Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, March 04, 2015

Life Cycle Of A Mosquito (Egg Larva Pupa Imago) Clock

tagged with: life cycle of a mosquito, mosquito, insect, entomology, entomologist, larva, pupa, imago, words and unwords, educational, scientific, life cycle

Entomologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Life Cycle Of A Mosquito", from egg to larva to pupa to imago.

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Postage Stamp

tagged with: just crazy for some pi, mathematical constant, math humor, geek humor, mathematician, pi on a pie, pie humor, geek, irrational number, words and unwords, math, funny, attitude, hungry for pi, math teacher, word play, saying, riddles, brain teasers

If you are a fan of pi or a pi lover, you'll enjoy wry math geek humor with this stamp featuring pi on a pie along with the caption "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Showcase your pi attitude in your next correspondence with pi postage!

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This Machine Is Powered By Aspirin (Molecule) Wrist Watches

tagged with: aspirin, molecule, chemistry, acetylsalicylic acid, runner, geek, humor, this machine is powered by, words and unwords, chemical structure, formula, chemist, marathon runner, saying, truism, funny, heart attack survivor, pain killer, attitude, medicine, medical, science, scientific, educational, molecular structure

Showcase your wry chemical molecule attitude the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the acetylsalicyclic acid molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Aspirin". Great gift for any runner, triathlete, or heart attack survivor.

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Fibonacci, Anyone? (Fibonacci Lattice) Stamps

tagged with: fibonacci, anyone, lattice, fibonacci lattice, math, mathematics, geek, words and unwords, fibonacci numbers, combinatorial arguments, mathematician, combinations, tree graph, humor, attitude, query, saying, numbers, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your wry mathematical side the next time you send correspondence with this Fibonacci lattice stamp with the caption "Fibonacci, Anyone?". Fibonacci sequences appear in biological settings, in two consecutive Fibonacci numbers, such as branching in trees or the arrangement of leaves on a stem. Make others do a double-take on the combinatorial interpretation of Fibonacci numbers with any of this tree graph postage!

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Standard Cocktail Napkin

tagged with: communication, dits and dahs, dots and dashes, matter of morse, morse code, words and unwords, wireless communication, code, geek, humor

Host your next party with a dose of 19th century communication attitude with these customizable paper napkins featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse".

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Evolution Of The Eye Watches

tagged with: evolution of the eye, evolution, cells, eye, retina, anatomy, anatomical, biology, words and unwords, educational resources, attitude, educational, medical

Showcase your anatomical side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring "Evolution Of The Eye". Great watch gift for any ophthalmologist!

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I Just Need Some Leads (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Messenger Bag

tagged with: emt, emergency medical technician, doctor, nurse, medical, medicine, cardiologist, i just need some leads, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, saying, health, educational, heart surgeon, heartbeat, ecg, ekg, science, scientific, funny, humor, attitude, geek, electrical leads, measurement

Showcase your wry emergency medical technician attitude with a dose of heartbeat humor the next time you travel with this mini-messenger bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "I Just Need Some Leads".

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: geek, humor, magnetic quadrupole moment, quadrupole moment, magnetism, life is a series, attractive and repulsive moments, magnetic fields, words and unwords, magnets, science, funny, physics, attitude, physicist, scientist, physics teacher, scientific, truism, saying, truisms

Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: dermatologists know their skin, dermatology, dermatologists, skin, anatomy, anatomical, layers of skin, words and unwords, geek, humor, educational, saying, funny, truism, illustration, epidermis, dermal layers

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "Dermatologists Know Their Skin". Make others wonder exactly what you are talking about with these tongue-in-cheek anatomical humor today!

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Thomas Edison To Invent Imagination Pile Of Junk Wrist Watches

tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, imagination, quote, humor, geek, words and unwords, edison, a pile of junk, to invent, scientist, inventor, quotation, witty, funny, truism, advice, inventors

If you love to invent, you'll enjoy telling time with this quotable quote watch featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side today with this invention humor quotation watch the next time you tell time and invent!

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Future Grandmaster (Reflective Chess Set) Baby Bodysuit

tagged with: future grandmaster, chess, grandmaster, saying, geek, attitude, reflective chess set, chess set, words and unwords, chess players, chess aspiration, chess goal, chess pieces, chess sayings, chess game

Chess players who aspire to be Grandmasters will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Future Grandmaster". For any chess player who aspires to reach the highest echelons of the chess world!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Spiral Note Book

tagged with: alice in wonderland, alice, red queen, wonderland, lewis carroll, john tenniel, humor, through the looking glass, words and unwords, all the running you can, running, adventure, funny, to stay in same place, different worlds, quote, quotation, and what alice found there, sarcasm, runner, corporate humor, exercise, attitude, saying, conversation, passage, riddles, brain teasers

Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Science Is The Captain Practice Soldiers da Vinci Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: quote, leonardo da vinci, scientist, inventor, practice, da vinci, self portrait, words and unwords, science is the captain, practice the soldiers, intellectual, captain, soldiers, quotation, science, truisms, artist

Showcase your wry da Vinci side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a tile of an illustration featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous self-portrait along with the saying "Science is the captain, and practice the soldiers."

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Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta Alpha Wrist Watches

tagged with: wall street, sign, humor, value investor, economics, stock market, money, words and unwords, paved with too much beta, not enough alpha, financier, stockbroker, truism, signage, attitude, funny, sarcasm, investing, investor, value investing, economy, economist, political economy, investment

Showcase your knowledge of beta and alpha in the investment world with this Wall Street signage watch with the truism saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta and Too Little Alpha". Beta, of course, means volatility; alpha means abnormal returns. Make others do a double-take about your knowledge of what really goes on in the financial world called Wall Street the next time you tell time!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Courier Bag

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry imitative sense of humor with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring a yellow diamond warning sign that says "Do As I Say Not As I Do". Make others do a double-take whenever they receive advice from you with a dose of signage humor today!

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May You Live As Long As You Want Irish Android iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: may you live, as long as you want, never want, as long as you live, irish saying, android, bug droid, open source, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, software developer, software engineer, irish android, computer engineer

No need to be a software engineer or software developer to enjoy wry Android open source humor with any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid decked out in Irish gear, including green hat, four leaf clover, and walking stick with gold ferrule, along with the following old Irish saying that's applicable to our modern times: "May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live." No need to wait until St. Patrick's Day to enjoy any of these Irish Android saying gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Dart Boards

tagged with: theory of relativity, physicist, relative, lorenz transformation inside, light cone spacetime diagram, lorenz transformation, time, physics, words and unwords, space, geek, humor, attitude, inside, relativity

This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how, according to the theory of special relativity, different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with any of these "Lorenz Transformation Inside" gifts! Great educational geek humor gifts for any physicist!

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Filled With Biochemical Energy (Krebs Cycle) Poster

tagged with: filled with biochemical energy, biochemical energy, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, scientist, geek humor, saying, words and unwords, scientific truism, biochemistry, biochemist, biology, biologist, chemist, chemistry, geek, humor, attitude, educational

Showcase your wry Krebs cycle sense of humor with this educational, scientific poster featuring the citric acid cycle along with the saying that many will agree with: "Filled With Biochemical Energy". No need to be a biochemist to enjoy!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) NOOK Skins

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source Postage

tagged with: photosynthesis, chloroplast, light-dependent reaction, the original green energy source, green energy, environmentalist, science humor, geek, biology, words and unwords, biologist, scientist, attitude, educational, saying, truism, science in society

No need to specialize in green energy to realize that, from a scientific perspective, photosynthesis is technically the greenest of all green energy sources. Showcase wry biological humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the light-dependent reaction of photosynthesis in a chloroplast along with the truism saying "Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source". Make others do a double-take about the concept of green energy today!

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