Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Wry molecular biology is found on any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what DNA and genetics are all about: "Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective". Scientific pun gifts for all know about the double-helix strand known as DNA! myMolecularBiology
#geneticists #view #life #from #TwoToneCoffeeMug
If you ever wanted to know about grapes and/or wine you'll enjoy any of these educational scientific diagram gifts of all key anatomical parts of a wine grape berry. Make others do a double-take the next time they eat a grape or have a sip of wine with any of these botanical and biological gifts! No need to be a wine lover to enjoy! myAnatomical
Make sure others understand that you do not want to be poked in the eye with any of these wry eyeball anatomy gifts featuring the saying: "Don't Poke Me In The (Eye)". Featuring all key parts of the human eye complete with medical labels. Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational scientific attitude. No need to be an optometrist or ophthalmologist to enjoy any of these eyeball anatomical humor gifts! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry probabilistic bridge player side with this all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Weigh Your Probabilities Play Bridge". Do a double-take with a dose of sound bridge advice with this apron! No need to be a bridge teacher to enjoy. myBridgePlayer
Are you a sleep deprived bridge player? Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with this all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Sleep Deprived Bridge Player Inside". Memorable bridge saying for anyone who plays in bridge tournaments and is sleep deprived because of it! myBridgePlayer
Do you know how to define jerk? Do you know about the definition of jerk in physics? In physics jerk also known as jolt surge and lurch is the rate of change of acceleration -- meaning the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Make others do a double-take with wry physics and engineering humor with this polyester face mask that features "A Definition Of Jerk" -- or rather the physics definition of jerk and its three variants! myPhysics
#physics #jerk #second #derivative #FaceMask
Introduced first in 1927 by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. In other words two variables that do not commute cannot be measured simultaneously—the more precisely one is known the less precisely the other can be known. Let your wry quantum mechanics side shine with this bath mat featuring an illustration of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle along with the following ponderous existential geek humor caption: "How Certain Are You Of Anything In This Uncertain World?" myPhysics
#heisenbergs #uncertainty #principle #quantum #mechanics #BathMat
Introduced first in 1927 by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. In other words two variables that do not commute cannot be measured simultaneously—the more precisely one is known the less precisely the other can be known. Let your wry quantum mechanics side shine with this binder featuring an illustration of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle along with the following ponderous existential geek humor caption: "How Certain Are You Of Anything In This Uncertain World?" myPhysics
#heisenbergs #uncertainty #principle #quantum #mechanics #Binder
No need to be a physicist to understand atmospheric electromagnetic transmittance with a dose of wry geek humor on this planner which features the common rhetorical question: "What Wavelength Are You On?" Memorable planner for anyone who engages in conversations with others and who finds that one is frequently having a different conversation than one intended to have! myPsychology
Quantum physics / particle physics attitude is alive and well on this xMas stocking featuring the Standard Model of particle physics -- i.e. the Higgs field. Includes such particles as quarks leptons photons and Higgs boson. Make others do a double-take on the subject of life and matter with a dose of educational scientific fun with this physics truism saying xMas stocking featuring the statement "Life Is Nothing But A Molasses Of Matter". myPhysics
#life #nothing #LargeChristmasStocking
In the field during Stage 2 of sleep no eye movement occurs and dreaming is very rare. EEG recordings tend to show characteristic "sleep spindles" and "K-complexes" during this stag. Showcase your wry health and sense of humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring Stage 2 of sleep along with the ubiquitous query: "What Stage Of Sleep Are You In?" Perfect face mask for anyone who pulls too many late-nighters! myPsychology
Make others do a double-take on the world of particle physics with this pair of socks featuring the Standard Model of Elementary Particles along with the following geek humor saying: "Particle Physics Is An Elementary Matter." Memorable pair of socks for any physicist or physics major who thinks in terms of leptons quarks electrons gluons neutrinos and bosons! myPhysics
#particle #physics #elementary #matter #standard #Socks
No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy wry stats humor with this mug featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the following saying: "Normal Is My State Of Mind". Great tongue-in-cheek statistical attitude mug for anyone who does hypothesis testing or has a normal state of mind! myPsychology
No need to be a chemist or biochemist to enjoy wry scientific humor with this pair of socks featuring the chemical structure of the mammalian hormone oxytocin along with the following truism saying: "Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon". Make others do a double-take at the chemistry behind the feeling of trust with this geek humor pair of socks today! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry and inspirational chemical side with this planner featuring the ball-and-stick model of the serotonin chemical molecule along with the saying "Happiness Molecule Inside". Serotonin is often called the "happiness molecule" because it influences one's mood. myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry biochemistry side with this clock featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the saying "Powered By Biochemistry". Educational scientific humor clock for anyone powered by biochemistry! myBiochemistry
Let your wry biochemical side shine with this scarf featuring the chemical structure of oxytocin the mammalian hormone responsible for social bonding and trust along with the following truism saying: "Just Trust Me". Classic biochemistry geek humor scarf for anyone who desires to be trusted! myBiochemistry
No need to be an earth scientist or seismologist or geographer to know about the deepest point in Earth's oceans the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans"! myEarthScience
#plate #tectonics #trench #mariana #Postcard
If you work then you should understand the meaning of rest and relaxation. Celebrate life with this inspirational Leonardo da Vinci quotation bandana featuring da Vinci's timeless words of wisdom on the relationship between relaxation work and judgment. Quotation says: "Every now and then go away even briefly have a little relaxation for when you come back to work your judgment will be surer; since to remain constantly at work will cause you to lose power." Memorable bandana for anyone who takes time away from work to rejuvenate! myWork
#leonardo #vinci #Bandana
No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these educational "Statistical Error Summarized" gifts featuring the various hypothesis testing outcomes. Make others do a double-take on statistical error with any of these stats attitude gifts today! Psychologists economists scientists and all who engage in hypothesis testing will enjoy! myStatistician
Are you a statistical outlier or anomaly? Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with this statistics cheat sheet on this tee. Educational stats fun with the saying "Nothing But A Statistical Anomaly". No need to be a statistic or a statistician to enjoy stats humor with this tee! myStatistician
Showcase your wry molecular biology side with this iPhone 13 case featuring DNA replication along with the following saying for all who strive to do it all: "Doing It All Is In My DNA". Memorable geek attitude iPhone 13 case for anyone who manages to do it all! myWork
#science #humor #words #unwords #iPhone13Case
Do you know about the pitfalls of doing correlation analysis? Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with this stats attitude tumbler glass featuring various correlations and their correlation coefficients. Comes with the statistical truism saying: "Correlation Analysis Can Lead To Statistically Confounding Relations". Make others do a double-take about correlation analysis today! myStatistician
If you know about the infamous "Monty Hall Problem" you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring three doors with a goat behind an opened door along with the truism caption "Life Is A Monty Hall Problem". Make others do a double-take with a dose of statistical probabilistic attitude toward life with these Monty Hall problem saying gifts! myStatistician
Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with any of these anatomical psychologists gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying -- especially apropos for anyone who lives an exceedingly busy life and can't think at times: "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational scientific anatomical gag gifts today! No need to be a neurosurgeon or psychologist to enjoy! myAnatomical
Blue Baby Syndrome is the result of a congenital heart defect which is classically understood to involve four anatomical abnormalities (although only three of them are always present). It is known in the medical literature as Tetralogy of Fallot and results in low oxygenation of blood due to the mixing of oxygenated and deoxygenated blood in the left ventricle and preferential flow of the mixed blood from both ventricles through the aorta because of the obstruction to flow through the pulmonary valve. No need to have any formal training in medicine to enjoy educational medical scientific gifts featuring "A Closer Look At Blue Baby Syndrome"! myAnatomical
Do you use the computer when you go? Geek potty and computer privacy humor is alive and well with any of these gifts featuring a figure looking at a computer while sitting on the toilet along with the saying "Warning! Download In Progress". Double-entendre signage attitude fun for all who type while at the john! myProgrammer
#warning #geek #computer #privacy #download #Postcard
Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with any of these anatomical psychologists gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying -- especially apropos for anyone who lives an exceedingly busy life and can't think at times: "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational scientific anatomical gag gifts today! No need to be a neurosurgeon or psychologist to enjoy! myAnatomical
No need to be a medical researcher or geneticist to enjoy wry molecular biology / biochemistry humor with this design featuring the chemical structure of messenger RNA - i.e. mRNA or messenger ribonucleic acid. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with this throw pillow featuring the saying "All The Way With mRNA". Biotechnology attitude throw pillow for everyone who knows about the importance of messenger RNA as a biochemical component for current vaccine development. myMolecularBiology
#biochemistry #biochemist #mrna #messenger #ThrowPillow
If your brain is constantly working you'll enjoy this apron featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take before communicating with you: "Do Not Disturb Brain At Work". Classic medical and anatomical geek humor apron for anyone with a brain and does not want to be disturbed! myAnatomical
Are you a supertaster a person who experiences the sense of taste with far greater intensity than average? Scientists believe that there is a genetic component to being a supertaster namely that is related to the presence of the TAS2R38 gene. Showcase your wry molecular biology side the next time you create and make items with this fabric featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Supertaster Genes Inside". myMolecularBiology
#supertaster #genes #inside #taste #Fabric
