Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, March 07, 2015

Do Not Agitate Or Panic It Won't Do You Any Good Wrist Watch

tagged with: do not agitate or panic, stock market, 1929 stock market crash, economics, words and unwords, won't do you any good, geek, humor, economics advice, market panic, econ, economist, attitude, advice, saying, economics humor, sarcasm, agitate, money

If you are handling a financial or fiscal crisis, do so with a dose of wry economic humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the 1929 crash in New York City along with the saying "Do Not Agitate Or Panic It Won't Do You Any Good". Sound econ advice watch gift for all who have experienced the downward side of the economic cycle!

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Pet Name Tags

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, motion illusion, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, perception, words and unwords, psyche, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, visual perception, wordsandunwords, static image, contrasts, interacting effects

Optical illusion fun is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the motion illusion. Caption says it all: "Static image appears to be moving due to the cognitive effects of interacting color contrasts and shape position." Caption on select items. Perfect psyche / psychology humor gag gift for any fan of optical illusions! Make others do a visual double-take today!

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Yield To Adventure (Yield Sign) T Shirts

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Do you yield to adventure? Showcase your wry adventurous side with this yield sign pointing toward "To Adventure" that means "Yield To Adventure". Make others do a double-take with a dose of signage humor today about what you truly yield to in life!

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Beta-Negative Decay (Quantum Physics) Candy Jar

tagged with: physics, chemistry, physicist, nuclear physics, quantum, nuclear, down quark, anti-neutrino, beta-negative decay, words and unwords, quark, quantum physics, up quark, emission, boson, electron, antineutrino, explanation, illustration, scientific, diagram, science, scientist, humor, geek, attitude, educational, physics teacher, decay, neutron rich nuclei, educational resources

Quantum physicists and those who understand matter will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Beta-Negative Decay", wherein a neutron decays into a proton, an electron, and an anti-neutrino. Specifically, it is due to the conversion of a down quark to an up quark by emission of a W⁻ boson; the W⁻ boson subsequently decays into an electron and an electron anti-neutrino. Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these informative gifts!

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Warning! Vortex Sound Generated Inside (Tornado) Stamp

tagged with: warning, vortex sound generated inside, inside, vortex sound generation, words and unwords, attitude, tornado, tornado watcher, tornado sound, vortex, meteorological, meteorology, extreme weather, earth science, geek, humor, science in society

Showcase your wry extreme weather earth scientific side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a tornado along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Warning! Vortex Sound Generated Inside". Great tornado geek humor postage gift for all who know about how tornadoes develop!

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Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence (Nephron) Wristwatch

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Nephrologists will enjoy this anatomical geek humor watch featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence".

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Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy (Krebs) Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: just generating a form of, usable energy, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, science, geek, humor, educational, saying, atp, energy

Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) attitude is alive and well on any of these biochemistry geek attitude gifts featuring the saying "Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy". Make others do a double-take on how you produce ATP within your cells today!

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Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor) Covers For iPad

tagged with: never mind, brain, anatomy, humor, geek, psyche, psychology, anatomical, words and unwords, parts of the human brain, mind, mindset, funny, attitude, saying, truism, brainy

Showcase your wry brainy side with this Dodo case gift featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the caption "Never Mind...". Memorable gift for anyone with fleeting thoughts!

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Always Test Your Hypothesis (Bell Curve Humor) Dry-Erase Board

tagged with: statistics, bell curve, humor, advice, geek, always test your hypothesis, hypothesis testing, words and unwords, statistician, psychologist, gaussian curve, stats, statistical, attitude, psyche

Statisticians and psychologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that provides sound advice for those who work with stats: "Always Test Your Hypothesis".

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Relaxation Is My Mantra (Java Duke Code) iPhone 5C Covers

tagged with: words and unwords, relaxation, comfy chair, relaxation is my mantra, humor, duke, open source, java, geek, open source programmer

Showcase your wry open source code programmer side with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar at side and reading "Da Java Code". Geek humor for all who believe that "Relaxation Is My Mantra".

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Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics Candy Dishes

tagged with: psychology, statistical, words and unwords, statistics, probabilities, advice, think probabilities not possibilities, percentages, do statistics, humor, geek, psyche, saying, attitude

Showcase wry educational stats humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological gifts for all realists who understand how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities!

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Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective Wristwatch

tagged with: our solar system's planets, planets, solar system, perspective, astronomy, educational, scientific, words and unwords, galactic, relative sizes, relative distance, astronomer

Showcase your wry astronomical attitude the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the relative sizes of our solar system's planets and their relative distance to the sun. Includes the caption that says it all: "Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective".

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Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Wristwatches

tagged with: chemistry, periodic table of elements, periodicity rules my life, humor, attitude, geek, periodic table, words and unwords, educational, educational resources

Chemistry humor comes alive with this watch gift featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy this geek attitude watch that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to the next time you tell time! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla Victor In The "War Of The Currents" Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: war of the currents, nikola tesla, tesla, curents, words and unwords, electrical engineer, inventor, scientist, genius, father of radio

Showcase your wry electrical engineer / physicist attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a picture of Serbian-American genius and "Father of Radio" Nikola Tesla, along with the title "Victor In The 'War Of The Currents' ".

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Red Queen Hypothesis (Wonderland Alice Red Queen) Ceramic Tiles

tagged with: red queen hypothesis, red queen, alice, wonderland, biology, through the looking glass, what alice found there, biologist, words and unwords, evolution, evolve, evolutionary theory, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice being dragged by queen, running to stay in same, adaptation, evolutionary system, co-evolution, relative fitness, humor, hypothesis

Biologists will enjoy any of these Red Queen Hypothesis gifts featuring John Tenniel's drawing of Alice being dragged by Red Queen as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There". Comes with the following caption that says it all: "In reference to an evolutionary system, continuing adaptation is needed in order for a species to maintain its relative fitness amongst the systems it is co-evolving with".

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Postage Stamps

tagged with: my existential existence, starts with irrational and infinite, irrational, infinite, pi fan, words and unwords, geek, saying, humor, pi number, long tail

Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with this stamp featuring the following saying that any pi fan will love: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational & Infinite Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Chocolate (Theobromine) iPhone 5C Cases

tagged with: chocolate, theobromine, this machine is powered by, powered by chocolate, geek, humor, chemistry, molecule, words and unwords, science humor, chocoholic, chocolate molecule, chemist, chemical molecule

Are you powered by chocolate? Showcase your wry chemical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical molecule theobromine, the active ingredient in chocolate, along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered by Chocolate".

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Table Lamps

tagged with: if you don't understand me, don't worry, fifth dimension, cube, math, geometry, psyche, geek, words and unwords, fifth dimension cube, psychology, geometric, humor, attitude, sarcasm, understanding, saying, think, thinker, lifestyle

Showcase your wry geometric attitude with this lamp gift featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following quirky geek saying: "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry - I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension".

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: aviator, international morse code, morse code, samuel morse, humor, geek, antiquated code, amateur radio operator, morse, words and unwords, educational, attitude, saying, truism, code, air traffic controllers, communication, decode, telecommunication, methods, techniques, funny

Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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Support The Hardy-Weinberg Principle Practice iPhone 5C Cases

tagged with: support the hardy-weinberg principle, practice mating in infinite populations, allele frequencies, genetics, words and unwords, geek, saying, humor, attitude, funny, biology, evolutionary biology, biologist, scientist, hardy-weinberg principle, assumptions

No need to be an evolutionary biologist to enjoy wry geek humor with any of these gifts featuring a graph of two allele frequencies along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on the Hardy-Weinberg principle: "Support The Hardy-Weinberg Principle Practice Mating In Infinite Populations".

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