Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, March 20, 2015

Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Any Shirts

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Are you an investor or value investor? All investors know that they should look at the downside of any investment. Showcase your wry transportation sign humor side with any of these gifts featuring a car going off of a bridge or cliff into the water along with the following truism: "Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Of Any Investment". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek economics / investment attitude today with any of these sign advice gifts!

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Postcards

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No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3, 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile, Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that, when viewed from the correct angle, appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"!

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Stop For Genius (Stop Sign) Shirt

tagged with: stop sign, stop, stop for genius, saying, funny, geek, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, transportation, engineer, traffic sign, signage, signs, genius, intellectual, land

Make it clear to others that you want them to stop for genius with any of these gifts featuring a Stop Sign. Regardless of what you do for a living or how many degrees you have or do not have, showcase to the world that you would like for them to "Stop For Genius" today! Perfect gag-gift!

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Thursday, March 19, 2015

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Sticker

tagged with: will code for food, software developer, android, bug droid, bugdroid, software engineer, software development, geek, words and unwords, saying, software engineering, humor, attitude, code, programmer, coder, open source, mobile phone operating system

Are you a software engineer or software developer working on the Android platform? If you code for a living and think about foods such as cupcake, doughnut, and eclair, you'll enjoy any of these Android robot (Bug droid / bugdroid) gifts featuring the ubiquitous saying amongst software developers just starting out: "Will Code For Food" and who know about Android's past SDKs. Make others do a double-take on your ability to code and to exchange that ability for some sweets with a dose of wry software engineer humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Life Is Like A Doppler Effect Arriving In Waves Coffee Mug

tagged with: life is like a,doppler effect,arrive in waves,waves,words and unwords,geek,humor,physics,analogy,relative,depending upon where you are,bunched together or stretched apart,attitude,saying

No need to be a physicist to understand the Doppler effect along with the following analogy, which draws parallels between the Doppler effect and life: "Life Is Like A Doppler Effect Arriving In Waves, Bunched Together Or Stretched Apart, Depending Upon Where You Are". Make others do a double-take on life with a dose of scientific humor with any of these Doppler effect analogy gifts!

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Three Pacific Typhoons (Satellite Picture) Shirt

tagged with: nature, meteorology, typhoon, winds, satellite imagery, picture earth, three pacific typhoons, satellite picture, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, science, attitude, weather, earth science, hurricane, geographer, scientist, meteorologist, geography, earth scientist, science in society

If you enjoy looking at meteorological events such as typhoons from outer space, you'll enjoy any of these satellite imagery gifts featuring "Three Pacific Typhoons". No need to have experienced a typhoon or live in the tropics to enjoy any of these vivid nature imagery gifts!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life Laptop Bag

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Showcase your nephritic attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along wtih the saying "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life".

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Open Source Dude (Duke Java Thumbs Up) Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: open source, open source dude, saying, programmer, software developer, software programmer, java, duke, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, thumbs up, software engineer, software engineering

Surf the web with a dose of open source attitude with any of these cases featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke giving a thumbs up, along with the saying "Open Source Dude". Make others do a double-take about open source with a dose of geek humor today!

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Disturb Your Routine Think (Brain Anatomy Advice) Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: disturb your routine, think, anatomy, anatomical, brain, geek, humor, psyche, advice, words and unwords, saying, thinker, philosopher, neurologist, psychologist

No need to be a psychologist or neurologist to enjoy wry geek humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Disturb Your Routine Think".

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Know Your Percentages Do Statistics (Stats Humor) T Shirts

tagged with: psychology teacher, stats, humor, mathematician, hypothesis testing, normal distribution curve, geek, bell curve, know your percentages do statistics, words and unwords, stats humor, stats teacher, advice

Do you know your percentages? Showcase wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian distribution) with the stats truism saying "Know Your Percentages Do Statistics". Make others do a double-take on exactly how well they know statistics with any of these educational, statistical cheat sheet gifts!

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Postage Stamp

tagged with: one can never play, too much bridge, bridge game, duplicate bridge, duplicate bridge game, words and unwords, bridge saying, bridge humor, four card suits, bridge attitude, bridge players, bridge teachers

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these postage stamps featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take about what a bridge player can't do too much of with this postage gift!

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Our Cosmic Neighborhood (Solar System) Custom Letterhead

tagged with: our cosmic neighborhood, astronomy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, space, relative sizes, relative distances

Educational, scientific, astronomical attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring "Our Cosmic Neighborhood". Includes all the planets in our solar system along with their relative sizes to each other and relative distance from the sun.

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Ideas Circulate Inside (Circulatory System) Cover For iPhone 5C

tagged with: ideas circulate inside, inside, ideas, circulation, circulate, circulatory system, medical, medicine, anatomy, words and unwords, geek, humor, science teacher, psyche, psychology, arteries, veins

Do you have lots of ideas which circulate within you? No need to work in the medical field to appreciate any of these educational, scientific, anatomical attitude gifts featuring all key parts (arteries and veins) of the circulatory system along with the saying "Ideas Circulate Inside".

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Mendeleev's Madness (Periodic Table Of Elements) Tshirt

tagged with: periodic table of elements,periodic table,elements,mendeleev's madness,mendeleev,chemistry,words and unwords,chemistry teacher,chemistry major,geek humor,geek attitude,scientific,educational,scientist

No need to be a chemist, chemistry teacher, or chemistry major to enjoy wry Periodic Table of Elements humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the caption "Mendeleev's Madness". Make others do a double-take on the contributions of Mendeleev in discovering the periodic function of elements with a dose of scientific fun today!

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Hebbian Learning Cells Fire Together Wire Together Magnets

tagged with: hebbian learning,cells that fire together,wire together,neuron,synapse,learning,psychology,biology,associative learning,words and unwords,educational,anatomy,anatomical,neurotransmitter,axon,neuroplasticity,synaptic plasticity,scientist,biologist,educator,group learning effort,psychologist,physiology of learning,synaptic potential

Are you a fan of associative learning? Showcase your wry neurological sense of style with any of these educational anatomical gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the title "Hebbian Learning". Comes with the caption that has been associated with Hebbian learning: "Cells that fire together, wire together" -- in other words, the simultaneous activation of cells leads to pronounced increases in synaptic strength between those cells. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with these memorable neuronal attitude gifts!

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Brewing The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology Mug

tagged with: biotechnology, biotech, brewing, application, saying, geek, earliest application of biotechnology, words and unwords, medieval woodcut, historical brewery, biology, earliest, monks, vintage, historical, truism, humor, attitude, educational, science, scientist, wine, beer, yeast, drinking

If you're into modern day biotechnology, you'll need to consider that brewing can be considered the earliest application of biotechnology. Showcase this fact with any of these wood carving picture gifts featuring brewing in medieval times, along with the saying "Brewing The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology". Science humor gifts for anyone into yeast!

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Mathematicians Love To Eat Pi (Pi On A Pie) Bag For Laptop

tagged with: mathematicians love to eat pi, pie, pi on a pie, math, mathematics, irrational number, words and unwords, geek, humor, mathematician

Any mathematician or math enthusiast will enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the caption "Mathematicians Love To Eat Pi". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek humor today!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Letterhead Design

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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How Well Do You Know Morse? (Intl Morse Code) 17" Laptop Decals

tagged with: aviator, international morse code, morse code, samuel morse, geek, query, question, amateur radio operator, morse, words and unwords, humor, attitude, inquiry, code, air traffic controllers, communication, methods, techniques

No need to be an amateur radio operator or aviator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the query "How Well Do You Know Morse?" Make others do a double-take with your knowledge of Morse code, the method of transmitting textual information as a series of on-off tones, lights, or clicks that can be directly understood by a skilled listener or observer without special equipment!

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Evolution Phyletic Gradualism Punctuated Equilibrm Round Wallclock

tagged with: biology, clades, cladistics, punctuated equilibrium, phyletic gradualism, psyche, evolution, geek, evolution of my life, words and unwords, psychology, psychologist, biologist, geologist, paleontologist, science, scientist, evolutionary change, evolutionary theory, funny, humor, attitude, saying, truism, life, perspectives, truisms

Gifts for all those who understand that their own lives can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives! Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "The evolution of my life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives." Memorable evolutionary psychology humor for all those who know about how one's life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives. No need to be a biologist or geologist or paleontologist to enjoy!

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