Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Let everyone know, when you wear this "Quality DNA Inside", that you know all about having quality DNA. Wry molecular biology DNA replication gift tee featuring deoxyribonucleic acid. No need to be a quality control specialist to enjoy this scientific attitude t-shirt! myTees
No need to be a biologist or neurologist to enjoy wry neurological attitude with this tee featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse (neurotransmitter) along with the following query and answer: "What's On My Nerves? The Myelin Sheath". Memorable biology humor tee for any biology teacher or biology student! myTees
You are powered by glucose. Showcase your wry chemical side with this science humor gift tee that says "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose", complete with glucose molecule. Educational, scientific chemical molecule fun for anyone who is powered by glucose -- and that means you! myTees
You are made up of billions and billions of eukaryotic cells. Showcase your animal cell side with a dose of biological fun with any of these gifts that comes with a labeled eukaryotic cell, along with the wry biological truism saying "Animal Cell Inside". No need to be a biologist or cell biologist to promote animal cell humor today! myTees
Inventors, scientists, and engineers will enjoy this words of wisdom quote by Renaissance artist, scientist, and inventor Leonardo da Vinci. Gift tee features the self-portrait of da Vinci along with the quote: "The book of the science of mechanics must precede the book of useful inventions." Inspirational and practical t-shirt gift for those who like to invent with science and mechanics! myTees
You have numerous veins in your body. Showcase this fact with any of these anatomical, medical humor gifts featuring the major veins in the human body, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "Just Call Me Venous". Memorable gifts for all those with a circulatory system! myTees
Software developers / software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an ice cream on Android's bug droid along with the saying "Ice Cream Thoughts Inside". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you think about when you work on Android with a dose of sweet geek humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myTees
Do you have multipotency? Showcase your wry medical and anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring an illustration from Gray's Anatomy on blood cell formation along with the saying "Multipotent Inside". Great geek humor gift for any polymath or Renaissance person! No need to be working in the healthcare fields to enjoy. myTees
If you have a love-hate relationship with the game of bridge, you'll enjoy this wry bridge / duplicate bridge saying tee featuring the four card suits. Comes with the truism saying that will make others do a double-take at the bridge table: "Warning! I Have A Love-Hate Relationship With The Game Of Bridge". Memorable t-shirt for anyone who has had winning and losing streaks when playing duplicate bridge! myTees
Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key labels, along with the caption "Complex Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take at how complex you truly are with a dose of educational, scientific fun! Memorable and appropriate gifts for anyone who has complex parents! myTees
Economics humor comes alive on this tee featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following query caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?" No matter what your psychological (mental) state or economic state is, showcase your wry econ sense of humor with this geek query humor t-shirt today! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy! myTees
Do you think that this picture is a duck or a rabbit? Make others do a double-take with any of these optical illusion gifts that asks "Is It A Duck Or A Rabbit?" Featuring infamous gestalt phenomenon picture of an entity that is both duck and rabbit. Optical illusion visual fun for all who imagine! myTees
No need to be a geneticist or molecular biologist to find wry scientific humor with this DNA replication t-shirt featuring the saying "Gene Therapy, Anyone?" Make others do a double-take at exactly what your abilities are and exactly what you mean with this scientific attitude tee today! myTees
Wry paleontology humor comes alive on this gift tee featuring a coelacanth, the oldest living lineage of an gnathostomata. You'll enjoy this Latimeria chalumnae with the saying "Living Fossil - Remember: It Takes One To Know One". Showcase a timeless age scientific humor when you wear this living fossil t-shirt -- no matter how old you are or what you do! myTees
There are eight different forms of Vitamin E -- got that? Showcase your knowledge of chemistry with this chemical molecule of Vitamin E gift tee that describes the eight different forms of Vitamin E. Scientific gift for Vitamin E fans! myTees
Wireless genius and AC dynamo advocate Nikola Tesla created the "dynamic electric machine" and received a patent for it by the U.S. Patent Office. Here, from the archives of history, is a gift tee that is perfect for any electrical engineer, radio fan, or wireless advocate. Showcase Nikola Tesla's genius today! myTees
Do you have guts? Of course you do. Anyone with guts will enjoy wry digestive system humor with this educational, anatomical attitude tee featuring all key parts of the digestive system along with the following rhetorical question: "Who Said I Didn't Have Any Guts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of gutsy style today with this tee! myTees
If you think about biological organisms in terms of inputs and outputs, you'll enjoy showcasing your systems biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "On The Cusp Of A Revolution In Systems Biology". Biotechnologists will enjoy these educational, scientific attitude gifts where a biological revolution awaits! myTees
Showcase wry microbial humor with this colorful prokaryote, complete with all important parts labeled on this tee. Those who work in the health and medical fields will enjoy the label "Staph Only" (Staff Only). Make others do a double-take about prokaryotes with this biology attitude tee today! No need to be a microbiologist or pathologist to enjoy! myTees
Educational drawing containing sea squirts (ascidians) makes these sea creatures come alive on this tee featuring Ernst Haeckel's interpretation of several ascidians as found in "Arfforms Of Nature". Ascidiacea (commonly known as the ascidians or sea squirts) is a class in the Urochordata subphylum of sac-like marine invertebrate filter feeders. Not only are sea squirts used in the culinary world, but these creatures are also used in the studying the fundamental developmental processes of chordates, such as cell-fate specification. Make others do a double-take on the wonderful world of sea squirts with this colorful naturalist tee! myTees
Are you taking nitroglycerin for heart problems? Showcase your wry sense of chemical molecule humor with this tee featuring the nitroglycerin molecule. Comes with the scientific and medical truism saying "Nitroglycerin Makes My Heart Work Better". Dynamite molecule for all with a sense of humor! myTees
Do you believe that retirement is a state of mind? No need to work in the medical or psychological field to enjoy this tee featuring the human brain, complete with all key parts labeled, along with the saying "Retirement Is A State Of Mind". If you're thinking about retirement and just can't do so, you'll be happy to know that retirement truly is a state of mind with this geek humor t-shirt! myTees
Ear doctors and otolaryngologists will enjoy this wry medical anatomical tee featuring all key parts of the human ear, including tympanic membrane, along with the following truism saying: "Acoustic Drums Inside". Make others do a double-take at how they can hear with a dose of otolaryngological attitude today with this memorable human ear canal saying tee! myTees
Are you a totally solid person at the core level? Showcase your wry earth science attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different layers of the Earth, with Earth, of course, having a solid core. Comes with the double-entendre scientific saying "Totally Solid At My Core". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek educational humor today! myTees
Fans of Jules Verne's work Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea will enjoy this classic picture of the funeral. Retro vintage picture tee for any science fiction fan! myTees
Congestion pricing in New York City is a hot topic nowadays when discussing quality of life. Let your wry health and wellness side shine with this tee featuring all key parts of the human respiratory system along with the following advice that will make others do a double-take the next time they breathe: "Congestion Pricing For Better Air Quality". myTees
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry bell curve attitude with this tee featuring the normal distribution curve along with the following sound statistical advice: "Embrace Statistics Be Normal". No need to be a statistician to enjoy tongue-in-cheek stats geek humor with this memorable and informative statistical saying tee! myTees
Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science! myTees
Showcase your anatomical attitude with this tee featuring the Achilles' heel as found on the human body along with the query "What Is Your Achilles' Heel"? Make others do a double-take on their weaknesses with a dose of wry educational, scientific, anatomical humor today! myTees
The Leidenfrost effect is a phenomenon in which a liquid, in near contact with a mass significantly hotter than the liquid's boiling point, produces an insulating vapor layer which keeps that liquid from boiling rapidly. Specifically, the Leidenfrost point signifies the onset of stable film boiling, representing the point on the boiling curve where the heat flux is at the minimum and the surface is completely covered by a vapor blanket. Heat transfer from the surface to the liquid occurs by conduction and radiation through the vapor. In 1756, Johann Gottlob Leidenfrost observed that water droplets supported by the vapor film slowly evaporate as they move about on the hot surface. As the surface temperature is increased, radiation through the vapor film becomes more significant and the heat flux increases with increasing excess temperature. Educational, scientific attitude about the chemistry of water that you probably didn't know about are found on this tee! myTees
Showcase your wry medical genetics attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genetic Counselor Inside". Memorable molecular biology gifts for anyone into medical genetics or genetic counseling! myTees
Showcase your wry ribonucleic acid attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of RNA along with the following saying: "RNA The Other Nucleic Acid". Make others do a double-take at the biochemical world of RNA today! myTees
Featuring classic optical illusion design of either a young woman or an old lady. Gifts for anyone who desire to do a double-take on the two women that are embedded in the picture. Psychology humor gifts featuring differences in visual perception and the gestalt phenomenon. myTees
Chess players understand that the game isn't over until it is over and that, when making decisions on the chess board, one should "Never Underestimate The Power Of A Pawn". Even your weakest chip may win the game! Comes with reflective chess set and memorable advice at the table. Perfect chess saying tee for any avid chess player or chess teacher! myTees
P53 is a tumor suppressor protein, as encoded by the TP53 gene, and plays a key role in preventing genome mutation, and thus, by extension, plays a key role in preventing cancer. Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring "P53 Pathways Inside". No need to be an oncologists, cell biologist, or molecular biologist to enjoy! myTees
Showcase your biochemical side with any of these cellular respiration humor gifts featuring the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take when you let them know exactly where you get your energy from with any of these ATP energy gifts! myTees
If you love the game of bridge, you'll enjoy this tee featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Lover Inside" in Love Letters font. Make others do a double-take regarding what you truly represent with a dose of bridge attitude at your next bridge game when you wear this t-shirt! myTees
Biology humor comes alive on this gift tee featuring protein synthesis within the cell. True-to-life scientific attitude saying says "Having A Coherent Life Depends Upon Protein Synthesis". Let others know that coherence in the biological world is dependent upon protein synthesis with this colorful, educational cell biology gift! myTees
Those who have carpal tunnel syndrome will enjoy this anatomical humor tee featuring hand anatomy from the medical textbook Gray's Anatomy along with the saying "Warning! Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Inside". Medical geek humor tee for anyone with carpal tunnel syndrome! myTees
Earth scientists and seismologists will enjoy this gift tee that features the various waves from the focus of the earthquake. Says: "Earthquakes Do Not Affect Earth's Inner Core". Perfect gift for Earth lovers, geologists, and those with a strong sense of seismology attitude! myTees
Economists will enjoy this social science humor gift tee featuring the feasibility region. Ask yourself and others, when trying to understand the feasible choices, "In An Optimal World Is Your Solution In The Feasible Region?" Perfect t-shirt gift for those who work with graphs and feasible solutions! myTees
Biologists who know their alleles will enjoy this wry scientific humor gift tee featuring 2 generations, along with the F2 punnett square. Educational biology design featuring the mating of 2 cats and the consequent offspring. Let others know that "Phenotypes Have A Way Of Appearing In Other Generations" with this cat genetics design gift tee! myTees
Wireless genius and inventor of the radio Nikola Tesla once wrote the following: "Throughout space there is energy. Is this energy static or kinetic! If static our hopes are in vain; if kinetic - and this we know it is, for certain - then it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the wheelwork of nature." Perfect gift tee for engineers, futurists, inventors, scientists, and those who understand the power that comes from attaching machinery to the wheelwork of nature! myTees
Showcase your wry earth scientific attitude with this educational soil science gifts featuring a map of the world's soil regions, complete with color-coding, along with the saying "Soil Scientists Know About Global Soil Regions". No need to be a soil scientist, earth scientist, or geologist to enjoy! myTees
No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy any of the educational gifts that feature the outer part of our solar system, with a reference to Pluto! Featuring "Kuiper Belt and The Oort Cloud" diagram. Make others do a double-take on the vast reaches of our neighborhood with any of these astronomy diagram attitude gifts! myTees
Showcase your wry earth science / rock hound side the next time you go rock hunting with any of these wry scientific saying gifts featuring a basic classification scheme for igneous rocks according to their mineralogy (primarily on silica content) along with the saying "I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite". myTees
If you are familiar with the programming language COBOL, you'll enjoy any of these retro 1970s computer geek gifts featuring an infamous acronym for COBOL: "Completely Outdated Badly Organized Language". No need to be a computer scientist or programmer to enjoy any of these ancient programming language truism saying gifts today! myTees
Showcase your wry and inspirational chemical side with this tee featuring the ball-and-stick model of the serotonin chemical molecule along with the saying "Happiness Molecule Inside". Serotonin is often called the "happiness molecule" because it influences one's mood. myTees
Showcase your wry attitude toward the subject matter of matter from a physics geek quantum perspective with this tee featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following rhetorical query: "What Is The Matter With My View Of The World?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of particle physics attitude today! myTees
If you have ever made a stupid mistake -- whether in defense or playing as declarer -- when playing the game of the bridge, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following humorous bridge saying: "Bridge Is A Game That Reveals Depths Of Human Stupidity". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude at the bridge table with any of these timeless bridge saying gifts! myTees
