Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Sometimes Thinking Hurts My Neurons Pinback Buttons

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Does it hurt to think at times? You'll enjoy wry biological humor with any of these neuron / synapse gifts with the saying "Sometimes Thinking Hurts My Neurons". Comes with labels of all important parts of a synapse. Whether you are working on a long project or are in a stressful occupation, enjoy tongue-in-cheek biological humor with any of these thoughtful sarcastic gifts! Make others aware that is painful for you to think at times!

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Nikola Tesla Scientists Equation No Relation Quote Bodysuits

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If you love to experiment and understand the process of science, you'll enjoy any of these Nikola Tesla quote gifts. Wireless genius Tesla once said the following: "Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure that has no relation to reality." Quote gifts for all who love to experiment and build structures that have a relation to reality!

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Team Protein Synthesis (Biology) T-shirt

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You engage in protein synthesis in your ribosomes. Showcase this fact with a dose of biology attitude with any of these gifts that feature how proteins get made. Collegial caption: "Team Protein Synthesis". Complete with biological labels. Educational, scientific fun for anyone who makes proteins!

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Team Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie Math Humor) Reusable Water Bottles

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If you like to play and eat on Team Pi, you'll enjoy any of these wry mathematical geek gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant on a baked pie, along with the caption "Team Pi"!

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Ricci Flow Solution Poincaré Conjecture (Geometry) T Shirts

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No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Ricci flow, a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record, the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston, which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric gifts for any fan of geometric flows!

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Chess The Triumph Of Mind Over Matter Round Stickers

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No need to be a die-hard chess player to enjoy any of these reflective chess set image gifts with the chess truism saying "Chess The Triumph Of Mind Over Matter". Showcase your eternal chess spirit with any of these memorable chess saying gifts the next time you play chess!

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Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist (Sign) Shirt

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No need to be a chemist interested in turning lead into gold or interested in the practice of chemistry during medieval times to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these sign gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist". Comes with alchemical symbol for arsenic, a notoriously poisonous metalloid with many allotropic forms, including a yellow (molecular non-metallic) and several black and grey forms (metalloids). Make others do a double-take about your desire to work with poison with any of these alchemical symbol gifts!

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Premium Jewelry Box

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Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific imagery attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside".

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The Golden Ratio (Mathematics 1.6180339887) Coffee Mug

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No need to be a Renaissance person or mathematician to enjoy any of these "The Golden Ratio" mathematical gifts. Showcase the golden ratio of 1.6180339887 as found in ancient and Renaissance times and used in art and architecture. Educational, scientific, logical a is to b golden ratio geometry gifts!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Water Bottle

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless Dart Board

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If you believe in serendipity, you'll enjoy any of these timeless humor quotation gifts featuring Thomas Alva Edison's infamous quote: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Memorable inspirational and motivational advice quote gifts for all inventors, scientists, and tinkerers!

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Strategy Requires Thought Tactics Observation Round Stickers

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No need to be a Grandmaster to enjoy this chess truism quote that says "Strategy Requires Thought - Tactics Require Observation". Includes reflective chess set design. Chess attitude gifts for all those who love chess strategy and who observe carefully at the chessboard when playing chess!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Canvas Bag

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Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Get Your Mojo On Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Business Card Template

Bridge players and bridge club owners will enjoy introducing themselves with this positive, upbeat business card featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying "Get Your Mojo On Play Bridge". Sound bridge advice from all avid bridge players!

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US Route 666 Shield Sign (Transportation Sign) Mousepad

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No need to be superstitious to enjoy any of these transportation sign gifts featuring US Route 666, what used to be known as "Devil's Highway" or the "Number of the Beast". Route 666 is a north–south U.S. Highway serving the Four Corners region of the United States. Because of the highway's number, accidents and other phenomena became repeated as legend, convincing some people the highway was cursed. Others placed the highway's problems on sign theft. In 2003, U.S. Route 666 was renumbered to U.S. Route 491 (US 491). Now you can have your very own "Devil's Highway" signage with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for all who have traveled in southwestern United States!

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Is It A Duck Or A Rabbit? (Optical Illusion) T Shirt

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Do you think that this picture is a duck or a rabbit? Make others do a double-take with any of these optical illusion gifts that asks "Is It A Duck Or A Rabbit?" Featuring infamous gestalt phenomenon picture of an entity that is both duck and rabbit. Optical illusion visual fun for all who imagine!

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Monday, October 20, 2014

Just Keep Coding (Bug Droid Letters Font) Square Stickers

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Software engineers and programmers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid font by mikan120 along with the following software development advice: "Just Keep Coding". Make others do a double-take with any of these tongue-in-cheek geek humor gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Snow Across Peruvian Summits (Picture Earth) Mugs

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No need to have climbed any Peruvian summit to enjoy any of these gifts featuring satellite imagery of "Snow Across Peruvian Summits". Make others do a double-take with any of these geography gifts featuring an existential landscape photo as taken from outer space. No need to be a geographer or mountaineer or fan of South America to enjoy!

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An Opened Mind Should Not Be Wasted (Brain) Mugs

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No need to be a teacher or work in the medical field to enjoy tongue-in-cheek anatomical brain humor with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain (color-coded) along with the saying "An Opened Mind Should Not Be Wasted". Neurosurgeons will view this phrase from their medical perspective; teachers will view it from another. Regardless of how you feel about the human brain, whether physically or psychologically, showcase your brainy sense of humor today with a dose of educational, scientific attitude!

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Mean Thoughts Inside (Statistics Humor) Coffee Mug

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Showcase wry statistical humor with any of these psychological stats gifts featuring the bell curve (Gaussian distribution curve), along with the definition saying "Mean Thoughts Inside". Shows the percentages of a normal distribution curve. No need to be a statistician, psychologist, or an angry person to enjoy! Perfect double entendre gifts for all who think about averages and statistics constantly!

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