Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, March 09, 2015

Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective Postage Stamp

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No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy wry scientific humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring "Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective" with a "You Are Here" callout. Whether you believe that the universe if decelerating or accelerating, showcase your grand scheme of the fates of the universe in perspective with this humorous graph! Make others do a double-take on where the universe is headed today!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Wrist Watch

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If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein. In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life with this cell biology geek humor watch!

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Dart Boards

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major -- although it may certainly help -- to enjoy any of these wry Period Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in Love Letters font: "Live Large Love Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific fun for all with any of these Periodic Table saying gifts today!

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Wired For Thinking (Neuron / Synapse) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry neurological side with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following scientific truism saying: "Wired For Thinking". Biological, anatomical attitude for all who think!

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Father Of Radio Nikola Tesla (1856-1943) T Shirts

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Wizard of wireless and champion of alternating current Nikola Tesla is largely credited as being the "Father Of Radio". No need to be an electrical engineer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring a genius well ahead of his time, Nikola Tesla. Memorable gifts for all fans of radio!

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If I Don't Recognize You Just Blame My MHC Biology Coffee Mug

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Immunologists and molecular biologists will enjoy any of these informative, educational geek humor gifts featuring chromosome 6 where the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) resides. In human, the MHC is also known as the human leukocyte antigen. Comes with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on cell recognition: "If I Don't Recognize You Just Blame My Major Histocompatibility Complex (MHC) A.K.A. Human Leukocyte Antigen". Scientific humor gifts for anyone who knows about how their immune system works!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California T Shirts

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Make others do a double-take with any of these stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California gifts. No need to have lived in Pasadena California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo images. Complete with instructions on 3-D viewing. Perfect gifts for geographers and those who love the San Gabriel Mountains from a Picture Earth perspective!

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Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On Baked Pie Humor) Dartboard With Darts

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If you have an appetite for pi, the mathematical constant, you'll enjoy any of these wry pi humor gifts featuring pi on a pie, along with the truism caption "Hungry For Some Pi?" Memorable gifts for math teachers and students who are hungry for pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Chocolate (Theobromine) iPad Folio Cases

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Showcase your chocoholic geek sense of style the next time you surf the web with this Dodo case featuring the theobromine molecule along with the following saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Chocolate".

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Decoder Is My Middle Name (Intl Morse Code) 18oz Water Bottle

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Make everyone do a double-take at the code that you can decipher. Great for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who can understand Morse code!

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Evolution My Life Phyletic Gradualism Punctuated Galaxy S4 Case

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Show your scientific and evolutionary itude the next time you surf the web with any of these featuring two diagrams: one that represents phyletic gradualism and another that represents punctuated equilibrium. Comes with the saying for all who reflect on the evolution of their lives from a scientific, paleontological perspective: "The evolution of my life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism & punctuated equilibrium perspectives."

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Abrictosaurus (Heterodontosaurid Dinosaur) Jigsaw Puzzles

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Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past when dinosaurs ruled the world with any of these gifts featuring Abrictosaurus, a small bipedal heterodontosaurid dinosaur from the Early Jurassic Period of what is now southern Africa. Abrictosauruses were small, early ornithischians, named for their markedly heterodont (more than a single tooth morphology) dentition. Stand out from the crowd with a blast from our prehistoric past with any of these Abrictosaurus gifts!

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Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat ECG/EKG Postage

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Showcase your wry medical side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the saying "Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat".

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Not Anal Just Dermal (Layers Of Skin Dermatology) Wrist Watch

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Showcase your wry dermatological side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the different layers of skin, along with all key skin parts labeled, plus the saying "Not Anal Just Dermal". Great watch gift for any dermatologist!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Customized Letterhead

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If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Wrist Watch

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The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy this Thomas Edison quote watch gift which has one of Edison's timeless quotes about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" Gifts for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

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Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory Not Often Postage

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Showcase your wry economics sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the supply-and-demand curve in equilibrium along with the following truism saying: "Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory But Often Not Found In Practice".

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Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Messenger Bags

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Showcase your wry psyche side with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the infamous dalmatian that appears out of no where from a background of black and white dots. Comes with the following saying: "Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules".

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Warning! Cybersurfer Inside (Yellow Diamond Sign) T-shirts

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Do you surf the web a lot? Showcase your wry cybersurfer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a yellow diamond sign along with the following saying: "Warning! Cybersurfer Inside". Make great office / lab / home gag gifts for anyone who spends an endless amount of time surfing the web!

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Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle Coasters

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Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts!

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