Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, April 02, 2015

Neuroplasticity Embedded Within (Brain Anatomy) Print

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Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of educational, scientific attitude with this poster featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Neuroplasticity Embedded Within".

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Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Vinyl Binder

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Showcase your wry statistical side with this binder featuring a normal distribution curve (Gaussian curve) along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Stats humor fun for all geniuses!

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If We Could Harness Methane Ethane Jupiter Energy Letterhead Design

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Do you think about solar system solutions to the coming energy crisis on Earth? Make others do a double-take with your sense of astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Jupiter and the following astronomical thought: "Just Think... If We Could Harness The Methane & Ethane On Jupiter, We Wouldn't Have An Energy Problem On Earth". Wry educational, scientific attitude gifts that will make others guess at how much methane and ethane actually exist on planet Jupiter and how much energy we will need on Earth in the coming future!

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Totally Solid At My Core (Layers Of The Earth) Postage

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Are you a solid person? Showcase your wry earth scientific attitude the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring Earth's layers along with the following geek humor saying: "Totally Solid At My Core".

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Letterhead Template

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If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein,In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life with any of these cell biology attitude gifts!

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Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element Skin For 17" Laptop

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Showcase your wry sense of chemistry humor with this Periodic Table of Elements! Gifts include the funny saying "Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element". Educational fun that will make others do a double-take the next time they look at the periodic table!

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Creative Laborer Inside (Neuron Synapse Biology) Leggings

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Showcase your wry biological and anatomical side the next time you wear these leggings featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Creative Laborer Inside". Great geek humor gift for any thinker, artist, or scientist!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Candy Dish

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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Just Call Me Semi-Conservative (DNA Replication) Notebook

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Semi-conservative does not refer to politics, but instead to the Meselson-Stahl experiment which proved that DNA replication was semi-conservative, with one strand coming from the original helix and one newly formed strand. Molecular biology gifts for anyone into experiments or DNA! Great conversation starter!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Premium Jewelry Boxes

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No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi (Pi Pie) Decals For iPad 3

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Are you constantly hungry for pi? Hungry pi fans and mathematicians will enjoy wry pi on a pie humor with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi". No need to wait until March 14th rolls around to enjoy any of these scrumptious pi fan gifts!

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This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

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Melatonin is the sleep molecule. Showcase your wry scientific chemical molecule side with any of these featuring melatonin, along with the scientific truism saying "This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin". Whether you ingest melatonin or not, get a good night's sleep with any of these chemical geek humor attitude gifts!

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Inversion Set & Vector Of A Permutation 15" Laptop Skin

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Showcase your intelligent side with a dose of mathematical and logical attitude with any of these gifts featuring an "Inversion Set & Vector Of A Permutation". No need to be a mathematician or logician to enjoy!

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Custom Letterhead

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If you are an amateur radio operator, you'll enjoy any of these educational International Morse Code gifts, along with the truism saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". For all who do not know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". Make others do a double-take in their communication with you with any of these wry saying gifts!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

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No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical humor with any of these featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin". Make others do a double-take about the attitude necessary to deal with all of the rejections in life with a dose of skin humor today!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

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Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Morals Of Chess Benjamin Franklin Reflective Chess Gift Boxes

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Thoughtful chess players all around the world will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an excerpt from Founding Father Benjamin Franklin's essay "The Morals Of Chess" as published in 1786. Make others do a double-take on what the game of chess can teach a person with any of these words of wisdom chess quotation gifts featuring a reflective chess set!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success 18oz Water Bottle

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If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Notebook

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Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science and is genetically wired for science!

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Apiarist Pack Of Standard Business Cards

Beekeeping card