Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation Placemats

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Showcase your astronomical sense of style with any of these gifts featuring solar flares (coronal mass ejection) along with the scientific caption that's true among us here on Earth: "Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation". Make others do a double-take about the occurrences by the Sun and its affect here on Earth with a dose of electromagnetic radiation perspective with these memorable scientific saying gifts!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Business Card Templates

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Showcase your wry chemistry geek side the next time you introduce yourself with these customizable business cards featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying that will get others thinking periodically: "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically".

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Mount Saint Helens May 18, 1980 Will Happen Again Shirts

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No need to be a geologist, seismologist, or volcanologist to enjoy this picture of Mount Saint Helens erupting on May 18th, 1980. Remind others that another eruption on Mount Saint Helens will happen again with any of these geological gifts! Memorable gifts for all those who were in the Pacific Northwest / Cascade region in mid-May 1980!

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Practicing Neurology Requires A Lot Of Nerve Custom Ties

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Neurologists will enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse, complete with all key anatomical labels, along with the saying "Practicing Neurology Requires A Lot Of Nerve". Memorable gifts for neurologists, surgeons, and anyone who works with nerves!

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Nikola Tesla Edison Needle Haystack Theory Quote Mugs

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Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla were both scientists and inventors, yet they were worlds apart when it came to methods. Showcase the words of wisdom by Nikola Tesla with this quote on any of these gifts: "If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor." Perfect Tesla quote gifts for engineers, scientists, inventors, and all those who understand that a little theory and calculation can go a long way in terms of saved labor!

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Tee Shirt

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Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Viti Levu, Fiji Islands Personalized Invitations

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Showcase your 3-D geography side with any of these gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Viti Levu, Fiji Islands. Satellite photo imagery gifts. No need to have visited Viti Levu to enjoy three dimensional Picture Earth visual fun from an out-of-this-world perspective!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Round Wall Clock

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Keychain

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Are you often misunderstood? Showcase wry math and geometry humor with any of these gifts featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the saying "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry - I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension". Memorable geek humor gifts for all who think in another dimension -- the fifth dimension!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Hand Towel

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Afflicted With Chess Madness (Chess Set) Bumper Stickers

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Are you a chess player who cannot stop thinking about chess strategies or chess moves? Showcase your wry chess humor side with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Afflicted With Chess Madness (Chess Set)".

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Think Like A Queen Alice White Queen Red Queen Tee Shirt

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Wonderland fans of all ages will enjoy any of these Wonderland chess attitude gifts featuring Alice with White Queen and Red Queen in deep conversation as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There". Comes with the truism caption -- which definitely has a chess connotation: "Think Like A Queen". Memorable fantasy gifts for all who know about Alice and her adventures in Wonderland!

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these postage stamps featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take about what a bridge player can't do too much of with this postage gift!

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Patterns Of Emergence (Dalmatian Optical Illusion) Post Card

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Showcase the "Patterns Of Emergence" with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring a Dalmatian that appears out of nowhere. Can you find the Dalamatian? No need to be a psychologist or cognitive scientist to understand the way complex systems and patterns arise out of a multiplicity of relatively simple interactions. Make others do a double-take with any of these "Patterns Of Emergence" gifts!

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Yield To Happiness (Transportation Yield Sign) Postcard

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Do you yield to happiness? Showcase your wry signage side with any of these gifts featuring a transportation yield sign with the saying that means "Yield To Happiness". Make others do a double-take about their lifestyle and whether they are happy with any of these signage attitude gifts!

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Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore (Brain Anatomy) Round Wall Clocks

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If your brain is full at all hours of the day, you'll enjoy this wry anatomical humor clock gift featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore".

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough, You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today!

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Remember: Rayleigh Wave Strength Amplitude Coffee Mug

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If you have ever been in an earthquake, you have probably experienced a Rayleigh wave or several. No need to be a geologist or seismologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the following definition on what a Rayleigh wave is: "Remember: Rayleigh Wave - The Strength, Or Amplitude, Of Surface Waves, Decreases Exponentially With The Depth Of The Earthquake". Perfect gifts for all earthquake fans!

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Periodicity Essence My Existence (Periodic Table) Postcard

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Showcase your wry chemistry sense of humor with any of these Periodic Table of Elements saying gifts featuring the following existential phrase that many chemists and chemistry teachers can identify with: "Periodicity The Essence Of My Existence". Educational, scientific geek attitude gifts for all who think about the Periodic Table of Elements!

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