Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Showcase your bridge player side with a dose of sound bridge advice with this planner featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "Develop Your Resilience Play Bridge". Reminder yourself and others about facing the vicissitudes of the great game of bridge -- and of course the vicissitudes in life -- with this planner! myBridgePlayer
Let others know what the game of bridge / duplicate bridge is all about with this tee featuring the four card suits along with the sound bridge advice: "Practice Counting Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the skills learned when playing bridge with this memorable bridge saying tee! myBridgePlayer
Psyche humor is alive and well on this signage humor planner featuring the yellow diamond warning sign which says the following: "Warning! External Locus Of Identity Inside". If you are too affected by how others view you you'll enjoy this classic geek signage humor planner! No need to be a psychologist to enjoy! myWarning
#warning #external #locus #identity #Planner
Showcase your wry chess player side with this throw pillow featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Warning! Chess Player In The Zone". Memorable throw pillow for any chess player who likes to go into the zone when playing chess! myWarning
#chess #player #zone #ThrowPillow
Those who have carpal tunnel syndrome will enjoy this anatomical humor binder featuring hand anatomy from the medical textbook Gray's Anatomy along with the saying "Warning! Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Inside". Medical geek humor binder for anyone with carpal tunnel syndrome! myWarning
#warning #carpal #tunnel #syndrome #inside #3RingBinder
Showcase your DNA side with a dose of molecular biology style the next time you tell time with this watch featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Warning! No Lifeguards In The Gene Pool". Make others do a double-take with a dose of molecular biology geek humor with this watch! myWarning
#genes #sarcasm #lifeguards #Wristwatch
Showcase your tongue-in-cheek food for thought side with this fruit attitude pair of slip-on sneakers featuring peach anatomy. Comes with the truism saying that will make others do a double-take as to what you are referring to: "Just Feeling Peachy". Memorable peach humor pair of slip-on sneakers for anyone who has a fruity sense of humor! myPsychology
If you are an organized person you'll enjoy this anatomical brain attitude pair of socks featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Organized Mind Inside". Make others do a double-take at how organized you truly are with this biological attitude pair of socks today! myPsychology
Showcase your wry anatomical side with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the rhetorical question "What Is Your Achilles' Heel?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of Gray's Anatomy medical and psychological attitude with this educational scientific illustration Achilles' heel pair of slip-on sneakers! myPsychology
Statisticians psychologists economists scientists social scientists and anyone who works with statistics will enjoy this notebook featuring bell curve (normal distribution curve) attitude. Includes the bell curve complete with percentages under the curve along with the following saying that will make statisticians and non-statisticians alike do a double-take: "Showcase Your Statistical Significance Do Statistics". Memorable educational statistical significance humor notebook for anyone who knows about calculating probabilities! myStatistician
No need to work in the medical field to enjoy this customizable paper napkin featuring a diagram of a human heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Occupy Your Heart With Happiness". Sound advice conversation-starter paper napkin that's straight from the heart -- no pun intended -- for your next event or gathering! myAnatomical
Environmentalists and anyone who breathes will enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis the biochemical process which converts light into energy in chloroplasts along with the truism saying "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you support and how you do it with a dose of geek attitude fun! myBiochemistry
No need to work in the field to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this hand bone cotton/polyester face mask featuring the metacarpals along with the wry scientific truism saying "My Metacarpals Are Indeed Numbered". Factual educational cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who has studied hand anatomy! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with a dose of anatomical attitude with this bandana featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the saying "Love Your Brain It's The Only One You Have". Neurological and psychological geek attitude bandana for anyone with a brain! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with this binder featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor advice binder for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid! Double entendre saying for anyone who engages in rest and relaxation from a scientific perspective. myMolecularBiology
#unwind #with #molecular #biology #3RingBinder
If you have ever desired an object or a person you'll enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy gifts featuring the biological truism "The Origin Of Desire Begins In The Hypothalamus". Includes an outline scan of the head and brain along with a pointer to the hypothalamus the organ that controls desire. Showcase your realistic geek sense of humor about exactly where the origin of desire comes from with any of these timeless anatomical attitude gifts! Perfect gag gift for Valentine's Day and beyond! myPsychology
Showcase your wry attitude toward the subject of physics with a dose of Ohm's law humor with this tee featuring the parameters of Ohm's law including V (voltage) I (current) and R (resistance) along with the saying "I Am Current On Physics". No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy! myPhysics
#current #physics #TShirt
Say "Hello" with any of these gifts featuring Caesar Cipher a common substitution cipher rotated 13 steps! Memorable gifts for anyone into cryptography! myProgrammer
#cryptographer #cryptography #caesar #cipher #rotated #JigsawPuzzle
Do you know how to define jerk? Do you know about the definition of jerk in physics? In physics jerk also known as jolt surge and lurch is the rate of change of acceleration -- meaning the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Make others do a double-take with wry physics and engineering humor with any of these gifts that feature "A Definition Of Jerk" -- or rather the physics definition of jerk and its three variants! myPhysics
#physics #jerk #second #derivative #Tie
Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) gifts complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics! myPsychology
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry stats humor with this planner featuring linear regression on a graph along with the following stats truism saying: "We All Regress To The Mean Eventually". No need to be a statistician economist or psychologist to enjoy this statistical attitude planner! myStatistician
Are you powered by statistics? Statisticians mathematicians psychology and stats major will enjoy introduce themselves to others with a dose of wry geek humor with these business cards featuring the bell curve along with the saying "Powered By Statistics". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are powered by today! myPsychology
No need to be a physicist or electrical engineer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the electromagnetic spectrum. Educational scientific fun for all those who know about wavelengths! myPhysics
#spectrum #physics #TShirt
Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with this tee featuring the different components of the Higgs field including quarks leptons photons and the Higgs boson. Comes with the scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take when discuss the subject of sub-atomic matter: "Particle Physics Makes Matter A Fundamentally Complex Affair". myPhysics
#particle #physics #quantum #matter #TShirt
Do you lack common sense? If so you'll enjoy this bandana featuring the bell curve distribution (also known as the normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) and the wry statistical attitude saying "Of Course I Lack Common Sense I Fall Well Beyond 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take at your statistical side and guess exactly what you mean the next time you wear this bandana! myStatistician
If you've ever encountered anyone who does not use his or her brain you'll enjoy this apropos tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy humor pair of socks featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take about what one should do with one's brain with a dose of medical anatomical sound advice attitude with these socks! myAnatomical
Make others do a double-take about life and the meaning of life during the holiday season with this anatomical humor xMas stocking featuring the endocrine glands of the gut (part of the endocrine system) along with the biological truism saying "Life Is A Matter Of Gut Feeling". Memorable educational medical and anatomical humor xMas stocking for anyone with gut feeling! myAnatomical
Do you have heart-stopping rhythm inside of you! No need to work in the medical or musical field to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this bandana featuring a medical diagram of the human heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the saying "Heart-Stopping Rhythm Inside". Make others do a double-take with this anatomical heart humor bandana! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice: "Play Bridge For A Sharper Mind". myBridgePlayer
If you've ever encountered anyone who does not use their brain you'll enjoy this apropos tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy humor throw pillow featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take about what they should do with their brain with a dose of medical anatomical sound advice attitude with this throw pillow! myAnatomical
No need to be a mathematician or geometry fan to appreciate any of these gifts featuring a Penrose tiling exhibiting five-fold symmetry. A Penrose tiling is a non-periodic tiling generated by an aperiodic set of prototiles. Penrose tilings are named after mathematician and physicist Roger Penrose who investigated these sets in the 1970s. The aperiodicity of the Penrose prototiles implies that a shifted copy of a Penrose tiling will never match the original. myMathematician
#penrose #tiling #geometry #math #fivefold #DartboardWithDarts
Whether you are an entrepreneur or not you'll enjoy this traffic sign/transportation signage humor gift tee that says "Yield To Entrepreneurial Forces Within". Let others know that you are just following the rules of the road in life and yielding to the entrepreneurial forces inside of you! Serious entrepreneur gift tee or corporate humor gag gift -- take your pick! myWork
#entrepreneur #work #humor #attitude #TShirt
No need to be a tornado watcher to enjoy wry meteorological attitude with any of these gifts featuring vortex sound generation. Showcase your tongue-in-cheek tornado-like attitude with any of these advice warning gifts: "Warning! Vortex Sound Generated Inside". myWarning
#vortex #sound #generation #tornado #inside #CeramicOrnament
Are you powered by sugar substitutes? No need to be a chemistry major or a sugar addict to showcase steviol which is from the stevia plant with this chemical molecule mug! Says: "This Machine Is Powered By Steviol" along with the steviol molecule. Remember: derivatives of steviol are considered 250 to 300 times sweeter than sugar. Make others do a double-take about exactly what powers you! myBiochemistry
Krebs cycle attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the saying "Filled With Biochemical Energy". Scientific truism fun for anyone who knows how biochemical energy is produced within cells! Great gifts for any scientist or science teacher! myBiochemistry
No need to be a physicist or atmospheric scientist to enjoy this educational definitional scientific attitude binder featuring "Atmospheric Electromagnetic Transmittance". Make others do a double-take with a dose of electromagnetism attitude with this binder for anyone who understands how our wireless world works! myEarthScience
#field #physics #physicist #3RingBinder
