Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, March 05, 2015

Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Candy Jars

tagged with: jabberwock, jabberwocky, lewis carroll, alice in wonderland, poem, john tenniel, through the looking glass, and what alice found there, wonderland, words and unwords, gibberish, pormanteau, poetry, infamous poem, monster, logic, rhyme and reason, artist, jabberwocky poem, jaberwock, jaberwocky, monsters

Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Poker Deck

tagged with: unwind with molecular biology, dna, genes, molecular biology, biology, geek, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, unwind, psyche, dna replication

Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid!

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Wednesday, March 04, 2015

da Vinci Painter Practice Eye Reason Mirror Quote Laptop Bags

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, da vinci, eye, reason, practice, mirror, by practice and by eye, words and unwords, quote, quotation, existential, philosophical, observation, mirror analogy, artist, scientist, genius, advice

Showcase your words of wisdom style with this laptop bag featuring the infamous self-portrait of da Vinci along with one of his quotes: "The painter who draws merely by practice and by eye, without any reason, is like a mirror which copies everything placed in front of it without being conscious of their existence." Intelligent advice for any painter or artist!

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Intelligent Investors Practice Value Investing Watch

tagged with: intelligent investors, practice value investing, value investor, value investing, investors, words and unwords, investing, wealth, sign, or else suffer the consequences, economics, signage, yellow sign, finance, money, humor, wealth humor

Are you a value investor? Showcase your intelligent investing style with a dose of wry transportation sign humor with this watch featuring a yellow and black rectangular sign along with the saying "Intelligent Investors Practice Value Investing - Or Else Suffer The Consequences". Make others do a double-take with a dose of signage attitude the next time you tell time with this investor humor watch!

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Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi (Sign Humor) Business Card Templates

tagged with: sign, signage, sleep, sleep my favorite modus operandi, humor, funny, sleepaholic, words and unwords, geek, modus operandi, joke, person resting in a bed

Showcase your wry sleep attitude at your next introduction with these business cards featuring a sign of a person sleeping along with the saying "Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi".

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Female Android (Sign / Symbol) Samsung Galaxy S4 Covers

tagged with: android, sign, symbol, female, bugdroid, geek, itude, humor, women, feminista, words and unwords, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, programming

Show your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid enclosed within the universal sign / symbol for the female. Make others do a double-take at who is developing on the open source Android platform! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Necklaces

tagged with: theory of relativity, physics, lorenz transformation inside, lorenz transformation, words and unwords, light cone spacetime diagram, physicist, space, time, relative, geek, humor, attitude, inside, relativity

This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how, according to the theory of special relativity, different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with any of these "Lorenz Transformation Inside" gifts! Great educational geek humor gifts for any physicist!

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I Survived Record Breaking Cold Weather Postage Stamp

tagged with: i survived, record breaking cold weather, satellite imagery, satellite photo, words and unwords, meterology, cold weather, geek humor, nasa, noaa

If you live in the Midwest United States or thereabouts, you'll enjoy sending correspondence with a touch of meteorological attitude with this stamp featuring a satellite image from NOAA/NASA GOES Project along with the following caption: "Polar Vortex On January 6th 2014 - I Survived Record Breaking Cold Weather".

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Where In The World Would You Be Without O-Chem? iPad Case

tagged with: where in the world, would you be, without organic chemistry, organic chemistry, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, science, chemistry, biochemistry, biology, geek, humor, attitude, rhetorical question, query

Showcase your wry biochemical side with this Dodo case gift featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?"

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) Wrist Watches

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

Tell time with a dose of wry nephritic attitude with this anatomical, medical humor watch featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following sound advice: "Keep Calm Renal On". No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Stamp

tagged with: just call me brainy, anatomical, brain, attitude, geek, brainy, anatomy, cerebellum, humor, words and unwords, pons, medulla, neurosurgeon, neurology, neuroscientist, scientist, medical, medicine, doctor, saying, truism

No need to be a neurologist or neurosurgeon to enjoy sending correspondence with this anatomical brain humor stamp featuring the different parts of the brain, including the pons, medulla, and cerebellum. Make others do a double-take with this postage featuring the truism saying for anyone who has a brain: "Just Call Me Brainy". Memorable postage gift for any brainy person!

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Statistics In A Nutshell (Stats Cheat Sheet) T-shirt

tagged with: statistics in a nutshell, stats, statistics, humor, attitude, geek, statistical, normal distribution curve, stats cheat sheet, words and unwords, gaussian curve, z-value, p-value, funny, statistician, mathematician, economist, psychologist, math, saying, truism

Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with any of these gifts that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet, along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational piece gifts for budding and experienced statisticians -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics!

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Mini-Vacations Are Part Of My Routine (Java Duke) Watch

tagged with: mini-vacations are part of, my routine, java's unofficial mascot duke, open source, java, words and unwords, software developer, software engineer, geek, software development, programmer, coder, humor, saying, vacation attitude, attitude, fish tank, fishbowl environment

Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with this watch featuring open source Java's unofficial mascot Duke going snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying "Mini-Vacations Are Part Of My Routine". Make others do a double-take at what is truly routine for you with a dose of software engineer / software developer humor the next time you tell time!

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Award

tagged with: brain, team neuroscience, neuroscientist, neuroscience, brain parts, anatomical, medicine, geek, humor, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, philosopher, medical, funny, attitude, scientist, neurosurgeon, biology, educational, educational resources, psyche

If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: solar flares, sun humor, geomagnetic storm inside, geomagnetic storm, inside, sun, astronomer, words and unwords, earth scientist, astronomy, geek humor, saying, humor, attitude

Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific imagery attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside".

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Warning! Barracuda Inside SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: warning, barracuda inside, inside, barracuda, humor, funny, psyche, oceanographer, words and unwords, fish, saying, riddles, brain teasers, ruthless

Is there a barracuda inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy any of these double-entendre featuring a picture of a barracuda along with the following saying: "Warning! Barracuda Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with any of these gifts!

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Tee Shirts

tagged with: success in life, is found in thinking elementally, success, periodic table of elements, elementally, periodically, geek, humor, words and unwords, periodic table, elements, saying, advice, thinker, chemist, philosopher, psychology, chemistry

Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) Geology Volcano Pacifier

tagged with: seismology, seismologist, volcanoes, volcanos, volcanologist, volcanic explosivity index, vei, explosive, index, words and unwords, earth science, earth scientist, geek, humor, attitude, science teacher, education, educational, scientist, earth's history

Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Puzzles

tagged with: words and unwords, wine enthusiast, biologist, grape, wine grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, anatomy, wine connoisseurs know their grapes, wine connoisseurs, wine geek, wine, scientist, scientific, diagram, botanist, saying, attitude

If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent Nikola Tesla Courier Bag

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, ac dynamo, alternating current dynamo, tesla, geek, technology historian, electricity, words and unwords, united states patent 390721, machine, electrical engineering, wireless

Fans of Tesla's infamous AC dynamo will enjoy traveling with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the U.S. patent drawing known as the "Dynamic Electric Machine". Memorable gift for any electrical engineer or fan of wireless!

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