Notice We Are Off CO2 Scale Holocene Epoch Scarf

Ad: Notice We Are Off CO2 Scale Holocene Epoch Scarf

Believe in global warming? No need to be an atmospheric scientist to enjoy this scarf featuring a chart of "Late Pleistocene Atmospheric CO2 and the Glacial cycles". Caption says it all: Notice That We Are Off The CO2 Scale In Today's Holocene Epoch". Make others do a double-take on Earth Day and every day with the current global warming crisis with this scarf. No need to be an earth scientist environmentalist or paleontologist to enjoy! myEarthScience

#atmospheric #carbon #dioxide #scientist #Scarf

Ideas Circulate Inside Circulatory System Apron

Ad: Ideas Circulate Inside Circulatory System Apron

Do ideas circulate inside of you? Showcase your circulatory system both arteries and veins with a dose of medical anatomical humor with this all-over print apron that says "Ideas Circulate Inside" complete with labels of all key arteries and veins. No need to work in the medical profession or be a philosopher to understand that ideas truly circulate within! myAnatomical

Mature RNA Inside Molecular Biology Humor Face Mask

Ad: Mature RNA Inside Molecular Biology Humor Face Mask

Face it -- you are naturally a genetic engineer. Showcase educational scientific attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring RNA splicing along with the saying "Mature RNA Inside". Molecular biology humor cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who understands exons introns and gene splicing in general! No need to be a molecular biologist or scientist to enjoy! myMolecularBiology

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Beauty May Be Skin Deep But Five Layers Of Skin Apron

Ad: Beauty May Be Skin Deep But Five Layers Of Skin Apron

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry anatomical and scientific humor with this all-over print apron featuring a diagram of the various epidermal layers. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you are saying about beauty: "Beauty May Only Be Skin Deep But There Are Five Layers Of Skin". Educational scientific all-over print apron for anyone with skin and a dose of epidermal attitude! myAnatomical

What Is Your Achilles' Heel? Heel Anatomy Psyche Apron

Ad: What Is Your Achilles' Heel? Heel Anatomy Psyche Apron

Showcase your wry anatomical side with this all-over print apron featuring the rhetorical question "What Is Your Achilles' Heel?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of Gray's Anatomy medical and psychological attitude with this educational scientific illustration Achilles' heel all-over print apron! myAnatomical

Anatomy Of Nature's Finest Engineer Entomology Apron

Ad: Anatomy Of Nature's Finest Engineer Entomology Apron

No need to be an entomologist or biologist to enjoy this ant anatomy geek humor all-over print apron with the saying "Anatomy Of Nature's Finest Engineer". Includes all key labels of the various parts of a worker ant. Make others do a double-take with a dose of biological scientific humor with this entomological saying all-over print apron! myAnatomical

Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge (Bridge Humor) Kitchen Towel

Ad: Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge (Bridge Humor) Kitchen Towel

No matter what your age or level of experience you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits and the saying "Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take at what the game of bridge does to a person with wry quirky bridge player humor today! myBridgePlayer

Indestructible Phineas Gage Cerebral Localization iPhone 13 Case

Ad: Indestructible Phineas Gage Cerebral Localization iPhone 13 Case

Are you indestructible? Showcase your wry cerebral localization attitude with this iPhone 13 case featuring Phineas Gage an American railroad construction foreman now remembered for his improbable survival of an accident in which a large iron rod was driven completely through his head destroying much of his brain's left frontal lobe. Gage is often discussed in neurology psychology and related disciplines with respect to understanding the mind-body connection. Includes the truism caption which says it all: "Indestructible". myPsychology

Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter Notebook

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Showcase your wry quantum mechanics attitude with this notebook featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following truism saying: "Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter". myPhysics

#physics #words #unwords #higgs #Notebook

How Many Miles Per Week Should I Run? Chart Square Sticker

Ad: How Many Miles Per Week Should I Run? Chart Square Sticker

Anyone who runs a distance between 5K and 26.2 miles will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a charts that is one answer to the ubiquitous question that runners often ask themselves: "How Many Miles Per Week Should I Run?" Featuring a chart with various distances and training miles per week for both Elites and Mortals. Have fun with any of these running psyche humor gifts today! myPsychology

Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously Apron

Ad: Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously Apron

Quantum physicists will enjoy this all-over print apron featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field which include items such as quarks leptons photons and the Higgs Boson. Make others do a double-take about what mass and matter are all about with this particle physics saying all-over print apron with the following truism saying: "Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously". myPhysics

#matter #quantum #physics #physicist #Apron

Happiness In Life Depends Upon Balanced Gradient Fabric

Ad: Happiness In Life Depends Upon Balanced Gradient Fabric

Showcase wry active transport humor when you create with this fabric featuring the sodium-potassium pump and the life saying "Happiness In Life Depends Upon Having A Balanced Gradient". Make others do a double-take on the concept of balanced gradient in life with this educational science humor fabric featuring active transport! myBiochemistry

Adenosine Triphosphate Energy For Life Chemistry Face Mask

Ad: Adenosine Triphosphate Energy For Life Chemistry Face Mask

No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a drawing of the adenosine triphosphate (ATP) molecule in 3-D. Comes with the scientific truism saying "Adenosine Triphosphate Energy For Life". Memorable biochemistry face mask for anyone with energy! myBiochemistry

Our Common History (Earth History Timeline Spiral) Cloth Placemat

Ad: Our Common History (Earth History Timeline Spiral) Cloth Placemat

Do you enjoy viewing Earth's history? Do you see Earth's history as our common history? Showcase wry educational sense of geological age humor with any of these Earth's history timeline spiral gifts with the caption "Our Common History". Let others know exactly when life began and all of the periods eons and epochs that have taken place. Geological timeline for all who know about our common history! myEarthScience

#humor #time #line #geological #ClothPlacemat

Always Test Your Hypothesis Bell Curve Humor Notebook

Ad: Always Test Your Hypothesis Bell Curve Humor Notebook

Statisticians and psychologists will enjoy this notebook featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that provides sound advice for those who work with stats: "Always Test Your Hypothesis". myStatistician

Who Said That I Was Normal? Bell Curve Geek Humor Trivet

Ad: Who Said That I Was Normal? Bell Curve Geek Humor Trivet

Make others do a double-take with this trivet that says it all: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Featuring bell curve (Gaussian curve normal distribution curve) complete with percentages. Educational humor trivet for anyone -- no need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! myStatistician

I Am 99.7% Confident Fall Within 3 Standard Dev Pocket Watch

Ad: I Am 99.7% Confident Fall Within 3 Standard Dev Pocket Watch

Showcase your knowledge of statistics and standard deviation with a dose of educational stats humor with this made-to-order pocket watch featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within Three Standard Deviations From The Mean". Memorable statistical attitude pocket watch for anyone who falls within three standard deviations from the mean and who needs to tell time! myStatistician

Do Not Disturb Brain At Work Anatomical Advice Slip-On Sneakers

Ad: Do Not Disturb Brain At Work Anatomical Advice Slip-On Sneakers

If your brain is constantly working you'll enjoy this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take before communicating with you: "Do Not Disturb Brain At Work". Classic anatomical geek humor slip-on sneakers for anyone with a brain and who does not want to be disturbed! myAnatomical

Night Is A More Quiet Time To Work It Aids Thought Fabric

Ad: Night Is A More Quiet Time To Work It Aids Thought Fabric

Make inspirational stuff with this fabric featuring a timeless quote for nightowls by scientist and nightowl inventor of the telephone Alexander Graham Bell. Quotation says: "I begin my work at about nine or ten o'clock in the evening and continue until four or five in the morning. Night is a more quiet time to work. It aids thought." Thoughtful inspirational quote fabric for all those who know that night time is a better time to work! myWork

#night #more #quiet #Fabric

Patience Genes Inside DNA Replication Humor Face Mask

Ad: Patience Genes Inside DNA Replication Humor Face Mask

Are you a calm and patient person? Do you enjoy waiting for life to happen? Is it easy for you to defer immediate gratification? Let your wry molecular biology side shine with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Patience Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take on how genetically wired you are to be patient with this geek humor cotton/polyester face mask! myMolecularBiology

#patience #genes #inside #patient #person #FaceMask

Open Mindset Inside Anatomical Brain Humor Planner

Ad: Open Mindset Inside Anatomical Brain Humor Planner

Do you have an open mindset or outlook on life? Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this planner featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Open Mindset Inside". Classic anatomical geek humor planner for anyone with an open mind! myAnatomical

Use It Or Lose It Anatomical Brain Advice Humor Doormat

Ad: Use It Or Lose It Anatomical Brain Advice Humor Doormat

If you've ever encountered anyone who does not use their brain you'll enjoy this apropos tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy humor door mat featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take about what they should do with their brain with a dose of medical anatomical sound advice attitude with this doormat! myAnatomical

Coded For Translation RNA Codon Wheel Geek Humor Face Mask

Ad: Coded For Translation RNA Codon Wheel Geek Humor Face Mask

No need to be a biologist to know the various amino acids according to RNA codon. Showcase your educational scientific side with this polyester face mask featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the saying "Coded For Translation". Make others do a double-take on what everyone is coded for today with this polyester face mask! myMolecularBiology

#coded #translation #codon #FaceMask

Exhausted Brain Inside Anatomical Brain Humor Planner

Ad: Exhausted Brain Inside Anatomical Brain Humor Planner

If you are exhausted -- either constantly or from time to time -- enjoy wry anatomical attitude with this planner featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Exhausted Brain Inside". Make others do a double-take on how you feel today! myAnatomical

Genetically Wired For Search DNA Replication Humor Face Mask

Ad: Genetically Wired For Search DNA Replication Humor Face Mask

Do you spend a lot of time searching? Showcase your wry search DNA side with a dose of molecular biology humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genetically Wired For Search". Make others do a double-take on why you behave the way that you do with this cotton/polyester face mask! myMolecularBiology

#genetically #wired #search #FaceMask

Open Mindset Inside Anatomical Brain Humor Large Christmas Stocking

Ad: Open Mindset Inside Anatomical Brain Humor Large Christmas Stocking

Do you have an open mindset or outlook on life? Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this xMas stocking featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Open Mindset Inside". Classic anatomical geek humor xMas stocking for anyone with an open mind! myAnatomical

Life Requires Lots Of Guts Gastroenterology Humor Fleece Blanket

Ad: Life Requires Lots Of Guts Gastroenterology Humor Fleece Blanket

Showcase wry anatomical humor with this fleece blanket featuring the digestive system complete with labels of all important parts including stomach and liver. Existential life saying says: "Life Requires Lots Of Guts". Tongue-in-cheek inspirational biology attitude fleece blanket for anyone who understands that life truly does require a lot of guts! myAnatomical

Genetic Counselor Inside DNA Replication Apron

Ad: Genetic Counselor Inside DNA Replication Apron

Showcase your wry medical genetics attitude with this all-over print apron featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genetic Counselor Inside". Memorable molecular biology apron for anyone into medical genetics or genetic counseling! myMolecularBiology

#biologist #genetic #counselor #inside #biology #Apron

Euclid's Proof Of The Pythagorean Theorem T-Shirt

Ad: Euclid's Proof Of The Pythagorean Theorem T-Shirt

If you have ever wondered about Euclid's proof of the Pythagorean theorem wonder no longer with this mathematical tee featuring "Euclid's Proof Of The Pythagorean Theorem". Educational mathematical attitude tee for any mathematician or Euclidean geometry fan! myMathematician

#pythagorean #theorem #logic #proof #math #TShirt

Notable Mutations (Genetics Amino Acids) Neck Tie

Ad: Notable Mutations (Genetics Amino Acids) Neck Tie

Biologists molecular biologists and geneticists will enjoy wearing this necktie featuring "Notable Mutations". Educational scientific attitude for all who know about genetic mutations! myMolecularBiology

#genes #words #unwords #geneticist #NeckTie

Bridge Players Know How To Finesse The Way To Top Face Mask

Ad: Bridge Players Know How To Finesse The Way To Top Face Mask

Duplicate bridge players who are very good at finessing their way to the top of the scoreboard during a bridge session will enjoy this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the following quirky bridge saying: "Bridge Players Know How To Finesse The Way To The Top". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a strong dose of bridge humor the next time you wear this bridge saying face mask! myBridgePlayer

Engage In Mental Gymnastics Play Bridge Card Suits

Ad: Engage In Mental Gymnastics Play Bridge Card Suits

No need to be a bridge teacher or avid bridge player to enjoy any of these customizable business cards featuring the four card suits along with the following saying and sound bridge advice: "Engage In Mental Gymnastics Play Bridge". myBridgePlayer

Repetition Makes Everything Come Easy Bridge Suits Face Mask

Ad: Repetition Makes Everything Come Easy Bridge Suits Face Mask

Showcase your sound bridge sense of style with this bridge / duplicate bridge attitude cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Repetition Makes Everything Come Easy & Natural". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table on how well you can remember and on how well you can play with this memorable bridge saying cotton/polyester face mask! myBridgePlayer

The Science Of Bridge Found In Play Of Hand Suits Fabric

Ad: The Science Of Bridge Found In Play Of Hand Suits Fabric

Avid bridge players / duplicate bridge players who believe that communication in bridge is a science will enjoy this fabric featuring the four card suits along with the saying "The Science Of Bridge Is Found In The Play Of The Hand". Do a double-take at what the game of bridge is all about the next time you create with this bridge saying fabric! myBridgePlayer