Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Beekeeping Mind Over Bee Matter iPhone 5 Cover

tagged with: beekeeping mind over bee matter, beekeepers, beekeeping, bee matter, apiary, apiarist, words and unwords, bee geek, humor, saying, attitude, funny, truism

Beekeepers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Pieter Brugel's "The Beekeepers" (1568) along with the truism saying "Beekeeping Mind Over Bee Matter". Classic beekeeping attitude gifts for all who know how to tend to bees!

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Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick Shirts

Showcase your wry bridge attitude the next time you play bridge with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the sound bridge advice "Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick". Memorable bridge advice for all bridge players who have -- perhaps unknowingly -- trumped their own trick during bridge play!

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Siege Machine (C. 1480) Leonardo da Vinci Postcard

tagged with: da vinci, leonardo da vinci, engineer, inventor, genius, siege machine, 1480, warcraft, defense, words and unwords, polymath, artist, scientist

Italian Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci had many different interests - art, anatomy, science, invention. Showcase da Vinci's engineer side with any of these gifts featuring his infamous drawing of a "Siege Machine" circa 1480. Historical military enthusiasts will enjoy any of these vintage drawing gifts featuring the lesser known contribution of da Vinci to field of warcraft / defense!

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Supply & Demand Shapes My Outlook On Life (Econ) Neckwear

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Showcase your economics side with a dose of econ humor with any of these supply and demand curve gifts! Economics saying says it all: "Supply & Demand Shapes My Outlook On Life". Educational social science truism gifts for all who understand how bounded they are by the forces of economics!

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Historic California US 50 Route (Sign) Shirts

tagged with: historic route, california, u.s. route 50, us 50 route, signs, signage, transportation, vintage, historian, traffic sign, transportation sign, wordsunwords, attitude, transportation engineer, traveler, roadway, highway, california highway, communication

No need to be a transportation historian to enjoy this vintage transportation sign / traffic sign showcasing US Route 50 in California. Perfect gift for those who have traveled on Route 50 over the years!

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Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid Font Letters) Mug

tagged with: software developer inside,bug droid,bug droid font,software development,android,bug droid letters,saying,open source,words and unwords,software engineer,geek humor,software developer

Software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug droid lettering for all letters for the saying "Software Developer Inside". Make others do a double-take with open source quixotic attitude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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J Robert Oppenheimer Now I Am Become Death Quote Coffee Mug

tagged with: j. robert oppenheimer, oppenheimer, bhagavad gita, radiance of a thousand suns, splendor of the mighty one, quote, quotation, physics, manhattan project, theoretical physics, physicist, nuclear bomb, atomic bomb, war, geek, attitude, historical, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, chemist, wordsunwords, scientist, nuclear, nuclear physics, science in society

Infamous quote by J. Robert Oppenheimer in reference to the Trinity test in New Mexico, where the first atomic bomb was detonated. Quote comes from the Bhagavad Gita: "If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." No need to be a theoretical physicist to enjoy this historical quote by the scientific director of the Manhattan Project, the World War II project that developed the first nuclear weapons!

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Live A Balanced Life Think Renal (Nephron) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: live a balanced life, think renal, renal, nephron, kidney, anatomy, nephrology, medical, medicine, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, nephrologist, doctor, advice

Showcase your renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a kidney's nephron along with the following saying: "Live A Balanced Life Think Renal". No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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I Function On A Complex Cycle (Krebs Cycle Humor) Bag

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, biology, biochemistry, chemistry, atp, biologist, chemist, biochemist, geek, science, scientist, humor, attitude, funny, saying, truism, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, tcac, complex cycle, doctor, nurse, medicine, medical humor, educational resources

Do you function on a complex cycle? You'll enjoy any of these biochemistry humor gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle) with the saying "I Function On A Complex Cycle". Showcase the complexity of your operating innards today. Science attitude gifts for all those who function on a complex cycle -- no matter what schedule you are following!

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Team Photosynthesis (Light-Dependent Reactions) Galaxy S2 Case

tagged with: team photosynthesis, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, biology, atp, biochemistry, botany, autotroph, environmental, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying

Showcase your photosynthetic, autotrophic sense of style with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the caption "Team Photosynthesis". No need to be a botanist, biologist, biochemist, or gardener to enjoy!

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Just Chillin' (Java Duke Snorkeling Open Source) Commuter Bag

tagged with: just chillin', open source, java, duke, snorkeling, fish tank, geek, software developer, software engineer, words and unwords, humor, programmer, code, relax, relaxation, funny, attitude

Do you like to chill out? Showcase your wry software developer geek attitude toward chillin' out with this laptop bag featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank. Comes with the caption saying that says it all: Just Chillin'.

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Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do Tee Shirt

tagged with: occupy your mind,it give you something,something to do,geek humor,anatomy,brain,thinker,anatomical,words and unwords,humor,attitude,sarcasm,philosopher,saying,truism,medical,medicine,human brain

Anatomical brain humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the brain. Comes with the quirky tongue-in-cheek saying for all who think: "Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do". Timeless geek humor for philosophers, teachers, and anyone who knows how to occupy one's mind!

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Normality Eludes Me (Bell Curve Humor) Coffee Mug

tagged with: statistics, statistical, stats, humor, attitude, geek, saying, normal, psyche, psychology, normality, gaussian curve, bell curve, normal distribution curve, statistician, normality eludes me, funny, truism, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, percentages, educational, psychologist, words and unwords, truisms

Showcase the Gaussian distribution (normal distribution curve) with this bell curve attitude design that says "Normality Eludes Me". Makes others do a double-take with any of these stats humor gifts. Includes percentages under the bell curve. No need to be a statistician to enjoy. Gifts for all those who are not normal, but who understand the normal distribution in the world of statistics!

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Coffee Mugs

tagged with: statistician, statistics, saying, just call me statistically significant, percentages, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, psyche, psychology, hypothesis testing, geek, math, mathematician, funny, humor, attitude, truism, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, scientist, educational, advice, sarcasm, satire, significance, statistically significant, words to live by

No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant!

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Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead (Diamond Yellow Sign) Postage Stamp

tagged with: warning, sign, signage, meteor zone ahead, meteor, astronomy, words and unwords, humor, yellow diamond warning sign, meteor tail in the sky, geek, advice, attitude, astronomer, funny, saying, extraterrestrial object

Showcase your wry astronomical sense of humor with this stamp featuring a warning sign that says the following "Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead". Great gift for any astronomer or fan of meteors!

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Which Plate Are You Standing On? (Plate Tectonics) Tshirt

tagged with: earth science, geology, earth scientist, plate tectonics, humor, plates of the earth, geek, words and unwords, world map of tectonic plates, which plate are you standing, geologist, earth, query, question, scientific, educational, earthquake fan, seismology, seismologist, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a geologist or seismologist to enjoy this plate tectonics design that features the plates of the Earth, along with the query "Which Plate Are You Standing On?" Educational, geological attitude for anyone who stands on Earth!

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Herpetologist Inside (Symptoms Of A Snake Bite) Samsung Galaxy S4 Covers

tagged with: symptoms of a snake bite, physiology, anatomy, diagram, snake bite, herpetologist, inside, humor, geek, attitude, biologist, snake fan, funny, sarcasm, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a herpetologist -- i.e., one who studies reptiles and amphibians -- to enjoy wry anatomical and physiological humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the symptoms of a snake bite. Includes the caption that will make others do a double-take: "Herpetologist Inside". Make others do a double-take about who is mostly likely to have been bitten by a snake with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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112th Element Product Nuclear Fusion Copernicium Mugs

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If you work with the Periodic Table of Elements, you'll enjoy wry scientific chemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table, along with the saying "112th Element Product Of Nuclear Fusion - Ununbium, Soon To Be Copernicum". Soon, if not already, Copernicium will be the new name for Element 112. Make others do a double-take at the newest element in the chart with a dose of educational, scientific attitude! Perfect gifts for anyone into volatile metals!

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Defining The Origin Of Wine (Wine Grape Berry) Aprons

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No need to be a gardener or wine maker to enjoy any of these anatomical wine grape berry gifts, complete with all key labels of a wine grape berry. Make others do a double-take with a dose of grape attitude with these scientific, educational gifts with the saying "Defining The Origin Of Wine"!

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Are You Paying Attention? (Neuron Synapse Humor) Refrigerator Magnets

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Showcase wry anatomical and biological humor with any of these neuron / synapse gifts! Educational, scientific fun includes the common query "Are You Paying Attention?" also with all key labels of the neuron and synapse. Make others do a double-take on the neurons inside of the themselves with any of these science attitude gifts!

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