Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Stationery Paper

tagged with: international morse code, engineer, samuel morse, telegraph, radio, geek, humor, wireless communication, morse code, words and unwords, communication, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, educational resources

If you are an amateur radio operator, you'll enjoy any of these educational International Morse Code gifts, along with the truism saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". For all who do not know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". Make others do a double-take in their communication with you with any of these wry saying gifts!

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Evolution Of The Eye Custom Letterhead

tagged with: evolution of the eye, evolution, cells, eye, retina, anatomy, anatomical, biology, words and unwords, educational resources, attitude, educational, medical

Showcase your scientific and educational side with any of these gifts featuring evolution of the eye. No need to be a biologist or work in the medical field to enjoy these anatomical gifts!

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Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: dermatologists, dermatology, love the subject of skin, love letters font, skin, skin layers, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, epidermis, dermal layers

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these educational, scientific featuring the different layers of the skin along with the following truism saying in Love Letters font: "Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin".

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Normal Heartbeat Inside ECG EKG Electrocardiogram Lunchbox

tagged with: ekg, ecg, electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, health, humor, normal heartbeat, heartbeat, words and unwords, normal heartbeat inside, medical, lab technician, science, attitude, funny, medical technology humor, geek, saying

Showcase your wry medical technology side the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the saying "Normal Heartbeat Inside".

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: physics, moment to moment, quadrupole moment, geek, humor, magnets, magnetism, time, physics teacher, words and unwords, funny, attitude, double-entendre, science, truism, saying, magnetic, advice, truisms, physicist, definition

No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy wry scientific humor with magnetic style with any of these featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment. Make others do a double-take with this intelligent truism that says "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Double-entendre humor for those who know what a moment is! for all who know that time truly does pass from moment to moment all too quickly!

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Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: thomas edison quote, quote, work, motivational, inspirational, have not failed, found 10000 ways, that won't work, inventor, words and unwords, scientist, historical, quotation, funny, not failed, humor, geek, attitude, saying

Quote for all those who work in professions with a high failure rate. Be inspired by inventor Thomas Alva Edison's words on looking on the bright side of trial-and-error with any of these classic inspirational and motivational Edison quote gifts!

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Chess Is The Spice Of Life (Reflective Chess Set) Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: chess is the spice, spice of life, chess, chess game, chess player, reflective chess set, chess humor, chess saying, chess attitude, words and unwords

Showcase your wry chess attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess Is The Spice Of Life". Memorable gift for any avid chess player who thinks that chess truly is the spice of life!

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Display Plaque

tagged with: poetry, wonderland, lewis carroll, poem, the walrus and the carpenter, time has come, john tenniel, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, stanza, nonsense, logic, nonsensical, reason, rhyme, rhythm, advice, funny, humor, attitude

Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Rectangular Belt Buckle

Do you frequently call the director when playing the game of bridge (duplicate bridge)? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard at bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take at what goes on during the game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor!

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Monday, March 02, 2015

Leonardo da Vinci Three Classes Of People Quote Wrist Watch

tagged with: three classes of people, visualization, visualization of ideas, those who see, those who do not see, leonardo da vinci, genius, three types of people, words and unwords, da vinci self portrait, visual, renaissance, class, wisdom, quote, quotation, psyche, psychology, personality, attitude, polymath, scientist, inventor, engineer, artist, writer, perception, imagine, imagination, inspirational, vision, possibilities, entrepreneur

Showcase your existential intellectual side the next time you tell time with this Leonardo da Vinci quote watch featuring a self-portrait of da Vinci along with one of his timeless quotations on the three classes of people that there are in the world: "There are three classes of people: Those who see. Those who see when they are shown. Those who do not see."

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Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Sign Watch

tagged with: investor, value investor, investing, money, economics, transportation sign, invest carefully, geek, words and unwords, downside of any investment, sign, signage, saying, truism, invest, humor, attitude, investment knowledge, economist, financier, analyst, advice

Investors, particularly value investors, will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring a transportation sign warning of a vehicle going off a bridge or cliff along with the following sound advice at any time of day: "Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Of Any Investment".

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Vision Deception Scintillating Grid Illusion Wristwatch

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, psyche, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, scintillating grid illusion, words and unwords, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, vision deception, cognitive psychology, black dot, riddles, brain teasers

If the black dot is bouncing around when you view this image, it is due to the fact that you are looking at an optical illusion known as the scintillating grid illusion. Visual humor fun watch for all who love to perceive the world through a different lens! Endless psyche / cognitive psychology gag watch for the next time you tell time!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Acrylic Award

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously Bag Tag

tagged with: matter, quantum physics, quantum physicist, view matter, very seriously, higgs field, higgs boson, particle physics, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, leptons, quarks, photons, quantum mechanics, physics, physicist, attitude

Quantum physicists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, which include items such as quarks, leptons, photons, and the Higgs Boson. Make others do a double-take about what mass and matter are all about with these particle physics saying gifts with the following line: "Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously".

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My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) iPod Touch 4G Decal

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, biochemistry, atp, geek, humor, complex cycle, my life just operates, words and unwords, biology, chemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, science, scientist, attitude, funny, saying, truism, tcac, medical, doctor, nurse, medicine

If you lead a complex life, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude gifts for all those who operate in a complex cycle!

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Life Is A Renal Existence (Kidney Nephron) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: life is a renal existence, kidney nephron, kidney, nephron, renal existence, saying, anatomy, medical, nephrologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, nephrology, anatomical, renal

Nephrologists, along with kidney donors and recipients, will enjoy any of these wry anatomical nephron attitude featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Renal Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific, medical fun with these featuring a kidney's nephron, complete with all key parts.

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Award

tagged with: brain, team neuroscience, neuroscientist, neuroscience, brain parts, anatomical, medicine, geek, humor, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, philosopher, medical, funny, attitude, scientist, neurosurgeon, biology, educational, educational resources, psyche

If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Stats Photo Plaques

tagged with: certainty, statistics, humor, stats, geek, who needs it, when you have statistical confidence, words and unwords, rhetorical question, bell curve, joke, psychologist, statistician, economist, saying, funny, normal distribution curve, percentages

Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with a dose of bell curve attitude with any of these stats attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, complete with percentages under the curve. Comes with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics: "Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Statistical Confidence". Get a load of laughs with a dose of stats geek humor today! No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy.

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Relaxation Is My Mantra (Java Duke Code) Fabric

tagged with: words and unwords, relaxation, comfy chair, relaxation is my mantra, humor, duke, open source, java, geek, open source programmer

Showcase your wry open source code programmer side for your next do-it-yourself project with this fabric featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar at side and reading "Da Java Code". Geek humor fabric for all who believe that "Relaxation Is My Mantra". Fabric that is perfect for anyone designing open source code atttude pillows and more!

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Saturated C4 Hydrocarbons (Oil Chemical Molecules) Wrist Watch

tagged with: saturated c4 hydrocarbons, chemistry, chemical molecule, molecules, hydrocarbons, oil, petroleum engineer, chemical engineer, words and unwords, chemical structure, molecular, chemist, educational, scientific

Make others do a double-take the next time you tell time with this watch featuring "Saturated C4 Hydrocarbons" - i.e., oil chemical molecules. Great watch gift for any petroleum engineer or chemical engineer!

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