Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Tee Shirt

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No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with these educational geek humor stats attitude gifts!

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Dad Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Baby Pacifiers

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No need to wait until Father's Day to enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following paternal scientific saying: "Dad Is In My Genes". Memorable educational, scientific truism gifts for anyone who has a Dad!

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Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective Customized Letterhead

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No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring "Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective" with a "You Are Here" callout. Whether you believe that the universe if decelerating or accelerating, showcase your grand scheme of the fates of the universe in perspective with this humorous graph! Make others do a double-take on where the universe is headed today!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Plaques

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Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically iPhone 4/4S Cases

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Wry and sly Periodic Table of Elements humor is alive and well on any of these double-entendre saying gifts featuring the following advice: "Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with any of these scientific, educational geek humor gifts today!

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Nikola Tesla Progressive Development Man Invention Business Card

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If you love to invent, introduce yourself with a dose of genius attitude with any of these Nikola Tesla quote business cards. Featuring a timeless quote by wireless genius Tesla: "The progressive development of man is vitally dependent on invention." Make others do a double-take the next time you introduce yourself!

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Bacteriologists Know Gram-Positive Classification Stickers

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Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring a dendrogram of gram-positive bacteria along with the saying "Bacteriologists Know About Gram-Positive Classification".

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Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) Skin For Laptop

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Wry pi fan humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring pi, the mathematical constant and irrational number, on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others scratch their heads and wonder what you are referring to: "Proof Is In The Pi".

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Letterhead Template

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Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Awards

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No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin". Make others do a double-take about the attitude necessary to deal with all of the rejections in life with a dose of skin humor today!

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Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat ECG/EKG Pillows

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Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor with this pillow gift featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the saying "Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat". Makes a great geek attitude birthday gift -- especially for anyone who has had open heart surgery!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Decals For The iPad 2

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Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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I Can Resist Anything But A Chess Game Tee Shirt

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Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "I Can Resist Anything But A Chess Game". Memorable chess humor saying gifts for anyone who just can't resist a chess game! Perfect gifts for chess teachers, chess addicts, and anyone who can be tempted by the game of chess!

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Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective Tshirts

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Wry molecular biology is found on any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what DNA and genetics are all about: "Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective". Scientific pun gifts for all know about the double-helix strand known as DNA!

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Rhombicuboctahedron (Leonardo da Vinci) iPhone 5C Covers

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Gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous drawing of a rhombicuboctahedron, an Archimedean solid with eight triangular and eighteen square faces. Let your geometric side shine through!

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Engage In The Virtuous Cycle (Macroeconomics) Custom Letterhead

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Showcase your knowledge of macroeconomics with a dose of business cycle attitude with any of these gifts featuring the virtuous cycle (virtuous circle) in macroeconomics along with the following saying "Engage In The Virtuous Cycle". Make others do a double-take with economics humor today!

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Are You Seasick Yet? (Motion Illusion) iPhone 5 Case

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Showcase your wry optical illusion attitude with a dose of scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the infamous motion illusion -- where the circles start to move as you stare at them -- along with the following caption: "Are You Seasick Yet?" Classic geek humor at its best!

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Power Napper Inside (Sleep Nap Bed) Sign Shirt

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If you power nap -- whether at work or at home -- you'll enjoy any of these sign gifts featuring a symbol for sleep / nap / bed along with the saying "Power Napper Inside" on a diamond yellow warning sign. Make others do a double-take at your sleep habits today with a dose of transportation sign attitude! Not just for corporate workers in the media industry!

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Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle T Shirt

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Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts!

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Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence (Nephron) Case-Mate iPhone 4 Case

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No need to be a dialysis patient to enjoy wry nephron humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence". Nephrologists will enjoy any of these anatomical saying gifts!

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