching black hole, astronomer, humor, saying, black holes

Are you frequently considered a black hole? No need to be an astronomer to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring an artist's depiction of a black hole along with the saying "Warning! Approaching Black Hole From Which No Light Can Escape". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek galactic geek humor the next time they approach you!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Memo Pads

tagged with: facilitator inside, mediator, facilitator, facilitated diffusion, cell membrane, protein, biology, humor, geek, words and unwords, molecules, chemistry, biochemistry, cell biologist, biologist, biochemist, scientist, attitude, saying, lifestyle

If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein,In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life with any of these cell biology attitude gifts!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Wrist Watch

tagged with: nikola tesla, tesla, father of radio, wireless, electrical engineer, alternating current, ac dynamo electrical system, geek, words and unwords, us patent 390721, radio, science, scientist, patent, ac dynamo, electrical system, vintage, scientific, attitude, engineer, inventor, physics, physicist, instruments, devices

Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on this watch is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721. Great watch gift for any electrical engineer, scientist, physicist, or inventor!

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Remember Junk DNA Is Not Actually Junk Tile

tagged with: remember, junk dna, is not actually junk, dna, mature rna, introns, exons, geek, rna splicing, words and unwords, science, scientific, truism, saying, advice, humor, attitude, educational, molecular biology, biology, biologist

Molecular biology and RNA splicing attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring introns, exons, and mature RNA along with the following scientific truism saying for all who know about the non-coding regions of genes and their importance in gene regulation: "Remember Junk DNA Is Not Actually Junk".

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Postage

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Showcase your wry and witty mathematical constant pi fan sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sound advice: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi".

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Welcome To Value Investing County (Sign) Letterhead Design

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Are you a value investor? Do low price-to-book, price-to-sales, and price-to-earnings ratios excite you? Showcase your value investing signage attitude with a dose of county transportation sign humor with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Welcome To Value Investing". Memorable gifts for any value investor!

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Shifted Chessboard Illusion (Optical Illusion) Letterhead Design

tagged with: shifted chessboard illusion, optical illlusion, illusion, chessboard, münsterberg illusion, geek, humor, psyche, words and unwords, visual illusion

Optical illusion fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the "Shifted Chessboard Illusion". The horizontal lines look crooked but actually are straight. The shifted chessboard or Münsterberg illusion, is an example of a geometrical-optical illusions.

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Welcome To Senioritis County (Sign Humor) Letterhead

tagged with: welcome to senioritis county, sign humor, signs, signage, county transportation sign, college senior, high school senior, words and unwords, senioritis, geek, joke, humor, attitude

Are you a senior in high school or college and have senioritis? Showcase your wry county transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Welcome To Senioritis County". Memorable signage humor gifts for anyone afflicted by senioritis and residing in Senioritis County!

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Cambrian Explosion (Bug Droid Oak Tree Silhouette) Galaxy S4 Covers

tagged with: cambrian explosion, bug droid, android, evolution, software development, operating system, open source, words and unwords, software developer, oak tree silhouette, oak tree, software engineer, geek humor, geek saying, bug droid font

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid with an oak tree silhouette on it and caption "Cambrian Explosion" in Bug Droid font. Make others do a double-take about the ever expanding world of operating system software today with a touch of geek humor with these gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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E=mc^2 Energy Always Exhibits Relativistic Mass Wrist Watch

tagged with: energy always exhibits relativistic mass, energy, mass, speed of light squared, geek, attitude, physics, modern physics, words and unwords, physicist, scientist, equation

Tell time with a dose of physics attitude with this watch featuring the infamous equation of E=mc^2 along with the following scientific truism saying: "Energy Always Exhibits Relativistic Mass". Great gift for any physicist!

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Sulfur Dioxide Plume Eruption Mt. Etna Italy Vibe iPhone 4 Covers

tagged with: satellite imagery, picture earth, sulfur dioxide plume, eruption, volcanic eruption, mt. etna, italy, satellite picture, earth science, words and unwords, nature, science, attitude, geographer, scientist, geography, earth scientist, volcano, earth imagery

No need to be an earth scientist or fan of volcanoes to enjoy any of these vivid satellite imagery gifts featuring the "Sulfur Dioxide Plume From Continuing Eruption of Mt. Etna, Italy". Make others do a double-take of sulfur dioxide plumes from outer space with any of these Picture Earth gifts! No need to have visited Mt. Etna Italy to enjoy!

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Organic Machinery Inside (Krebs Cycle) iPhone 4 Case

tagged with: krebs cycle, krebs, tricarboxylic acid cycle, citric acid cycle, biochemistry, biology, organic, organic machinery inside, geek, words and unwords, tcac, chemistry, inside, saying, truism, educational, science teacher, humor, scientist, chemist, biologist, biochemist, truisms

Face it - you run on the Krebs cycle, also known as the tricarboxylic acid cycle or citric acid cycle. Showcase this face with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific truism saying "Organic Machinery Inside"!

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: anatomy, nephron, kidney, medicine, nephrology, gray's anatomy, just being renal, geek, words and unwords, nephrologist, anatomical, medical, doctor, diagram, funny, humor, attitude, saying, word play, just be real word play

Real renal attitude is alive and well on any of these featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Make others do a double-take with a dose of medical and anatomical humor today! No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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Just Chillin' (Java Duke Snorkeling Fish Tank) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: just chillin, open source, java's unofficial mascot duke, snorkeling, fish tank, software developer, software engineer, software development, words and unwords, java, geek, saying, humor, relaxation, fishbowl environment, funny, mental vacation

Showcase your wry open source software engineer / software developer sense of humor with any of these featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank. Includes the caption that all programmers can relate to: "Just Chillin' ". Make others do a double-take about the wacky world of software development with a dose of fishbowl sense of style today!

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