Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Thomas Edison To Invent Imagination Pile Of Junk Standard Cocktail Napkin

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Host your next party or event with a dose of wry inventor's attitude with these customizable paper napkins featuring a timeless humorous quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison. Quotation says it all: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."

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Chess Players Live In A Black & White World Poker Deck

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Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following caption: "Chess Players Live In A Black & White World". Make others do a double-take the next time you play chess today!

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We All Live A Reflective Life (Wonderland) Gift Box

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Are you reflective in life? Showcase your reflective side with a touch of vintage timelessness with any of these Wonderland gifts featuring Alice going through the mirror, as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There". Make others do a double-take today with this life truism saying "We All Live A Reflective Life"! Thoughtful gifts for thinkers!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Stickers

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Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid!

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The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand Wrapping Paper

Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these gifts featuring a twist on old saying "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". Featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge / duplicate bridge saying: "The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand". If you have ever been puzzled over a bid that your partner has made, you'll enjoy these bridge attitude gifts that will make others bridge players stop and wink!

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Senses Earth Reason Stands Apart Contemplation Wristwatches

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Showcase your rational side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring da Vinci's self-portrait along with one of Leonardo da Vinci's timeless words of wisdom quotes as follows: "The sense are of the Earth; reason, stands apart in contemplation." Memorable watch gift for thinkers, scientists, and artists!

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Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta Alpha Table Lamp

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Showcase your knowledge of beta and alpha in the investment world with this Wall Street signage lamp with the truism saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta and Too Little Alpha". Beta, of course, means volatility; alpha means abnormal returns. Make others do a double-take about your knowledge of what really goes on in the financial world called Wall Street the next time you turn on the light!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Galaxy S2 Case

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Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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Particle Physicist Inside (Standard Model Higgs) Dartboard

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If you are a particle physicist, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the saying "Particle Physicist Inside". Includes quarks, leptons, and the Higgs boson particles. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek educational, scientific humor today!

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I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle (Krebs) Postage Stamps

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Classic Krebs cycle humor is alive and well on this biochemistry geek humor stamp featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take the next time you send correspondence: "I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle".

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Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron Watches

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Nephrologists and those interested in the excretory system will enjoy telling time with this wry medical anatomical humor watch featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life".

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Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) Cutting Board

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Showcase your wry scientific side with this cutting board featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the following sound advice: "Support Photosynthesis Exhale".

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Open Source Dude (Software Developer Duke) Fabric

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If you love to create with a dose of wry geek humor, you'll enjoy this fabric featuring Java's mascot Duke with helmet and thumbs up along with the caption "Open Source Dude". Let your open source attitude shine with this creative fabric -- that any software developer will enjoy -- today!

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Problematic Brain Inside (Brain Anatomy) Postage

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Brainy geek humor is alive and well with this stamp featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Problematic Brain Inside".

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Shirts

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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Boneheaded Thoughts Inside SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

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Do you have boneheaded thoughts inside of your skull? No need to be a skeleton to enjoy this wry scientific anatomical humor design featuring the different parts of the skull, complete with labels. Inform others with tongue-in-cheek skull anatomy attitude that you have "Boneheaded Thoughts Inside" of you with any of these memorable gifts. No need to work in the field of medicine or education to enjoy!

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Our Solar System In A Nutshell 18oz Water Bottle

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No need to be an astronomer or astronomy teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific featuring the various parts of the solar system, including the planets. Comes with the caption that will make others do a double-take on what our solar system truly consists of: "Our Solar System In A Nutshell".

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Vintage Me (Grape Berry) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

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Detailed scientific humor comes alive on any of these featuring the anatomy of a grape berry, along with the truism saying "Vintage Me". No need to be a grower of grapes or a lover of wine to enjoy wry biological grape anatomy humor! Memorable attitude for grape fans and wine lovers!

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Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse Ornaments

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No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today!

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Team Fibonacci (Fibonacci Spiral) Stamps

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A Fibonacci spiral approximates the golden spiral using quarter-circle arcs inscribed in squares of integer Fibonacci-number sides, shown for square sizes 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, and 34. Showcase your mathematical sense of proportion the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a Fibonacci spiral along with the caption "Team Fibonacci".

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