Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, March 23, 2015

Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Ceramic Tiles

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Business Cards

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Dermatologists will enjoy introducing themselves with a dose of wry medical geek humor with any of these customizable business cards featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Dermatologists Know Their Skin".

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Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life Shirt

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, emt, electrocardiogram, ekg, words and unwords, leading indicator of life, normal sinus rhythm, heartbeat rhythm, geek humor

It is the case that heartbeat is a leading indicator of life. Regardless of what you do for a living, if you have a heartbeat you'll enjoy this wry medical truism saying that says "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life", complete with ECG / EKG electrocardiogram of a normal heartbeat. Make others do a double-take at the leading indicator of life inside of you today with any of these gifts!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, words and unwords, physicist, physics, moment, magnets, geek, humor, do you have a moment, moment to spare

No need to be a physicist to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the ubiquitous inquiry "Do You Have A Moment To Spare?". Make others do a double-take in our hurried modern world with any of these tongue-in-cheek educational magnetism attitude gifts today!

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Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work Plaque

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Quote gifts for all those who work in professions with a high failure rate. Be inspired by inventor Thomas Alva Edison's words on looking on the bright side of trial-and-error with any of these classic inspirational and motivational Edison quote gifts!

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Think (Chess) Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life Mugs

tagged with: saying, truism, chess, chess game, geek, philosophy, philosopher, thinker, think, think chess, inspirational, motivational, chess set, attitude, advice, chess education, humor, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, grandmaster, chess player

Those who learn to think at the chess table will enjoy any of these chess attitude gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess saying: Think (Chess) - Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life. Perfect gifts for avid chess players who understand NOT to be a pawn in the game of life! Philosophical thoughtful truism and intelligent gift for future grandmasters!

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Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) 5" X 7" Invitation Card

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Reminder others with any of these timely invitations not to be late! Featuring Mad Hatter running, along with the timely truism saying "Don't Be Late". Classic illustration by John Tenniel as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Wonderland adventure reminder to all guests for all who invite!

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Beekeepers Are Like Bees We Go Through Stages Commuter Bags

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Beekeepers and apiarists will enjoy this laptop bag gift featuring three different stages of the honey bee along with the saying "Beekeepers Are Like Bees We Go Through Stages".

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Power Corrupts But We All Need Electricity T-shirts

tagged with: power corrupts,but we all need electricity,geek,humor,electricity,power,physics,work versus time,attitude,words and unwords,saying,political

Physics humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring power as a function of time along with the truism saying for our modern times: "Power Corrupts But We All Need Electricity". Memorable geek humor gifts for all who know about the definition of power from political and physics perspectives!

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Fires In Central America (Picture Earth) Tee Shirts

tagged with: picture earth, earth science, earth scientist, geography, geographer, traveler, satellite, science, scientist, satellite imagery, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, vivid, imagery, picture, attitude, latin, america, central america, fires in central america, ecology, landscape, miscellaneous

Geographers and fans of Central America will enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery view of "Fires In Central America". Fires are noted by the small red-orange dots on the image. Fans of Latin America will enjoy this geography landscape gift tee.

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Sophisticated Reprocessing Machine Inside Nephron Dart Boards

tagged with: renal, words and unwords, inside, nephron, kidney, geek, sophisticated reprocessing machine, nephrology, nephrologist

Showcase your renal attitude with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Sophisticated Reprocessing Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take on a key component of the human body's execretory system today! Great gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Photosynthesis (Chemical Formula) Samsung Galaxy SIII Cover

tagged with: photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis, chemical formula, carbon dioxide, oxygen, autotroph, geek, attitude, words and unwords, biochemistry, chemistry, educational, formula

Showcase your biochemical from light to energy side with any of these gifts featuring the chemical formula for photosynthesis along with an illustration of the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Educational, scientific fun for all who know how autotrophs operate!

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Relaxation Is My Mantra (Java Duke Code) Samsung Galaxy S3 Covers

tagged with: words and unwords, relaxation, comfy chair, relaxation is my mantra, humor, duke, open source, java, geek, open source programmer

Showcase your wry open source code programmer side with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar at side and reading "Da Java Code". Geek humor for all who believe that "Relaxation Is My Mantra".

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To Analyze Clumps Of Data Cophenetic Correlation Coffee Mug

tagged with: stats, statistics, biostatistics, to analyze clumps of data, equation, clumps of data, words and unwords, cophenetic correlation coefficient, statistician

Those who work with tons of data will enjoy any of these wry stats humor gifts featuring the formula for calculating the cophenetic correlation coefficient. Says: "To Analyze Clumps Of Data Just Calculate Cophenetic Correlation Coefficient", with the caption "Note: Magnitude of c should be close to 1 for a high-quality solution." Cophenetic correlation represents a measure how faithfully a dendrogram preserves the pairwise distances between the original unmodeled data points. Make others do a double-take with intelligent biostatistical humor with any of these definitional stats gifts!

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Business Card

tagged with: meteors, a major hazard, to life on earth, sign, signage, yellow diamond warning sign, words and unwords, astronomy, astronomer, geek, humor, attitude, saying, meteor over a city, warning sign, advice

Astronomers and meteor fans with a wry sense of humor will enjoy introducing themselves with these customizable business cards featuring a meteor flying past a city along with the following truism saying: "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth".

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Apron

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Cellular Nucleus Inside (Eukaryote) Galaxy S4 Cases

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Showcase your wry biological side the next time you surf the web with any of these cases featuring "Cellular Nucleus Inside". Make others do a double-take at the very definition of a eukaryote with these memorable scientific, educational gifts!

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Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Refrigerator Magnet

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If you do not pay attention, you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features the neuron / synapse and says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect gift for all who do not pay attention!

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Biology Science Division Multiplication Same Thing Tee Shirt

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Showcase your wry biological side with this dividing embryo with the funny saying: "Biology - The Only Science Where Multiplication and Division Mean The Same Thing". Gifts for anyone into biology and the science of cellular division!

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi On A Pie) Business Cards

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy the irrational and transcendental number known as pi. Featuring pi on a baked pie, along with the saying "Wanted A World Filled With Pi". Introduce yourself with a dose of intelligent, geeky humor today with these pi business cards!

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