Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Monday, November 25, 2013
Happiness In Life Depends Upon Balanced Gradient T-shirt
Are you a happy and balanced person in life? Make others do a double-take on the concept of happiness in life and having a balanced gradient with any of these cell membrane gifts featuring active transport and the sodium-potassium pump. Memorable science humor gifts for all who are happy and balanced!
Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll (Black Adder) Keychain
Logician, philosopher, and author, Lewis Carroll authored Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There as a sequel to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Classic made-up portmanteau poem, Jabberwocky, is included here, titled in Black Adder font, on all of these gifts, along with John Tenniel's illustration. Make others do a double-take with all of the made-up words from Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky! Inspirational timeless poem for all ages! No need to read only by holding it up to a mirror?
Serotonin Wreath Holiday Card
Wishing someone serotonin is wishing them happiness. On this card, artistic depictions of serotonin molecules are arranged in a design reminiscent of a holiday wreath or poinsettia flower, traditional holiday symbols. The message: may your holidays be filled with happiness.
Bus. card - Beekeeping Business Card
Template for Bee related business. On front a photo image of a honeybee in flight, with business information. On back personalize the text to show your business specialties. Possible businesses - organic honey, crop pollination, garden maintenance, florist.
Telomeres Responsible For Aging At Cellular Level Shirts
Biology attitude comes alive on this telomere design featuring the chromosome, as well as labels of both telomeres and centromere. Caption says: "Responsible For Aging At The Cellular Level". Showcase your scientific side with any of the telomere definition gifts today! Perfect gifts for molecular biologists of any age!
Cousin Tree With Genetic Kinship (Genealogy) Buttons
No need to be a genealogist or anthropologist to know where you are in relation to other family members. Showcase this cousin tree with genetic kinship percentage in the upper right hand corner of each relationship with any of these gifts! Memorable educational biological lineage gifts for family reunions and to keep track of who exactly is your first or second cousin!
Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Neck Wear
Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.
My Life Depends Upon Active Transport (Humor) Buttons
Are you a balanced person in life? Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the sodium-potassium pump along with the biological saying "My Life Depends Upon Active Transport". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean! No need to work in the medical field to enjoy cell membrane attitude today!
Meet Me In Wonderland (Mad Hatter Running) Custom Announcements
If you rush throughout life and have an important date, you'll enjoy any of these invitations featuring John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Mad Hatter running as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Caption says it all: "Meet Me In Wonderland". Wonderland adventure fun for all those who are in a rush in today's hectic world!
Sunday, November 24, 2013
Near Vision Test Card (Visual Acuity Exam)
Showcase wry medical and visual acuity attitude with any of these gifts featuring a "Near Vision Test Card", complete with instructions on holding the object 16 inches away from your eyes. Make others do a double-take at their vision with any of these eye exam gifts today!
Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Announcement
Reminder others with any of these timely invitations not to be late! Featuring Mad Hatter running, along with the timely truism saying "Don't Be Late". Classic illustration by John Tenniel as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Wonderland adventure reminder to all guests for all who invite!
Holiday Spice Molecule Card
You know it's the holidays when you smell the spice cookies or taste the candy canes. This is certainly my favorite part! Celebrate the tastes of the holidays with stylized pictures of the molecules that remind us of family, friends, and festivities.
Sticker (sq)- Honey Business
Use label for honey products. Personalize with business name, contact information, net weight, and package contents.
(CHECK label requirements at National Honey Board http://www.honey.com/nhb/industry/labeling-information/)
Support Bacteria Often Only Culture Some People Tee Shirts
No need to be a bacteriologist, microbiologist, or biologist to enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek scientific sayings which include an agar plate with bacterial colonies. Saying says it all: "Support Bacteria - It's Often The Only Culture That Some People Have". Make others do a double-take with any of these double-entendre humor saying gifts on the subject of culture!
Mass Spring Damper (Physics) Neck Ties
Do you work with springs? No need to be a physicist to enjoy wry educational scientific humor with any of these physics attitude gifts feauring the mass spring damper. Make others do a double-take at the physics involved in any spring-based system with a dose of mechanics fun!
Know Your Heart (Heart Anatomy) Mugs
No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry heart-based humor with any of these health and medicine gifts featuring the heart during filling (diastole) and pumping (systole) phases. Featuring all key labels of the heart as well as the truism caption "Know Your Heart". Make everyone do a double-take with your medical sense of humor with sound advice coupled with this double-entendre saying!
Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Stickers
If you are always late to meetings and/or events or know someone who always is late, you'll enjoy any of these wry Wonderland adventure humor gifts featuring the Mad Hatter running, as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's classic Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Comes with the common advice caption for those who are always in a rush: "Don't Be Late". Timeless Wonderland fun gifts for all who hate being late and hate seeing others be late!
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