Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Showcase your wry bridge attitude with this serving tray featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice that any avid bridge player can agree with: "Take Time To Play Bridge". Memorable reminder on what any given bridge player should do on a daily basis with this serving tray! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your sound bridge advice with a dose of bridge attitude with this cotton face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play One Card At A Time". Make others do a double-take if they forget the rules of the game with this memorable bridge saying cotton face mask! myBridgePlayer
No need to be an avid duplicate bridge player to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism saying "Duplicate Bridge A Psychological Game". Duplicate bridge really is a game of psychology involving logic memory and a dose of understanding how people play and why they make decisions the way they do. Make others do a double-take at the bridge table the next time you play with any of these memorable bridge psyche saying gifts today! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Is A Game With Its Own Rhyme And Reason". Funny and ponderous bridge saying face mask for any avid bridge player or bridge teacher! myBridgePlayer
No need to be an electrical engineer or a physicist to enjoy this bandana featuring wireless genius Nikola Tesla along with the title "Alternating Current Champion". Nikola Tesla was an inventor mechanical engineer and electrical engineer who contributed to the birth of commercial electricity. Tesla is best known for his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries with his patents and theoretical work forming the basis of modern alternating current (AC) electric power systems including the polyphase system of electrical distribution and the AC motor. Make others do a double-take at the original "Alternating Current Champion" with this bandana! Pay homage to Tesla' contributions with this memorable Tesla portrait bandana! myPhysics
#wireless #physics #alternating #current #nikola #Bandana
If you've ever encountered anyone who does not use their brain you'll enjoy this apropos tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy humor serving tray featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take about what they should do with their brain with a dose of medical anatomical sound advice attitude with this serving tray! myPsychology
Showcase your knowledge of the Higgs Boson with any of these gifts featuring the Higgs field along with the saying "Quantum Physicist Inside". Memorable educational science humor gifts for anyone into quantum mechanics! myPhysics
#quantum #physicist #inside #words #JigsawPuzzle
Do you know your percentages? Showcase wry statistical humor with this face shield featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian distribution) with the stats truism saying "Know Your Percentages Do Statistics". Make others do a double-take on exactly how well they know statistics with this educational statistical cheat sheet face shield! myPsychology
Make others do a double-take on the world of particle physics with this matchbox featuring the Standard Model of Elementary Particles along with the following geek humor saying: "Particle Physics Is An Elementary Matter." Memorable matchbox for any physicist or physics major who thinks in terms of leptons quarks electrons gluons neutrinos and bosons! myPhysics
#particle #physics #elementary #matter #standard #Matchboxes
Enzyme kinetics humor is alive and well on this geek attitude watch featuring the relationship between substrate concentration and reaction rate on a graph along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Saturated Yet?" Classic scientific humor watch gift for any chemist or biochemist! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry chemistry / biochemistry sense of humor with this flask featuring a graph showing the difference in both activation energy and time of the reaction when an enzyme is present along with the following rhetorical question: 'How Much Free Energy Do You Have?" Classic geek humor flask for anyone who scoffs at the idea of energy being free! myBiochemistry
Do you imbibe a lot of caffeine? Do you dream about caffeine? Showcase your wry scientific side with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a 3-D molecule of caffeine along with the saying "Caffeine Molecule Dream". Make others do a double-take with regard to what you need to stay awake at times with a dose of biochemical humor today! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry and inspirational chemical side with this planner featuring the ball-and-stick model of the serotonin chemical molecule along with the saying "Happiness Molecule Inside". Serotonin is often called the "happiness molecule" because it influences one's mood. myBiochemistry
Melatonin is the sleep molecule. Showcase your wry biochemical molecule side with this planner featuring the chemical structure of melatonin along with the scientific truism saying "This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin". Whether you ingest melatonin or not get a good night's sleep with this chemical attitude planner! myBiochemistry
Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy! myEarthScience
#volcanoes #educational #volcanic #explosivity #RoundClock
If you enjoy the study of glaciers and their role in climate change you'll enjoy this scientific attitude cotton/polyester face mask featuring the components of a glacier along with the saying "Glaciologist Inside". Memorable earth scientific attitude face mask for anyone who studies glaciers from near and far! myEarthScience
#geology #glaciologist #inside #firn #moulin #FaceMask
No need to be a physicist or atmospheric scientist to enjoy this educational definitional scientific attitude drink mix featuring "Atmospheric Electromagnetic Transmittance". Make others do a double-take with a dose of electromagnetism attitude with this drink mix for anyone who understands how our wireless world works! myEarthScience
#field #physics #physicist #HotChocolateDrinkMix
No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to enjoy this cotton/polyester face mask featuring Earth's history in geological time in a spiral along with the saying "Geological Time Rocks!" Includes labels of the main eons epochs and periods. Make others do a double-take of geological time with this geek humor cotton/polyester face mask! No need to be a rock hound to enjoy! myEarthScience
#geological #time #rocks #FaceMask
Do you know where you are in geological time? If you are a fan of Earth's history and think in terms of eons epochs and periods you'll enjoy any of these wry geological age gifts featuring Earth's timeline along with the call-out "You Are Here" pointing to the present. Scientific attitude gifts for all those who live in the present and know about it! myEarthScience
#geology #geological #earths #history #BusinessCard
If you are a programmer and understand molecular biology you'll enjoy wry geek attitude with this molecular biology clock featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Programmer DNA Inside". Make other do a double-take with a dose of scientific humor at our genetic code today with this clock gift! myProgrammer
#replication #programmer #RoundClock
Do you consider yourself a statistical person? Do you have a statistical personality? Showcase wry stats attitude with any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve Gaussian distribution curve) along with the truism caption "Statistical Personality". Complete with percentages and z-scores! Educational statistics humor for all with personality! myStatistician
Apiarists and beekeepers with a classical mindset about the work of honey bees will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a drawing of bees building a beehive along with the following quote by William Shakespeare in Henry V: Act 1 Scene 2: "Obedience: For so work the honey-bees creatures that by a rule in nature teach the act of order to a peopled kingdom." Make others do a double-take at the work of bees with this classic Shakespeare passage today! myWork
#bees #quote #shakespeare #beekeeper #peopled
Social scientific attitude is alive and well on this tee featuring linear least squares (i.e. linear regression) on a graph along with the social science truism "Unfortunately Institutional Behavior Does Not Look Like This". Make others do a double-take on how institutions truly are with this memorable statistics humor tee today! myStatistician
Do you often experience the "flight or fight" response in your gut? Chalk it up to hormones with this anatomical medical and health humor jigsaw puzzle featuring the endocrine system associated with the gut along with the educational scientific truism saying "Flight Or Fight Is A Matter Of Gut Hormones". Make others do a double-take about what is happening inside of their gut when the flight or fight response occurs! myAnatomical
No need to be a geneticist or working in the medical field to enjoy this molecular biology humor all-over print apron featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the saying "I Love Genetics". myMolecularBiology
#love #genetics #Apron
Cardiologists will enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the following medical truism saying: "Cardiology Is All About The Heart". Make others do double-take with a dose of literal and figurative heart humor today! myAnatomical
DNA humor is alive and well on this xMas stocking featuring DNA replication along with the following rhetorical question that will make everyone do a double-take on thinking about the leading strand and the lagging strand in life: "Are You Leading Or Lagging In The Strands Of Life?" Wry molecular biology attitude xMas stocking for anyone who ponders about where he or she might be in the grand scheme of life! myMolecularBiology
#genes #molecular #biology #LargeChristmasStocking
Showcase your wry computer programmer / open source sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a cartoon-like Tux dressed in a surgeon's gown complete with scalpel for operation along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take regarding broken code: "When The Code Is Broken There Is Surgery To Be Done". Classic geek humor for all who code! myProgrammer
#when #code #broken #FrostedGlassBeerMug
Do you like to create and make things with a dose of anatomical attitude? Look no further that this medical humor fabric featuring an outline of the human skeleton complete with labels of all key bones along with the following scientific truism saying: "This Is What You'll See When I'm Stripped To The Bones". No need to work in the medical field to enjoy creating with this fabric! myAnatomical
No need to be a biologist or geneticist to enjoy wry scientific humor with this throw blanket featuring DNA replication complete with all key parts and labels along with the biological truism saying "Genetics Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take on the world of genetics and genes with this educational scientific attitude throw blanket today! myMolecularBiology
#replication #genetics #ThrowBlanket
Are you a calm and patient person? Do you enjoy waiting for life to happen? Is it easy for you to defer immediate gratification? Let your wry molecular biology side shine with this drink mix featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Patience Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take on how genetically wired you are to be patient with this geek humor drink mix! myMolecularBiology
#patience #genes #inside #patient #person #TeaBagDrinkMix
Showcase your tongue-in-cheek food for thought side with this fruit attitude planner featuring peach anatomy. Comes with the truism saying that will make others do a double-take as to what you are referring to: "Just Feeling Peachy". Memorable peach humor planner for anyone who has fruity sense of humor! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry educational stats side with any of these gifts featuring positive and negative skewness. No need to be a statistician mathematician or psychology to enjoy tongue-in-cheek definition attitude with this saying: "Toward Which Side Are You Skewed?" Positive skew shows the right tail being longer; negative skew shows the left tail is longer. Gifts for all those with a skewed outlook! myMathematician
#skew #skewness #stats #statistician #psychologist #Postcard
