Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Skin For The NOOK Color

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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How Well Do You Know Morse? (Intl Morse Code) Pendants

tagged with: aviator, international morse code, morse code, samuel morse, geek, query, question, amateur radio operator, morse, words and unwords, humor, attitude, inquiry, code, air traffic controllers, communication, methods, techniques

No need to be an amateur radio operator or aviator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the query "How Well Do You Know Morse?" Make others do a double-take with your knowledge of Morse code, the method of transmitting textual information as a series of on-off tones, lights, or clicks that can be directly understood by a skilled listener or observer without special equipment!

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evolutionary history can be a bit repetitive messenger bag

tagged with: biology, evolution, evolutionary history, developmental biology, ernest haeckel, ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny, truism, geek, growing up, words and unwords, biologist, maxim, saying, funny, humor, attitude, scientist, science, repetitive, repetition, education, science teacher

Showcase your wry evolutionary biology side the next time you travel with this Rickshaw mini-messenger bag featuring a copy of Ernest Haeckel's (by Romanes) illustration of the disproved biological maxim "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny". Make others do a double-take with the saying "evolutionary history can be a bit repetitive".

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) Skins For The NOOK

tagged with: moment, magnetic quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, magnetism, funny, truism, geek, humor, changing moment to moment, words and unwords, saying, attitude, quadrupole moment, magnets, psyche, psychology, physics, physicist, psychologist, truisms

Are you changing from moment to moment? Make others do a double-take with any of these wry magnetic gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "Changing Moment To Moment". Educational physics and psychology fun for all those who understand the physics definition of moment!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Anatomy) Courier Bag

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry skin anatomy side the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring all key components of the skin along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence". Existential geek humor gift for anyone into skin!

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Thomas Edison Doctor Of Future Give No Medicine Commuter Bags

tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, doctor of the future, future, medicine, doctor, instruct his patient, patient, quote, words and unwords, futurist, quotation, medical, healthcare, motivational, inspirational, words of wisdom, scientist, idealist, attitude, advice, saying, vision, wisdom

Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with this laptop bag featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor laptop bag gift for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Chess The Art Of War (Matisse Font) T Shirts

tagged with: chess, chess player, chess teacher, the art of war, chess the art of war, chess truism, saying, truism, funny, geek, intelligent, intellectual, attitude, humor, war, matisse font, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, battles

Avid chess players who view the chessboard as a war zone will enjoy any of these wry chess attitude gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess truism saying "Chess - The Art Of War" in Matisse font. Make others do a double-take the next time you play chess with any of these timeless chess humor gifts!

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You Are Cordially Invited To A Mad Tea Party Announcement

tagged with: mad tea party, alice's adventures in wonderland, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice, mad hatter, white rabbit, illogical, irrational, humor, words and unwords, adventure, attitude, whimsical, wonderland, miscellaneous

No need to actually hold a "Mad Tea Party" similar to what was found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" to order any of these Wonderland attitude invitations. Featuring the classic Mad Tea Party drawing by John Tenniel along with the tongue-in-cheek saying for whatever party you are having: "You Are Cordially Invited To A Mad Tea Party". Whimsical fun for anyone who throws a party and enjoys Wonderland attitude!

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Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another (DNA) Mugs

tagged with: double helix, twist, life is just, one twist after another, dna, genes, genetics, dna replication, biologist, molecular biology, saying, truism, geek, humor, funny, attitude, words and unwords, psyche, detective, lifestyle

No need to be a detective or biologist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring DNA replication. Comes with the truism saying about life: "Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry double helical attitude today!

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Bridge My Favorite Form Of Mental Exercise Tote Bag

Showcase your tongue-in-cheek, yet oh so serious, bridge attitude with any of these bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits with the following words: "Bridge My Favorite Form Of Mental Exercise". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge / duplicate bridge humor at your next bridge game!

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Study Of Brain Physiology (c. 1508) da Vinci Commuter Bag

tagged with: study of brain physiology, brain, physiology, 1508, da vinci, genius, scientist, artist, science, words and unwords, illustration, anatomist, leonardo da vinci

Fans of Leonardo da Vinci's contributions to medicine will enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring da Vinci's circa 1508 work "Study Of Brain Physiology". No need to be a neurosurgeon or physiologist to enjoy!

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Intelligent Investors Practice Value Investing Business Card Templates

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Value investors will enjoy introducing themselves with a dose of signage humor with these business cards featuring the saying "Intelligent Investors Practice Value Investing Or Else Suffer The Consequences". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent investor attitude today!

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Twisted Cord Illusion (False Spiral) Post Card

tagged with: twisted cord illusion, false spiral, spiral optical illusion, spiral illusion, optical illusion, concentric circles, black arc segments, geek, humor, words and unwords, fraser spiral illusion, attitude, visual, illusion, illusory, brain teaser, educational, psychology, psyche, optics, riddles, brain teasers

What exactly do you see when you take a look at this twisted cord illusion? Showcase optics fun with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the twisted cord illusion, also known as the false spiral or Fraser spiral illusion. Caption includes the following note for viewers: "Notice the overlapping black arc segments appear to form a spiral. Nevertheless, the black arcs are a series of concentric circles." Make others do a double-take with their eyes today!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Tshirt

tagged with: speed limit, physics, light, light speed, geek, humor, transportation sign, 186282.397, miles per second, words and unwords, physicist, attitude, funny, scientist, engineer, traffic sign, signs, signage, mps, science teacher, educational, truism, saying, truisms

Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively!

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Wednesday, March 18, 2015

May You Live As Long As You Want Irish Bug Droid iPhone 4 Cover

tagged with: four leaf clover, never want, may you live as long, green hat, as long as you live, words and unwords, st patrick day, irish saying, walking stick with gold ferrule, humor, bug droid, android, bugdroid, geek, as you want, st patrick's day, wisdom

Software developers and software engineers who enjoy celebrating the Irish within will enjoy any of these Android Bug droid gifts featuring Bug droid with four-leaf clover, St. Paddy's hat, and walking stick along with the following Irish saying caption: "May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live."

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Particle Physicist Inside (Standard Model Higgs) T Shirt

tagged with: higgs boson,particle physicist inside,physics,particle physics,higgs field,standard model,quarks,geek,words and unwords,physicist,humor,attitude,saying,sub-atomic view of the world

Showcase your knowledge of the Standard Model of the Higgs field with any of these quantum physics attitude gifts featuring the saying "Particle Physicist Inside". Memorable geek humor gifts for anyone who thinks about the sub-atomic view of the world all the time!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Belt Buckles

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Photosynthesis Necessary For Life Light-Dependent Custom Letterhead

tagged with: photosynthesis, necessary for life, biology, chemistry, light-dependent reactions, saying, educational, scientific, scientist, words and unwords, attitude, educational resources, truism, biologist, biochemist, gardener

Showcase your knowledge of chemistry and biology with a dose of photosynthetic style with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the scientific truism saying "Photosynthesis Necessary For Life". No need to be a biologist, chemist, or gardener to enjoy!

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Let's Go Snorkeling Because Fixing Code Is Like An Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: let's go snorkeling, software engineer, open source, java's unofficial mascot duke, java, code, fixing code is like, words and unwords, underwater adventure in a fishbowl, fish tank, geek, humor, attitude, saying, programmer, coder, software developer, software development

Open source Duke fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank. Comes with the title and caption that says it all about a programmer / software engineer's life: "Let's Go Snorkeling Because Fixing Code Is Like An Underwater Adventure In A Fishbowl".

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Reboot Needed (Brain Anatomy) Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: reboot needed, anatomical, anatomy, brain, brainy, humor, geek, intellectual, attitude, words and unwords, funny, saying, programmer

Do you need a reboot from time to time? Showcase your wry brainy anatomical attitude with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Reboot Needed". Memorable laptop bag gift for any intellectual or deep thinker!

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