Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, November 10, 2014

Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) Postcards

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In the world of statistics, mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today! Memorable gifts for any calm and rational statistician!

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Geologists Happiest People Igneous Is Bliss Mugs

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Geologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the following saying that will make others do a double-take on why geologists are amongst the happiest people: "Geologists Are Among The World's Happiest People Because Igneous Is Bliss". Featuring graph / chart with different types of igneous rock according to silica content.

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) iPhone 5C Case

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Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific imagery attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside".

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Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Necktie

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Wry suggestive geological attitude comes alive on any of the geology humor gifts featuring the process of mountain building, orogeny. Gifts featuring the three different plate boundaries along with geology truism saying "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with any of these earth science gifts!

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When Looking For Elements Follow The Periodic Law Cake Pick

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If you are looking for specific elements, you should always follow the periodic law. Chemists and chemistry majors will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek scientific educational design featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the apropos advice "When Looking For Elements Follow The Periodic Law". Periodic table gifts for anyone researching the elements and/or trying to discover new ones!

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Just Sending You My Thoughts (Neuron / Synapse) Coffee Mug

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry neurological humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Just Sending You My Thoughts". Educational, scientific attitude gifts for neurologists, psychologists, biologists, neuroscientists -- and anyone with a thoughtful, anatomical sense of humor!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Mousepads

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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The Evolution An Idea Depends Upon Adaptability T-shirts

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No need to be a biologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring allopatric speciation along with the following saying "The Evolution Of An Idea Depends Upon Its Adaptability". Make others do a double-take on evolution, nature, the development of ideas with a dose of wry evolutionary humor with any of these psyche gifts today! Memorable gifts for anyone who works with ideas!

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Kitchen Towels

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Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the number pi in long-tail format along with the following pi saying for all fans of pi: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational and Infinite Pi".

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Premium Keepsake Box

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Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Decoder Is My Middle Name (Intl Morse Code) Memo Notepads

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Make everyone do a double-take at the code that you can decipher. Great gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who can understand Morse code!

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Abrictosaurus (Heterodontosaurid Dinosaur) Placemats

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Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past when dinosaurs ruled the world with any of these gifts featuring Abrictosaurus, a small bipedal heterodontosaurid dinosaur from the Early Jurassic Period of what is now southern Africa. Abrictosauruses were small, early ornithischians, named for their markedly heterodont (more than a single tooth morphology) dentition. Stand out from the crowd with a blast from our prehistoric past with any of these Abrictosaurus gifts!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Customized Letterhead

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There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Pitcher

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Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Keychains

Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor today!

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Share The Road Or Else Suffer The Consequences Postcard

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If you drive on rural roads, you'll enjoy any of these transportation sign / traffic sign warning gifts featuring the "Share The Road" sign, along with the truism caption "Or Else Suffer The Consequences". Make others do a double-take at what you mean the next time you drive and/or bike with a dose of traffic attitude with these memorable signage gifts!

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Plates

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Optical illusion fun is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the motion illusion. Caption says it all: "Static image appears to be moving due to the cognitive effects of interacting color contrasts and shape position." Caption on select items. Perfect psyche / psychology humor gag gift for any fan of optical illusions! Make others do a visual double-take today!

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Grow The Ecosystem (Bug Droid Brown Tree) Laptop Bag

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Showcase your wry Android software developer side with this laptop bag featuring Bug Droid (bugdroid) with a brown tree of things on its belly along with the saying in Droid font "Grow The Ecosystem". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of geek style today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Tierra Del Fuego Chile/Argentina (Picture Earth) Post Card

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Spanish for "Land Of Fire", Tierra del Fuego is an archipelago off the southernmost tip of the South American mainland, across the Strait of Magellan. The southern point of the archipelago forms Cape Horn. Showcase vivid Picture Earth satellite imagery with any of these gifts featuring a shot of "Tierra Del Fuego, Chile/Argentina" from outer space! Memorable geography gifts for all!

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The Making Of ATP (Photosynthetic Attitude) Dart Board

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Showcase your biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring "The Making Of ATP" as found in a chloroplast. Educational, scientific gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Memorable educational biology gifts for all who know how ATP is produced in plants! No need to be a biologist or botanist to enjoy!

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