Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) Tshirt

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In the world of statistics, mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today! Memorable gifts for any calm and rational statistician!

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Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective Laptop Decal

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No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring "Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective" with a "You Are Here" callout. Whether you believe that the universe if decelerating or accelerating, showcase your grand scheme of the fates of the universe in perspective with this humorous graph! Make others do a double-take on where the universe is headed today!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) NOOK Color Skins

tagged with: geology, geologist, oceanographer, warning black smoker inside, black smoker, sea vent, inside, humor, geek, words and unwords, vent, funny, psyche, science, attitude, saying, earth science, advice

Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Wine Grape Berry (Botanical Anatomy) Galaxy S3 Case

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No need to be a fan of grapes or fine wine to enjoy any of these gifts featuring wine grape berry anatomy. Detailed labels of all key parts of the wine grape berry are included. Make others do a double-take at the different parts of a wine grape berry with any of these scientific, educational botanical gifts!

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse Refrigerator Magnets

tagged with: slow down, advice, neuron, synapse, neurology, biology, let your synapses fire, geek, words and unwords, attitude, humor, saying, neurotransmitter, psyche

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of biology geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the sound advice for all who think and talk really fast: "Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire".

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Father Of Radio Nikola Tesla (1856-1943) Pull Over Sweatshirt

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Wizard of wireless and champion of alternating current Nikola Tesla is largely credited as being the "Father Of Radio". No need to be an electrical engineer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring a genius well ahead of his time, Nikola Tesla. Memorable gifts for all fans of radio!

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Shush! Silencing RNA Inside Card Decks

tagged with: biology, rna, sirna, molecular, shush, geek, humor, attitude, silencing, words and unwords, quiet, inside, funny, pathways, science, educational

No need to be a molecular biologist to showcase your silencing RNA attitude with any of these gifts featuring small interfering RNA. Small interfering RNA (siRNA), sometimes known as short interfering RNA or silencing RNA, is a class of double-stranded RNA molecules, 20-25 nucleotides in length, that play a variety of roles in biology -- most notably, involvement in the RNA interference (RNAi) pathway, where it interferes with the expression of a specific gene. Molecular biology advice humor with any of these "Shush! Silencing RNA Inside" gifts!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California Aprons

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Make others do a double-take with any of these stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California gifts. No need to have lived in Pasadena California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo images. Complete with instructions on 3-D viewing. Perfect gifts for geographers and those who love the San Gabriel Mountains from a Picture Earth perspective!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On A Baked Pie) Computer Bag

tagged with: pi day, pi on a baked pie, make everyday a tasty pi, pi humor, geek, attitude, saying, mathematical constant, pi hunger, words and unwords, funny, math, math teacher, pi fan, irrational number

Showcase your wry pi side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you are hungry about: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". Classic pi geek humor fun!

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How Focused Are You? (Parabola Graph) Stamp

tagged with: how focused are you, graph, parabola, geometry, math, focus point, geek, humor, scientist, words and unwords, mathematician, query, focused, question, attitude

Showcase your wry geometric sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a parabola along with the following ponderous query: "How Focused Are You?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math geek attitude today!

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Plaques

tagged with: from telegraph to texting, historical communication, morse code, humor, communication, old school texting, geek, wireless communication, dots and dashes, words and unwords, international morse code, radio, pilot, symbols, amateur radio operator

Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Letterhead

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Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying gifts for all who have skin!

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Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat ECG/EKG Bag For Laptop

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Showcase your wry medical side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat". Make others do a double-take at reading an ECG/EKG today with a dose of tongue-in-cheek geek humor today!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Wristwatch

tagged with: physics, physicist, particle accelerator, humor, geek, quadrupole moment, magnets, moment to moment, magnetic fields, words and unwords, philosopher, philosophy, attitude, science, scientist, live life, saying, truism, existential

Make others do a double-take with this physics humor watch featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective advice for those who love to seize the day in life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential scientific truism on this watch!

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Anticipate Future Moves Play Chess (Chess Set) Tee Shirts

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Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Anticipate Future Moves Play Chess". No need to be an avid chess player or chess teacher to understand the importance of anticipating future moves in the game of chess -- as well as in life, generally speaking. Memorable gifts for any chess player who thinks three moves ahead all the time!

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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Incubating Ideas Inside (Bug Droid Grid Illusion) Baby Creeper

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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these Bug Droid (bugdroid) gifts featuring the scintillating grid illusion along with the following truism caption for all who work in software development: "Incubating Ideas Inside". Shape, position, colour, and 3D contrast converge to produce the illusion of black dots at the intersections in the grid. Classic alliterative geek humor fun for anyone who incubates ideas! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Power Relationships In Physics (Wheel Chart) Stickers

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Showcase your knowledge of the power relationships in physics with any of these gifts featuring a wheel cart of the equations of power, current, voltage, and resistance -- i.e., the "Power Relationships In Physics". No need to be a physics teacher to enjoy wry geek humor today!

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My Life Follows A Certain Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry Krebs cycle attitude with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the following scientific truism saying: "My Life Follows A Certain Cycle". No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy!

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A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Cover For iPhone 5C

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Anyone who desires to know what happens in the Calvin cycle, the dark reactions of photosynthesis, will enjoy any of these informative photosynthetic chemistry gifts featuring "A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle". Showcase what really happens in the Calvin cycle from a biochemical perspective today!

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Open Source Attitude Inside (Duke Java Book Chair) iPad 2 Decal

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Do you work with open source code? Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair, with guitar at side, reading "Da Java Code". Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the saying that says it all: "Open Source Attitude Inside".

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