Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, March 04, 2015

Activate Your Grey Matter Think (Anatomical Brain) Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: brain, anatomy, activate your grey matter think, think, grey matter, parts of the brain, advice, words and unwords, geek humor, geek advice, thinker, neurologist, psychologist, philosopher

Brainy advice is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Activate Your Grey Matter Think". No need to be a philosopher, psychologist, neurologist, or neurosurgeon to enjoy!

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Statistics In A Nutshell (Stats Cheat Sheet) Sticker

tagged with: statistics in a nutshell, stats, statistics, humor, attitude, geek, statistical, normal distribution curve, stats cheat sheet, words and unwords, gaussian curve, z-value, p-value, funny, statistician, mathematician, economist, psychologist, math, saying, truism

Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with any of these gifts that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet, along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational piece gifts for budding and experienced statisticians -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics!

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Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time Watches

tagged with: success involves taking a break, success, open source, java, java's unofficial mascot duke, software engineer, software developer, programmer, snorkeling, words and unwords, code, coder, fish tank, software development, advice, geek, humor, attitude

No need to be a programmer in the open source world to enjoy telling time with this watch featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke going snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of sound software development advice at your next break with this watch! Geek humor and advice at its best!

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Our Cosmic Neighborhood (Solar System) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: our cosmic neighborhood, astronomy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, space, relative sizes, relative distances

Educational, scientific, astronomical attitude is alive and well on any of these featuring "Our Cosmic Neighborhood". Includes all the planets in our solar system along with their relative sizes to each other and relative distance from the sun.

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Are You In Your Element? Periodic Table Humor Stamps

tagged with: periodic table of elements, periodic table, scientist, chemist, chemistry, table of elements, query, are you in your element, geek, words and unwords, mendeleev, science, saying, question, humor, attitude, funny, sarcasm, chemistry major, chemistry teacher, lifestyle

Are you in your element? Ask yourself and others this key question with a dose of chemistry attitude with this stamp featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the query "Are You In Your Element?" Make others do a double-take with educational, scientific attitude the next time you send correspondence! Perfect postage gifts for chemistry majors, chemistry teachers, chemists, scientists, and anyone who knows about how fundamental it is to be in one's element!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: geology, geologist, oceanographer, warning black smoker inside, black smoker, sea vent, inside, humor, geek, words and unwords, vent, funny, psyche, science, attitude, saying, earth science, advice

Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Practicing Neurologist Inside (Neuron Synapse) Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: practicing neurologist inside, neurology, neurologist, neuron, synapse, inside, biology, words and unwords, neurotransmitter, scientific, educational, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry neurological side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Practicing Neurologist Inside".

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Letterhead Design

tagged with: words and unwords, wine enthusiast, biologist, grape, wine grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, anatomy, wine connoisseurs know their grapes, wine connoisseurs, wine geek, wine, scientist, scientific, diagram, botanist, saying, attitude

If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent 390721 Tesla Vinyl Binder

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, ac dynamo, alternating current dynamo, tesla, geek, technology historian, electricity, words and unwords, united states patent 390721, machine, electrical engineering

Showcase your wry electrical engineer / wireless side with this binder gift featuring an illustration of Nikola Tesla's infamous patent for the AC dynamo known as the "Dynamic Electric Machine".

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Cube Pouf

tagged with: communication, dits and dahs, dots and dashes, matter of morse, morse code, words and unwords, wireless communication, code, geek, humor

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry communication humor with this cubed pouf featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse".

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: skin, dermatology, dermatologist, skin deep, skin layers, beauty, saying, humor, words and unwords, beauty cannot be just, funny, geek, attitude, medical, educational, scientific, anatomy, anatomical, advice

Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying for all who have skin!

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I've Got Rhythm (ECG/EKG - Oldgate Lane Outline) Wristwatch

tagged with: rhythm, heartbeat, cardiac rhythm, medical, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, saying, i've got rhythm, words and unwords, medicine, cardiac, doctor, nurse, lab tech, oldgate lane outline font, music, truism, funny, humor, attitude, geek, educational, teacher, cardiologist

No need to work in the field of medicine or be a music lover to enjoy this heartbeat attitude watch featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) with the truism saying "I've Got Rhythm" in Oldgate Lane Outline font. Do a double-take today on the rhythm inside of you the next time you tell time!

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: moment, magnetic quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, magnetism, funny, truism, geek, humor, changing moment to moment, words and unwords, saying, attitude, quadrupole moment, magnets, psyche, psychology, physics, physicist, psychologist, truisms

Are you changing from moment to moment? Make others do a double-take with any of these wry magnetic featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "Changing Moment To Moment". Educational physics and psychology fun for all those who understand the physics definition of moment!

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Thomas Edison To Invent Imagination Pile Of Junk Cube Pouf

tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, imagination, quote, humor, geek, words and unwords, edison, a pile of junk, to invent, scientist, inventor, quotation, witty, funny, truism, advice, inventors

If you love to invent when sitting down in a ponderous mood, you'll enjoy this quotable quote cubed pouf featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom on all six panels. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side with this invention humor quotation square pouf today!

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Future Grandmaster (Reflective Chess Set) Baby Pacifiers

tagged with: future grandmaster, chess, grandmaster, saying, geek, attitude, reflective chess set, chess set, words and unwords, chess players, chess aspiration, chess goal, chess pieces, chess sayings, chess game

Chess players who aspire to be Grandmasters will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Future Grandmaster". For any chess player who aspires to reach the highest echelons of the chess world!

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Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self Watch

tagged with: journey into your, most authentic unhibited self, alice in wonderland, alice, drink me bottle, alice and her drink me, words and unwords, wonderland fan, wonderland humor, wonderland adventure, drinking, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, saying, humor, attitude

Wonderland adventure and attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following saying: "Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self ... Take A Drink". Make others do a double-take with a dose of reflective Wonderland humor today with these memorable Wonderland saying watch! Great gift for any Wonderland fan drinker!

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Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Coasters

If you're a duplicate bridge player and you show no mercy at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a wink and smile with this bridge truism today! Sound advice for any avid duplicate bridge player!

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Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Vitruvian Man Measurements (da Vinci) Awards

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, da vinci, vitruvian man measurements, measures, measurements, historical, words and unwords, genius, to measure, vitruvian man

If you have ever wondered about the measurement of man during the Renaissance, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's work on "Vitruvian Man Measurements". Educational, scientific gifts for all who love to measure!

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Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta Alpha Disposable Napkins

tagged with: wall street, sign, humor, value investor, economics, stock market, money, words and unwords, paved with too much beta, too little alpha, financier, stockbroker, truism, signage, attitude, funny, sarcasm, investing, investor, value investing, economy, economist, political economy, investment

Are you hosting an economic get-together? Showcase your knowledge of beta and alpha in the investment world with this customizable paper napkin with the truism saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta and Too Little Alpha". Beta, of course, means volatility; alpha means abnormal returns. Make others do a double-take about your knowledge of what really goes on in the financial world called Wall Street at your next event with these paper napkins that will surely be the topic of discussion!

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My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Wrist Watch

tagged with: visual, optical illusion, my wife and my mother-in-law, wife, mother-in-law, illusion, psyche, young woman, old lady, words and unwords, image, portrait, psychologist, psychology, gestalt, phenomenon, humor, attitude, brain teaser, optics, elderly lady, contrast, riddles, brain teasers

Tell time with a dose of optical illusion / gestalt phenomenon attitude with this watch featuring "My Wife and My Mother-In-Law". View both images at the same time the next time you tell time!

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