Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, July 04, 2022

Wired For Statistics (Bell Curve Stats Attitude) Long Apron

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Statisticians psychologists mathematicians economists and anyone who works with statistics on a daily basis will enjoy this memorable stats humor saying apron featuring the bell curve along with the caption "Wired For Statistics". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent educational style with this statistical attitude apron! Featuring percentages under the curve along with the normal distribution curve (Gaussian distribution). myStatistician

Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food 4 Card Suits Lemonade Drink Mix

Ad: Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food 4 Card Suits Lemonade Drink Mix

No need to be an avid duplicate bridge player to enjoy this drink mix featuring the four card suits along with the saying that will make other bridge players do a double-take at what you're willing to do: "Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food". myBridgePlayer

Just Showing You My Heart Anatomical Heart Planner

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No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek anatomical heart humor with this planner featuring a diagram of a human heart from the medical textbook Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Just Showing You My Heart". Make everyone do a double-take at what you mean with this heart anatomy planner! myAnatomical

I Never Get Tired Of The Great Game Of Bridge Coffee Drink Mix

Ad: I Never Get Tired Of The Great Game Of Bridge Coffee Drink Mix

Bridge attitude is alive and well on this drink mix featuring the four card suits along with the saying "I Never Get Tired Of The Great Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of indefatigable attitude toward the great game of bridge with this memorable bridge saying drink mix! myBridgePlayer

You Are Here Phylogenetic Tree Of Life (Biology) Jigsaw Puzzle #phylogenetic #tree #of #life #you #JigsawPuzzle

Ad: You Are Here Phylogenetic Tree Of Life (Biology) Jigsaw Puzzle #phylogenetic #tree #of #life #you #JigsawPuzzle

You Are Here Phylogenetic Tree Of Life (Biology) Jigsaw Puzzle

Intelligent Matter Inside Anatomical Brain Humor Scarf

Ad: Intelligent Matter Inside Anatomical Brain Humor Scarf

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this scarf featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Intelligent Matter Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with a dose of intelligent attitude with this geek humor scarf! myAnatomical

Think Hexadecimal (Clock Template Geek Humor) Round Clock

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If you think in base 16 you'll enjoy this clock featuring a clock template in hexadecimal form along with the saying "Think Hexadecimal". myMathematician

#clock #template #hexadecimal #math #think #RoundClock

Photosynthetic Spirit Light Dependent Reactions Shot Glass

Ad: Photosynthetic Spirit Light Dependent Reactions Shot Glass

Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with this shot glass featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis of course is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with this shot glass featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis! myBiochemistry

Stay Focused Keep Coding (Top Bottom Sign) Travel Mug

Ad: Stay Focused Keep Coding (Top Bottom Sign) Travel Mug

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these wry geek signage gifts featuring Android's Bug Droid along with the saying that is often heard at work and during hackathons: "Stay Focused Keep Coding". Make others do a double-take with a dose of warning sign humor for the rest of the world today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myWarning

#stay #focusedkeep #droidyellow #diamond #TravelMug

Warning! Dynamite Inside Nitroglycerin Molecule Matchboxes

Ad: Warning! Dynamite Inside Nitroglycerin Molecule Matchboxes

Warn others of your dynamite personality with this wry chemistry humor matchbox featuring the chemical structure of nitroglycerin molecule along with the saying "Warning! Dynamite Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies inside of you with a dose of tongue-in-cheek scientific attitude today with this matchbox! myBiochemistry

Life Is A Matter Of Convection (Earth Science) T-Shirt

Ad: Life Is A Matter Of Convection (Earth Science) T-Shirt

No need to be an earth scientist to enjoy wry geological humor with this educational scientific tee featuring the proposed convection system under the Earth's crust. Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek science humor with this tee with the word-play saying "Life Is A Matter Of Convection". Plate tectonics attitude tee for anyone with conviction on how the Earth works underneath its surface! myEarthScience

#earth #science #scientist #geology #TShirt

Wine Grape Berry Anatomy Scientific Diagram Hip Flask

Ad: Wine Grape Berry Anatomy Scientific Diagram Hip Flask

If you ever wanted to know about the anatomy of a grape you'll enjoy this educational scientific diagram flask of all key anatomical parts of a wine grape berry. Make others pause and think about grape anatomy the next time you sip from this flask. No need to be a wine lover to enjoy! myAnatomical

Triathlete Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Keychain

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Do you participate in triathlons? Showcase your wry genetics sense of humor with any of these DNA replication humor gifts featuring the saying "Triathlete Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take at your next triathlon with any of these educational science humor gifts! myMolecularBiology

#triathlete #genes #inside #saying #Keychain

Mature RNA Inside Biology Humor Wrapping Paper

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Face it -- you are naturally a genetic engineer. Showcase educational scientific attitude with this wrapping paper featuring RNA splicing along with the saying "Mature RNA Inside". Science humor truism wrapping paper for anyone who understands exons introns and gene splicing in general! No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy! myMolecularBiology

#junk #mature #inside #WrappingPaper

Coded For Amino Acids Genetic Code DNA Planner

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Twenty-two amino acids are naturally incorporated into polypeptides and are called proteinogenic or natural amino acids. Of these 20 are encoded by the universal genetic code. Showcase your knowledge of the genetic code for amino acids with this "Coded For Amino Acids" planner. Educational scientific planner featuring the amino acid code wheel including the stop codons. myMolecularBiology

#amino #acids #code #coded #Planner

Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do Scarf

Ad: Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do Scarf

Anatomical brain humor is alive and well on this scarf featuring the different parts of the brain. Comes with the quirky tongue-in-cheek advice for anyone who thinks: "Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do". Timeless geek humor scarf for philosophers teachers and anyone who knows how to occupy one's mind! myAnatomical

Anatomy Of Nature's Finest Engineer Entomology Planner

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No need to be an entomologist or biologist to enjoy this ant anatomy geek humor planner with the saying "Anatomy Of Nature's Finest Engineer". Includes all key labels of the various parts of a worker ant. Make others do a double-take with a dose of biological scientific humor with this entomological saying planner! myAnatomical

Chess A Purely Deterministic Game Reflective Set Planner #chess #a #purely #deterministic #game #Planner

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Chess A Purely Deterministic Game Reflective Set Planner

Remember: There Are Only 4 Suits To Keep Track Of Mouse Pad

Ad: Remember: There Are Only 4 Suits To Keep Track Of Mouse Pad

If you enjoy playing or teaching the game of bridge you'll love this timeless bridge saying mousepad which comes with all four card suits along with the truism bridge saying: "Remember: There Are Only 4 Suits To Keep Track Of". Showcase your bridge attitude the next time you play with a forgetful partner at the bridge table with this memorable bridge advice mousepad! myBridgePlayer

Winning At Bridge Is A Matter Of Attention Span Face Mask

Ad: Winning At Bridge Is A Matter Of Attention Span Face Mask

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Winning At Bridge Is A Matter Of Attention Span". Make others do a double-take at what it takes to win at the game of bridge / duplicate bridge today with this cotton/polyester face mask. myBridgePlayer

Defense Is Key To Winning In Bridge (Card Suits) Mouse Pad

Ad: Defense Is Key To Winning In Bridge (Card Suits) Mouse Pad

Are you and your bridge partner good in playing defense? If you love to defend you'll enjoy this bridge attitude mousepad featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism saying "Defense Is Key To Winning In Bridge". Do a double-take at the bridge table with this bridge/duplicate bridge saying mousepad! myBridgePlayer

Decoying And Sacrifice Make Chess An Interesting Face Mask #chess #advice #chess #moves #make #FaceMask

Ad: Decoying And Sacrifice Make Chess An Interesting Face Mask #chess #advice #chess #moves #make #FaceMask

Decoying And Sacrifice Make Chess An Interesting Face Mask

Bridge Is A Game Where Repetition Is Key Mouse Pad

Ad: Bridge Is A Game Where Repetition Is Key Mouse Pad

If you are a bridge player you'll enjoy this mousepad featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism saying: "Bridge Is A Game Where Repetition Is Key". No matter whether you are a beginner or a very experienced bridge player if you understand how repetitive the game of bridge / duplicate bridge can be you'll enjoy this bridge saying mousepad! myBridgePlayer

#physics #words #unwords #higgs #RoundClock

Develop Your Intellectual Prowess Play Chess Jigsaw Puzzle #play #chess #advice #reflective #JigsawPuzzle

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Develop Your Intellectual Prowess Play Chess Jigsaw Puzzle