Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, October 20, 2014

Love Is A Chemical Reaction (Periodic Table) Commuter Bag

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Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements side the next time you travel with this messenger bag featuring the scientific truism saying "Love Is A Chemical Reaction".

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Geological Time Clock (Earth Science) T-shirts

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No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to enjoy any of these "Geological Time Clock" gifts, featuring the various time periods of Earth's history. Note: Barely readable clock, with all gifts suitable as gag gifts. Make others do a double-take when taking a look at the history of Earth with any of these timeless scientific attitude gifts!

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Warning! Frazzled Nerves Inside (Neuron / Synapse) Neck Ties

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Are you frazzled on a daily basis? Are you frazzled from time to time? Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these anatomical attitude gifts featuring the neuron / synapse along with the warning to others. Emotional truism says the following: "Warning! Frazzled Nerves Inside". Make others do a double-take before talking to you with any of these timeless educational scientific gifts! Perfect gifts for those who work in stressful professions!

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Nikola Tesla Capacity Of Earth Charge Electrified Coffee Mug

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Nikola Tesla, father of today's wireless society and inventor of the radio, once asked the following: "A point of great importance would be first to know what is the capacity of the earth? And what charge does it contain if electrified?" Electrical engineers, scientists, physicists, inventors, and those into electricity and magnetic forces will enjoy this philosophical and scientific quote on any of these gifts! Timeless question for all those who know about alternate currents!

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Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture T Shirt

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Tongue-in-cheek scientific humor is found on any of these gifts featuring bacteria morphology. Wry saying says it all: "Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture". No need to be familiar with a petri dish or the ubiquity of bacteria to enjoy microbiology humor! Bacteria is all around us -- in our culture, so to speak, whether you like or not -- so show your love with any of these truism gifts!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) Premium Jewelry Box

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Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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The Golden Ratio (Mathematics 1.6180339887) Bumper Stickers

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No need to be a Renaissance person or mathematician to enjoy any of these "The Golden Ratio" mathematical gifts. Showcase the golden ratio of 1.6180339887 as found in ancient and Renaissance times and used in art and architecture. Educational, scientific, logical a is to b golden ratio geometry gifts!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Candy Jar

tagged with: samuel morse, morse code, international morse code, faster than sms, communication, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, telegraph, dots, dits, dashes, code, 19th century technology, 19th century communication

Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless Dinner Plate

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If you believe in serendipity, you'll enjoy any of these timeless humor quotation gifts featuring Thomas Alva Edison's infamous quote: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Memorable inspirational and motivational advice quote gifts for all inventors, scientists, and tinkerers!

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White Rabbit Trumpet Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Wonderland Personalized Invite

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Showcase your Wonderland side with any of these invitations featuring White Rabbit dressed up as a herald and blowing on a trumpet as drawn by John Tenniel and as found in Lewis Carroll's timeless work "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make everyone do a double-take on exactly what you're announcing with the classic town crier statement: "Hear Ye! Hear Ye!"

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Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Four Card Suits) Custom Announcements

Invite others to a special bridge game with this invitation featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Trust Me I'm Your Partner". Make everyone come to your bridge game with a dose of bridge saying style!

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I Am Not Lost ... Just Taking The Scenic Route Pin

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Do others ask if you are lost from time to time? Do you often take the scenic route in life? Look no further than any of these transportation sign attitude gifts featuring the truism saying "I Am Not Lost ... Just Taking The Scenic Route". Includes "Scenic Route" sign. Make others do a double-take at where you are going in life with any of these transportation humor gifts today! Memorable gifts for career changers!

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Vase Or Faces? (Optical Illusion) Coffee Mug

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Do you see a vase or faces? Showcase your optical illusion sense of style with any of these gifts that asks the key question: "Vase Or Faces?" Make others do a double-take with illusory visual fun. Psychological attitude gifts for those who know about the gestalt phenomenon!

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Sunday, October 19, 2014

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Round Wallclock

tagged with: will code for food, software developer, android, bug droid, bugdroid, software engineer, software development, geek, words and unwords, saying, software engineering, humor, attitude, code, programmer, coder, open source, mobile phone operating system

Are you a software engineer or software developer working on the Android platform? If you code for a living and think about foods such as cupcake, doughnut, and eclair, you'll enjoy any of these Android robot (Bug droid / bugdroid) gifts featuring the ubiquitous saying amongst software developers just starting out: "Will Code For Food" and who know about Android's past SDKs. Make others do a double-take on your ability to code and to exchange that ability for some sweets with a dose of wry software engineer humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Northern Arizona and Grand Canyon (Picture Earth) Coffee Mug

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If you've ever been to the Grand Canyon or Northern Arizona -- or even if you haven't -- you'll enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo gifts of Northern Arizona and the Grand Canyon from outer space! No need to be a geographer to appreciate this spot on the Earth's lasting geographical beauty! Memorable gifts for all fans of Picture Earth!

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Retirement Is A State Of Mind (Anatomical Brain) Hat

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Do you believe that retirement is a state of mind? No need to work in the medical or psychological field to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the human brain, complete with all key parts labeled, along with the saying "Retirement Is A State Of Mind". If you're thinking about retirement and just can't do so, you'll be happy to know that retirement truly is a state of mind with any of these geek humor gifts!

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Lack Common Sense Fall Well Beyond 3 Std Devs Mugs

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Do you lack common sense? If so, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the bell curve distribution (also known as the normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) and the wry statistical attitude saying "Of Course I Lack Common Sense I Fall Well Beyond 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take at your statistical side and guess exactly what you mean!

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Entomologist Inside (Mosquito Anatomy) Tshirt

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Do you collect insects? Showcase your wry biological side with this mosquito anatomy design with the saying "Entomologist Inside". Make others do a double-take at the word entomology with any of these educational scientific attitude gifts! Memorable fun for all entomologists are are interested in warning others of what's really inside!

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Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation Pendants

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Showcase your astronomical sense of style with any of these gifts featuring solar flares (coronal mass ejection) along with the scientific caption that's true among us here on Earth: "Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation". Make others do a double-take about the occurrences by the Sun and its affect here on Earth with a dose of electromagnetic radiation perspective with these memorable scientific saying gifts!

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Mendeleev's Madness (Periodic Table Of Elements) Cake Pick

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Showcase your wry chemistry side with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying that will surely make others do a double-take before getting into a conversation about the elements: "Mendeleev's Madness". Educational, scientific chemistry humor gifts for all who know about the history of the Periodic Table of Elements!

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