Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Ankylosaurus (Fused Lizard Dinosaur) Kindle Fire Decals

tagged with: ankylosaurus, fused lizard, tail club, armor, dinosaur, late cretaceous period, cretaceous, paleotologist, dinosaurs are fun, words and unwords, paleontology, dinosaur fan, scientific

Everyone desires to recapture prehistoric times with imagining how dinosaurs lived. Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these gifts featuring "fused lizard", Ankylosaurus, the archetypal armored dinosaur which lived between 68 to 65.5 million years ago, in the final Maastrichtian stage of the Late Cretaceous Period. Ankylosaurus was very large compared to modern land animals, contained a tail club, and may have weighed upon to 13,000 pounds. No need to be a paleontologist to showcase your dinosaur side with any of these Ankylosaurus gifts!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Dermal Layers) Case For iPhone 5C

tagged with: words and unwords, warning, i get under people's skin, skin, dermatology, medicine, medical, dermal layers, dermatologist, advice, psyche, anatomy, anatomical

Do you frequently get under people's skin -- figurative speaking? Or do you work in the medical field -- for example, dermatology -- and frequently get under people's skin through medical means? Showcase your wry anatomical skin layer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Comes with the advice that will let others do a double-take the next time they come near you: "Warning I Get Under People's Skin". Science humor gifts for anyone with skin!

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Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life (ECG/EKG) Business Card Templates

tagged with: heartbeat leading indicator of life, leading indicator of life, electrocardiogram, heartbeat, ecg, ekg, words and unwords, health, humor, medical, medicine, emergency medical technician, sinus rhythm, emt, doctor

Showcase heartbeat rhythm attitude with these business cards with the truism saying: "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life". Customizable business cards for your EMT needs!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Wallclock

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, moment by moment, magnetism, physics, physicist, attention deficit disorder, geek, humor, words and unwords, my ideas come and go, moment, science, psychology, ideas, funny, attitude, saying, truism, four magnets

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind Mugs

tagged with: play chess, gymnasium of the mind, chess game, reflective chess set, chess advice, chess saying, chess player, chess truism, words and unwords, chess teacher

If you play chess, you'll enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind". Make others do a double-take about what chess does to one's mind with a dose of sound chess advice!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything iPhone 5 Case

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, advice, words of wisdom, millionth of one percent, humor, geek, thomas edison, we don't know, edison

There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Rhombicuboctahedron (Leonardo da Vinci) iPhone 5 Case

tagged with: rhombicuboctahedron, archimedean solid, eight triangular, eighteen square faces, math, geometry, geometric, mathematician, da vinci, words and unwords, scientist, drawing, dimension, leonardo da vinci, renaissance, educational, math teacher

Gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous drawing of a rhombicuboctahedron, an Archimedean solid with eight triangular and eighteen square faces. Let your geometric side shine through!

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Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection Postage Stamp

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tagged with: do not invest, in a stock, priced for perspection, stock market, stock market graph, sign, signage, economics, investors, words and unwords, value investing, do it yourself investor, geek, humor, advice, econ, stockbroker, financier, investor, invest, investment advice

Sound economic advice is alive and well on this postage stamp featuring a yellow diamond sign that says the following: "Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection". Relevant and timely investment advice at a time when the stock market is hitting its all time highs for the next time you send correspondence!

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Tiles

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, motion illusion, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, perception, words and unwords, psyche, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, visual perception, wordsandunwords, static image, contrasts, interacting effects

Optical illusion fun is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the motion illusion. Caption says it all: "Static image appears to be moving due to the cognitive effects of interacting color contrasts and shape position." Caption on select items. Perfect psyche / psychology humor gag gift for any fan of optical illusions! Make others do a visual double-take today!

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Wednesday, March 11, 2015

You Have Three Wishes (Android Bugdroid Rainbow) iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: you have three wishes, android, geek, bug droid, bugdroid, rainbow, leprechaun hat, four leaf clover, words and unwords, st patrick's day

Software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these Bugdroid (Bug droid) gifts featuring a four-leaf clover on its belly, wearing a leprechaun hat, with a rainbow in the background along with the caption "You Have Three Wishes". No need to wait until St. Patrick's Day to enjoy! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Be Powerful (Power Equations) Study Physics Keychain

tagged with: be powerful, study physics, physics equations for power, power, physics, physicist, physics teacher, geek, humor, words and unwords, attitude, advice, physics major, joke, saying, equations

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher or physics major to enjoy any of these educational, informative gifts featuring four different equations for power along with the saying "Be Powerful Study Physics". Classic geek humor at its best for all who study physics and are powerful because of their knowledge!

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Life Is A Renal Existence (Kidney Nephron) Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: life is a renal existence, kidney nephron, kidney, nephron, renal existence, saying, anatomy, medical, nephrologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, nephrology, anatomical, renal

Nephrologists, along with kidney donors and recipients, will enjoy any of these wry anatomical nephron attitude gifts featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Renal Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific, medical fun with these gifts featuring a kidney's nephron, complete with all key parts.

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Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy (Krebs) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, citric acid cycle, biochemistry, energy, tricarboxylic acid cycle, just generating a form, usable energy, energy cycle, words and unwords, science, geek, humor, attitude, saying

Krebs cycle attitude is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy". Make others do a double-take the next time you travel with a dose of biochemical geek humor today!

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Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis Cover For iPhone 5C

tagged with: reduce smog support photosynthesis, from light to energy, atp, words and unwords, environmentalist, saying, ecology, geek, humor, science, advice

No need to be a die-hard environmentalist to enjoy any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the saying "Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis". Make others do a double-take with a dose of biochemical attitude about what we should all do to support the living things around us today!

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Insufficient Storage Inside (Brain Anatomy Humor) Mug

tagged with: insufficient storage inside, brain anatomy, anatomy, brain, brainy, anatomical, inside, insufficient storage, words and unwords, geek, attitude, humor, saying, psyche, psychology, medical, funny

Anatomical attitude is alive and well with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Insufficient Storage Inside".

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Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: statistician,stats,statistics,bell curve,normal distribution curve,percentages,words and unwords,don't be mean,be above average,statistical humor,geek humor,psyche,psychology,scientist,mathematician,geek,attitude,saying,humor

In the world of statistics, mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today! Memorable gifts for any calm and rational statistician!

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Open Source Student (Duke Java Book Comfy Chair) Courier Bags

tagged with: open source student, open source, java, comfy chair, guitar, da java code, geek, programmer, words and unwords, software engineer, humor, attitude, saying, motto, reading

Are you working in the open source world? Do you work with open source code? Showcase your wry programmer geek side with this mini-messenger bag featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar by the side and reading -- what else -- "Da Java Code" along with the following caption: "Open Source Student". Make others do a double-take about how you feel about your role in today's open source world the next time you travel!

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Business Cards

tagged with: dermatologists, dermatologists know their skin, anatomy, anatomical, dermatology, geek, humor, saying, skin, words and unwords, science, epidermis, truism, illustration, educational, skin layers, layers of skin, medical

Dermatologists will enjoy introducing themselves with a dose of wry medical geek humor with any of these customizable business cards featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Dermatologists Know Their Skin".

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Nebulous Explosion Inside (Crab Nebula) NOOK Skin

tagged with: crab nebula, supernova, exploding star, nebulous explosion inside, astronomy, galactic, humor, geek, explosion, words and unwords, astronomer, funny, attitude, star, supernovas

No need to be an astronomer familiar with catalogue designations M1, NGC 1952, Taurus A to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the infamous picture of the Crab Nebula along with the saying "Nebulous Explosion Inside". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with supernova galactic attitude!

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Freak Wave Inside (Oceanography Humor) Letterhead

tagged with: rogue wave, freak wave, oceanography, psyche, freak wave inside, humor, geek, wave height, graph, words and unwords, science, oceanographer, earth scientist, scientist, saying, psychology, inside, attitude, waves, truism, truisms

Are you an abnormal person or a freak? Showcase your wry sense of scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring a rogue wave or freak wave. Note: A freak wave is a wave whose height is more than twice the significant wave height (SWH), which is itself defined as the mean of the largest third of waves in a wave record. Comes with the saying "Freak Wave Inside". Freak waves are known to be a natural ocean phenomenon, so let others know that you are an unusual person in a sea of people, so to speak, with any of these scientific humor gifts today!

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