Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, November 05, 2014

Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Personalized Necklace

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Showcase your wry geek side with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie, along with the saying "Wanted - A World Filled With Pi". Make others do a double-take with any of these visual word-play gifts for hungry mathematicians! Memorable gifts for math teachers and all who think about pi, the transcendental and irrational number!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Award

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: code recognition is essential, morse code, code recognition, international morse code, samuel morse, code, communication, words and unwords, geek, saying, attitude, communicator, programmer, amateur radio operator

Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In Thought Behind It Pullover Sweatshirt

tagged with: beauty of a chess move,lies in the thought,chess,chess game,chess move,chess players,chess saying,chess attitude,chess thoughts,words and unwords,chess teachers,reflective chess set

Avid chess players who enjoy the beauty of a chess move will enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following thought: "The Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In The Thought Behind It".

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Galaxy Nexus Cases

tagged with: thomas alva edison, thomas edison, edison, inventor, scientist, creative, success, words and unwords, never had a clock, in my workroom, quote, quotation, entrepreneur, motivational, inspirational, humor, attitude, chronos, chiros, time, owe my success, work, clock, funny, successful, losing track of time

Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Wonderland Alice Humpty Dumpty Conversation Quote Ceramic Tile

tagged with: alice, humpty dumpty, quote, quotation, conversation, alice in wonderland, lewis carroll, john tenniel, words, words and unwords, verbs, adjectives, meaning, through the looking glass, and what alice found there, wonderland, wonderland fan, satire, education, funny, attitude, lending a hand, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your Wonderland sense of style with any of these gifts featuring Alice meeting Humpty Dumpty and having a conversation with this infamous nursery rhyme character as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel. Memorable gifts for anyone into words and their meanings! Passage quote says it all: "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is, " said Humpty Dumpty, "Which is to be master -- that's all." Alice was much too puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. "They've a temper, some of them -- particularly verbs, they're the proudest -- adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs -- however, I can manage the whole lot! Impenetrability! That's what I say!"

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Beekeeping Not Just A Hobby But An Adventure Christmas Ornament

tagged with: beekeeping, not just a hobby, but an adventure, apiarist, apiary, beekeeper, saying, bees, three beehives, words and unwords

Showcase your wry beekeeper attitude with any of these gifts featuring Tacuina sanitatis from the 14th century, a drawing of three beehives with bees buzzing in the air, along with the saying "Beekeeping Not Just A Hobby But An Adventure". Memorable beekeeping humor gifts for all who view beekeeping as an adventure!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge player side the next time you send correspondence with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge".

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My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Necklaces

tagged with: visual, optical illusion, my wife and my mother-in-law, wife, mother-in-law, illusion, psyche, young woman, old lady, words and unwords, image, portrait, psychologist, psychology, gestalt, phenomenon, humor, attitude, brain teaser, optics, elderly lady, contrast, riddles, brain teasers

Travel with optical illusion style with any of these gifts featuring the infamous gestalt picture of "My Wife & My Mother-In-Law". Just take a close look, and you'll see both women!

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Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Magnets

tagged with: life is nothing but, a helicopter ride, lots of up and down, navigation, ride, helicopter, helipad, humor, words and unwords, saying, truism

Do you view life as a series of ups and downs? Do you view life as a helicopter ride? Showcase your wry transportation sign sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the sign for a helicopter / helipad along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Up And Down Navigation". Memorable signage saying gifts for all who have experienced the ups and down of life!

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Welcome To Android (Bugdroid) County Sign iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: welcome to android county, sign, signage, county transportation sign, android county, android, bugdroid, software engineer, words and unwords, software development, software developer, humor, geek, attitude, programmer, open source

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts Bug droid on a county transportation sign which says the following: "Welcome To Android (Bug droid/ Bugdroid) County". Make others do a double-take on which mobile phone operating system dominates your mind today with these software geek humor gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy

tagged with: atp, if we could all photosynthesize, photosynthesis, alternative energy, converting light into energy, biology, light-dependent reactions, geek, green power, words and unwords, green energy, energy, biochemistry, biochemist, biologist, science, humor, attitude, scientist, funny, ecology, saying, methods

No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!

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Master At Tracking Caloric Intake (Brain Attitude) Award

tagged with: master at tracking caloric intake, educational, medical, brainy, scientific, attitude, words and unwords, brain, saying, differents parts of the brain, anatomy, brain anatomy, anatomical, caloric intake

Showcase which body part is the master at track caloric intake with a dose of wry geek humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following anatomical truism saying: "Master At Tracking Caloric Intake". Make others do a double-take on why they feel hungry or not with a dose of scientific humor today!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Pacifiers

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Are You In Your Element? Periodic Table Humor Placemat

tagged with: periodic table of elements, periodic table, scientist, chemist, chemistry, table of elements, query, are you in your element, geek, words and unwords, mendeleev, science, saying, question, humor, attitude, funny, sarcasm, chemistry major, chemistry teacher, lifestyle

Are you in your element? Ask yourself and others this key question with a dose of chemistry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the query "Are You In Your Element?" Make others do a double-take with educational, scientific attitude today! Perfect gifts for chemistry majors, chemistry teachers, chemists, scientists, and anyone who knows about how fundamental it is to be in one's element!

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Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective Folio Planner

tagged with: our solar system's planets, planets, solar system, perspective, astronomy, educational, scientific, words and unwords, galactic, relative sizes, relative distance, astronomer

Galactic attitude is alive and well on any of these scientific, educational gifts featuring the relative sizes of our solar system's planets along with their relative distance from the sun. Showcase our solar system with these gifts featuring "Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective".

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3 Types Of Plate Boundaries Which One Standing On? Clock

tagged with: 3 types of plate boundaries, tranform, divergent, convergent, which one are you, standing on, earth science, geology, plate tectonics, words and unwords, query, inquiry, attitude, question, earth scientist

Showcase your wry earth scientific / geological side with any of these gifts featuring "3 Types Of Plate Boundaries: Transform, Divergent, Convergent Which One Are You Standing On?" Educational, scientific inquiry for all who know about plate tectonics!

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse Coffee Mug

tagged with: slow down, advice, neuron, synapse, neurology, biology, let your synapses fire, geek, words and unwords, attitude, humor, saying, neurotransmitter, psyche

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of biology geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the sound advice for all who think and talk really fast: "Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire".

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Dynamic Electric Machine US Patent by Nikola Tesla Poster

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, nikola tesla, tesla, us patent, wireless, us patent 390721, electrical engineer, ac dynamo, words and unwords, alternate current, patent, genius, historical, electrical

Electrical engineers will enjoy this poster featuring "Dynamic Electric Machine", the AC dynamo invented by Nikola Tesla. It is U.S. Patent 390721.

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor, hematologist, or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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