Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, November 04, 2014

Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Candy Dish

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Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Dinner Plate

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If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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Soil Scientists Know About Global Soil Regions Post Cards

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Showcase your wry earth scientific attitude with this educational soil science gifts featuring a map of the world's soil regions, complete with color-coding, along with the saying "Soil Scientists Know About Global Soil Regions". No need to be a soil scientist, earth scientist, or geologist to enjoy!

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Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Periodic T Postage

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Showcase your wry chemistry sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the current Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific saying: "Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Than The Periodic Table Of Elements". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla The Wizard Of The West Tags For Bags

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Serbian-American electrical engineer Nikola Tesla literally invented today's wireless world. Pay tribute to "The Wizard Of The West" of the today's modern world with any of these Tesla gifts!

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Brewing The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology Christmas Tree Ornament

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Showcase this fact with any of these wood carving picture gifts featuring brewing in medieval times, along with the saying "Brewing The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology". Science humor gifts for anyone into yeast!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wheeler Ridge California Tshirts

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No need to be a Californian to enjoy a view from a satellite with any of these stereoscopic image pair gifts featuring a satellite photo of Wheeler Ridge California. Comes with instructions on how to make a 3-D image appear right before your eyes. Geography gifts for all 3-D fans!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Coaster

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Mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what to do in life: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi". Great gifts for anyone hungry for the everlasting irrational mathematical constant known as pi!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Premium Trinket Boxes

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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Planners

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Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Chess Players Live In A Black & White World Poker Deck

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Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following caption: "Chess Players Live In A Black & White World". Make others do a double-take the next time you play chess today!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Gallery Wrapped Canvas

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with this wrapped canvas featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless canvas gift that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Words & Unwords Bridge Advice 2014 Calendar

If you need some sound bridge advice the next time you play bridge, you'll enjoy this calendar featuring different bridge advice each month + 1 bonus advice on the back cover of the calendar. Memorable bridge advice calendar for all bridge players!

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Monday, November 03, 2014

My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Place Mat

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Travel with optical illusion style with any of these gifts featuring the infamous gestalt picture of "My Wife & My Mother-In-Law". Just take a close look, and you'll see both women!

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Yield To Adventure (Yield Sign) T Shirts

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Do you yield to adventure? Showcase your wry adventurous side with this yield sign pointing toward "To Adventure" that means "Yield To Adventure". Make others do a double-take with a dose of signage humor today about what you truly yield to in life!

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Embrace The Ecosystem (Android Bug Droid Oak Tree) iPhone 5C Case

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Showcase the growth metaphor in the world of Android development with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bug droid (Bugdroid) along with a silhouette of an oak tree along with the saying "Embrace The Ecosystem". Memorable gifts for any software developer or software engineer working on the Android platform! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Place Mat

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No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!

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Master At Tracking Caloric Intake (Brain Attitude) Place Mat

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Showcase which body part is the master at track caloric intake with a dose of wry geek humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following anatomical truism saying: "Master At Tracking Caloric Intake". Make others do a double-take on why they feel hungry or not with a dose of scientific humor today!

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Statistics In A Nutshell (Stats Cheat Sheet) T-shirt

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Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with any of these gifts that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet, along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational piece gifts for budding and experienced statisticians -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics!

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Within A Few Years Simple Inexpensive Device Tesla Candy Dish

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Timeless and prescient quote by wireless genius Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Tesla was well ahead of his time when he envisioned today's wireless society. Quote says: "Within a few years a simple and inexpensive device, readily carried about, will enable one to receive no land or sea the principal news, to hear a speech, a lecture, or song or play of a musical instrument, conveyed from any other region of the globe. The invention will also meet the crying need for cheap transmission to great distances, more especially over the oceans. The small working capacity of the cables and the excessive cost of messages are now fatal impediments to the dissemination of intelligence which can only be removed by transmission without wires." Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, engineers, entrepreneurs, and any advocate of technology, wireless technology, and communication in today's modern world!

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