Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Do you wear jeans to work? Are you working in a field related to biotechnology and/or the medial sector? Do you wish that everyday was called genes (jeans) day? Regardless of what you do, showcase your DNA replication attitude with any of these molecular biology gifts with the saying "Make Everyday Genes Day (Jeans Day)". Showcase your casual biological attitude with any of these memorable truism humor gifts! myTees
No need to be a physics major to be thoughtful of the dimensions of time and space. Showcase your wry geek side with this "Light Cone, Anyone?" gift tee, complete with time and space axis. Educational, tongue-in-cheek scientific fun for anyone who thinks about the various dimensions of light throughout the universe! myTees
If you have ever had a bridge partner who bid wildly at the bridge table, you will enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts. Featuring all four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade), along with the query that a declarer often says to dummy, "Where's The Hand You Held In Bidding?" Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude today! myTees
Fans of Jules Verne's work Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea will enjoy this classic picture of the funeral. Retro vintage picture tee for any science fiction fan! myTees
No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy this DNA replication humor gift tee. Says: "Environmental Genetics Motto - DNA Loads The Gun, Environment Pulls The Trigger". Let everyone know, with wry scientific humor, about the mantra of environmental genetics! myTees
Do you think about statistics all the time, so much so that it becomes your own personality? Enjoy this "Statistical Personality" normal distribution bell curve gift tee. Showcase your intelligent statistical side today! myTees
If you love to exercise, you'll enjoy wry biological attitude on this tee featuring a mitochondrion along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what goes on inside this cellular organelle the next time they exert themselves: "Exert Yourself Build Your Mitochondria". Classic educational bio geek humor tee for anyone who exerts oneself! myTees
Do you breathe statistics everyday? Statisticians of all ages will enjoy this angled normal distribution curve "Statistical Spirit" stats humor gift tee. Showcase your team spirit for the world of statistics today! myTees
Tongue-in-cheek soil attitude comes alive on this tee featuring the soil science saying "Articulate A Vision Before You Dig ... Know Your Horizons". Featuring the various horizons of the soil. Memorable soil scientific t-shirt for soil scientists, farmers, agricultural engineers, and anyone who understands that a vision needs to be articulated before one digs a hole in the ground! Double-entendre fun on the word "horizon" for all! myTees
The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy this Thomas Edison quote tee that contains one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" T-shirt for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy! myTees
No matter what age you are, you exist in the present. Stand out from the crowd when you wear this wry, scientific geological age humor gift tee that says "Ageism Should Never Affect A Person In The Present". Let others know that you know all about age over the course of Earth's history! myTees
No need to be a medical researcher or geneticist to enjoy wry molecular biology / biochemistry humor with this design featuring the chemical structure of messenger RNA - i.e., mRNA or messenger ribonucleic acid. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with this tee featuring the saying "All The Way With mRNA". Biotechnology attitude design for everyone who knows about the importance of messenger RNA as a biochemical component for vaccine development. myTees
Statisticians, psychologists, social scientists, and economists will enjoy this tee featuring a dose of bell curve humor. Comes with the normal distribution curve along with the saying that will make others do a double-take at how you think about the world: "Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics". myTees
No need to be a geologist to appreciate the passage of time in Earth's history. You'll enjoy wearing this "Geological Time Scale" gift tee featuring the various epochs and periods in geological time. Educational scientific gift for anyone concerned about Earth's age and where the present fits in! myTees
Molecular biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key labels of leading and lagging strands, along with the truism caption "Team Molecular Biology". Anyone working in the biotechnology field will enjoy these educational, scientific molecular biology saying gifts! myTees
Ever wondered how proteins are made? Wonder no longer when you wear this "Protein Synthesis Inside" design featuring RNA and the ribosome. Let others know that protein synthesis is done inside of our cells all the time! No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy! myTees
Showcase educational, scientific attitude with any of these life science gifts featuring the electron transport chain as found in the mitochondrion. Comes with the definitional truism saying "ATP Generation Inside". As life scientists know, during oxidative phosphorylation, electrons are transferred from electron donors to electron acceptors such as oxygen, in redox reactions. These redox reactions release energy, which is used to form ATP. Make others do a double-take today with any of these energy attitude gifts! myTees
Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on any of these econ gifts featuring the supply and demand curve, along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy these double entendre economics attitude gifts that's just perfect for anyone who a model in their head! myTees
Classic gestalt phenomenon on any of these gifts featuring the infamous duck / rabbit optical illusion along with the saying that will make others do a double-take the next time it comes to interpreting data: "Same Data Different Interpretation". myTees
No need to be a biologist or virologist to know that not all viruses look alike. Showcase wry educational biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring three different forms of viruses: bacteriophage, animal virus, and retrovirus. Includes label of where DNA is located in each viral type. Make others do a double-take during any flu season or epidemic with any of these science humor gifts! myTees
Do you love statistics? Are you in love with statistics as a discipline? Showcase your wry geek sense of statistical humor with this t-shirt featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian distribution) along with the saying "Statistical Lover Inside" in Love Letters font. Make others do a double-take at what you truly mean with a dose of tongue-in-cheek statistics humor today! myTees
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with this bridge advice tee featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Tempo Should Be Kept On An Even Keel". Make others do a double-take with a dose of sound bridge advice the next time you're at the bridge table! No need to be an avid bridge player or bridge teacher to enjoy! myTees
Did you live off Ramen in graduate school or are you going to graduate school and whittling yourself to the bones, so to speak? You'll enjoy this vintage medical and anatomical humor gift tee featuring the human skeleton with the caption "Graduate Student". Let others know what has become of you with this wry intelligent humor t-shirt! myTees
No need to be a geologist to enjoy this wry tongue-in-cheek seductive geology truism "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Orogeny, of course, means mountain building. Educational design shows the three different types of plate boundaries. Make others wonder what you mean when you wear this geology attitude gift tee! myTees
Cell biologists and biochemists will enjoy this colorful biological design featuring the 4 structures of protein (primary, secondary, tertiary, quaternary), from amino acid to protein complex. Educational biology gift for those who know about "The Multiple Structures Of Protein"! myTees
Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with any of these geek attitude gifts featuring the infamous equation "E=mc^2" along with the equivalent saying "Energy Always Exhibits Relativistic Mass". No need to be a physicist or physics teacher to enjoy! myTees
Do you view life as nothing but a series of twists and turns? Showcase your wry molecular biology side with a dose of scientific, educational fun with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Twists And Turns". Make others do a double-take on what life is all about with these biology truism saying gifts today! Featuring double-entendre on the code of life! myTees
Subtle suggestive scientific attitude is alive and well on this tee featuring Lineweaver–Burk or double-reciprocal plots of kinetic data, showing the significance of the axis intercepts and gradient -- i.e., a linear form of the Michaelis–Menten equation. No need to be a student of enzyme kinetics to ask others this key question: "How Inhibited Are You?" Make others do a double-take today and wonder what you mean and what you are referring to with this ubiquitous suggestive query on this scientific humor t-shirt today! myTees
Ever wanted to have a mad tea party? Showcase your Alice In Wonderland spirit with this John Tenniel mad tea party design, complete with Alice, the Rabbit, and the Mad Hatter! Tee for anyone who enjoys Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" and who understands mad tea parties! myTees
Showcase your biochemical side with any of these cellular respiration humor gifts featuring the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take when you let them know exactly where you get your energy from with any of these ATP energy gifts! myTees
Logician, philosopher, and author, Lewis Carroll authored Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There as a sequel to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Classic made-up portmanteau poem, Jabberwocky, is included here, titled in Black Adder font, on all of these gifts, along with John Tenniel's illustration. Make others do a double-take with all of the made-up words from Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky! Inspirational timeless poem for all ages! No need to read only by holding it up to a mirror? myTees
Whether you are student or teacher, you'll enjoy any of these scientific truism gifts featuring osmosis over the cell membrane with the saying "Learning By Osmosis Occurs Over Time". Comes with detailed labels of all key parts. Memorable educational biological and psychological attitude gifts for learners of all ages! myTees
No need to be a doctor or nurse or lab technician to enjoy cardiac physiology fun with this medical humor gift tee that says "See Anything Wrong With My Wiggers Diagram?" Educational, scientific attitude for those who know about aortic pressure, left ventricular pressure, and left atrial pressure. A must have gift for anyone who knows about interpreting the electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG)! myTees
Are you familiar with competition inhibition? Sounds like an oxymoron, but it is a form of enzyme inhibition whereby the binding of the inhibitor to the active site on the enzyme prevents binding of the substrate and vice versa. Showcase your enzyme kinetics attitude with any of these science humor gifts featuring "Competitive Inhibition Inside"! Educational, scientific fun for all! myTees
Showcase your knowledge of the doppler effect with a dose of wry physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the Doppler effect along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you truly mean: "Do Not Let Life Pass By You Study Physics". Memorable geek humor gift for any physicist or physics major! myTees
Do you consider yourself statistically significant? Wry stats humor comes alive on this gift tee that features the bell curve (normal distribution curve or Gaussian distribution) and says "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Perfect gift for anyone who believes that, in the world of statistics and numbers, they are statistically significant! myTees
If you work with the Periodic Table of Elements, you'll enjoy wry scientific chemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table, along with the saying "112th Element Product Of Nuclear Fusion - Ununbium, Soon To Be Copernicum". Soon, if not already, Copernicium will be the new name for Element 112. Make others do a double-take at the newest element in the chart with a dose of educational, scientific attitude! Perfect gifts for anyone into volatile metals! myTees
If you love to invent, you'll enjoy any of these quotable quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side today with any of these invention humor quotation gifts today! Perfect gifts for budding inventors! myTees
Showcase your statistical humor with this stats attitude tee that features linear regression with wry saying "Unfortunately Institutional Behavior Does Not Look Like This". Memorable tee for any social scientist or observer of institutional behavior! myTees
Introduced first in 1927, by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg, the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. In other words, two variables that do not commute cannot be measured simultaneously—the more precisely one is known, the less precisely the other can be known. Let your wry quantum mechanics side shine with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle along with the following ponderous, existential geek humor caption: "How Certain Are You Of Anything In This Uncertain World?" myTees
Showcase your wry anatomical side with this tee featuring the various parts of the brain along with the saying that one often says to another person who is flippant in nature. Saying says it all: "Do Me A Favor Think". No need to be a neuroscientist or work in the medical profession to enjoy this scientific, educational geek advice humor tee! myTees
Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively! myTees
Anatomical brain humor is alive and well on this tee featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Sometimes I Wonder Where My Mind Is". Memorable geek humor t-shirt for anyone who is absent-minded or temporarily misplaces his or her mind from time to time! myTees
Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm! myTees
No need to work in the field of biotechnology to enjoy scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key parts labeled, and the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take with this biological truism today! myTees
No need to be studying physics to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the electromagnetic spectrum, along with the caption "Electromagnetic University" in Varsity lettering. Make others do a double-take about the visible and invisible portions of light with a dose of educational, scientific attitude today! myTees
Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with any of these gifts featuring a karyotype of human chromosomes under fluorescence along with the caption "Cytogeneticist Inside". Memorable gifts for anyone interested in what their chromosomes look like! myTees
Showcase your wry geological time side with this tee featuring the spiral through Earth's timeline along with the geological truism saying "Life Is An Epoch Adventure". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific double-entendre fun. Memorable tee for anyone who views life as an epoch adventure! myTees
If you enjoy exploring the South Pole or the frozen continent, you'll enjoy any of these geography gifts featuring "Map Of Antarctica". Comes with labels of all key points of interest on the only continent that could melt away. Make others do a double-take with a dose of geographic style with any of these Antarctica map gifts! myTees
Showcase your wry duplicate bridge side with this duplicate bridge saying tee featuring the four card suits along with the saying "70% Game Is Equivalent To Perfection". Make others do a double-take with a dose of duplicate bridge game attitude today! myTees
