Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, December 08, 2013

I Wear This Periodically - Funny Nerd Scientist Tshirt

I Wear This Periodically - Funny Nerd Scientist. Periodic table shirt.

Apiary - The Beekeeper Tee Shirts

The Apiarist keeps bees at bay. They are also know as the bee keeper, often donned in gloves, a suit, a helmet, they look a bit like a really cheap looking knight. Only this knight has the power of bees in their control, and with the right dance, they can instruct the bees to do whatever it is they want. Whether it's to make honey, or form shapes in the sky. The equipment they wear prevents the stinging sensation they often receive when messing around with the bees house.

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Saturday, December 07, 2013

Deoxyribonucleic Acid Fingerprint Of 21st Century T Shirt

Forensic scientists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Deoxyribonucleic Acid Fingerprint Of The 21st Century".

Pistachio Pi-stache-io Mustache Tshirts

Pistachios! The only way they could be more awesome is if there was a mustache involved! Then, they would absolutely, positively, Fan-stache-tic!

Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit (Physics Humor) T-shirts

No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy any of these scientific, informative gifts featuring a jerk circuit, a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is, the derivative of acceleration with respect to time, the second derivative of velocity, or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with these gifts featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit".

Remember: Prokaryotes Rule The World (Bacterium) Stamp

Showcase your wry microbiology side with a dose of biology geek attitude the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a prokaryote (bacterium) along with the following saying: "Remember: Prokaryotes Rule The World". Makes a great gift for any microbiologist or bacteriologist!

Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPhone 5 Cases

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

I wear this shirt periodically - periodic table

Genetics A Facet Of My Identity (DNA Replication) Tees

Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genetics A Facet Of My Identity". Molecular biologists and geneticists will enjoy these educational gifts with scientific attitude saying!

Pi Number Spiral Design T Shirt

Pi number design. Good choice for anybody with interest in mathematics, sciences, engineering, history, etc. Fascinating smart people for a long time. You can add text to personalize.

Novel DNA Inside (Molecular Biology Humor) Candy Dish

Is there novel DNA inside of you? Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Novel DNA Inside". Make others do a double-take at how unique you truly are with a dose of educational, scientific fun!

Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle T Shirt

Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts!

I Love Genetics (DNA Replication) Wall Clock

No need to be a geneticist or working in the medical field to enjoy any of these molecular biology humor gifts featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the saying "I Love Genetics (DNA Replication)".

Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPad Mini Cases

Bee Fearless (Bee On Yellow Flower) Tag For Bags

Showcase your bee attitude with any of these gifts featuring a bee collecting pollen on a yellow flower along with the truism saying that all beekeepers can agree with: "Bee Fearless". Make others do a double-take on bees today with these memorable bee advice saying gifts!