Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Custom Letterhead

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Afflicted With Chess Madness (Chess Set) T-shirts

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Are you a chess player who cannot stop thinking about chess strategies or chess moves? Showcase your wry chess humor side with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Afflicted With Chess Madness (Chess Set)".

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Jabberwocky Poem (Lewis Carroll Through Looking) Skins For The iPhone 4S

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Showcase your Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of the Jabberwock as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There", along with the poem itself. Memorable gifts for all Wonderland fans!

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Bee Geek Inside Beverage Coasters

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Apiarist and die-hard beekeepers who know everything about bees will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Bee Geek Inside". Memorable gift for teachers of the art of beekeeping!

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da Vinci Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience Letterhead Template

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Showcase your timeless sense of wisdom with any of these da Vinci quotation gifts featuring self-portrait of Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci along with the following observation about the relationship between wisdom and experience: "Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience".

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Life Mergers & Acquisitions World Turducken Fish Trucker Hat

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No need to have worked in the dog-eat-dog -- or is the expression, fish-eat-fish? -- world to enjoy wry economics and psyche humor with any of these gifts featuring three fish -- with the smaller being swallowed by the larger one along with the following truism saying that anyone who knows about the corporate world can agree with: "Life In The Mergers & Acquisitions World Consists Of Many Turducken Events". Turducken is the gastronomic dish which is a form of engastration -- i.e., a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another. Lifestyle psyche humor gifts for all who have been affected by the many changes in their corporate world!

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Mental Congestion Up Ahead (Sign Humor) T Shirts

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Is it hard for you to think at times? Do you experience mental congestion now and then? Showcase with a wry dose of transportation humor any of these gifts featuring a warning for vehicle congestion sign along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Mental Congestion Up Ahead". Tongue-in-cheek gag gifts for intellectuals, thinkers, and all who follow the rules of the road but experience congestion at times! Alert others to your thought patterns with any of these gifts!

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My Wife & My Mother-In-Law (Optical Ilusion) Commuter Bags

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Showcase your knowledge of gestalt the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the infamous optical illusion "My Wife & My Mother-In-Law".

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Postage

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Nephrologists will enjoy sending correspondence with a dose of renal (real) attitude with these stamps featuring an illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal".

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Use It Or Lose It (Anatomical Brain Advice) Laptop Commuter Bag

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Showcase your wry brainy side with a dose of sound anatomical advice with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Use It Or Lose It".

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Attitude) Business Cards

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Are you powered by statistics? Statisticians, mathematicians, psychology and stats major will enjoy introduce themselves to others with a dose of wry geek humor with these business cards featuring the bell curve, along with the saying "Powered By Statistics". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are powered by today!

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Our Cosmic Neighborhood (Solar System) iPhone 5C Covers

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Educational, scientific, astronomical attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring "Our Cosmic Neighborhood". Includes all the planets in our solar system along with their relative sizes to each other and relative distance from the sun.

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Budding Inside (Types Of Buds Biology Botany) Customized Letterhead

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Are you just budding inside? Showcase wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different types of buds, along with the saying "Budding Inside". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Memorable gifts for any botanical fan!

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Love Is A Chemical Reaction (Periodic Table) Commuter Bag

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Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements side the next time you travel with this messenger bag featuring the scientific truism saying "Love Is A Chemical Reaction".

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Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse Buttons

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No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today!

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Signal Transduction Pathways Inside (Cell Biology) Business Card Templates

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If you know about signal transduction pathways, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with a dose of scientific, biological attitude with these business cards featuring "Signal Transduction Pathways Inside". Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of cell biology at your next meet and greet!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Party Plates

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No need to wait until March 14th each year to celebrate Pi Day. Showcase your math sense of humor with any of these geek attitude gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". Memorable gifts for math teachers, math majors, and anyone who is fascinated by the pi, the mathematical constant!

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Courier Bag

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Showcase your wry biochemical side the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the chemical structure for ATP (adenosine triphosphate) along with the following scientific truism saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate".

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Are You Congruent? (Congruent Angles) Courier Bag

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Showcase your wry mathematical side with this mini messenger bag featuring an illustration of various congruent angles along with the saying that will make others do a double-take the next time you travel: "Are You Congruent?"

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Lunch Boxes

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Showcase your wry Morse code fan side the next time you have lunch with this lunch box featuring International Morse Code, complete with instructions on how to interpret dots and dashes, along with the caption "Team Morse Code".

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