Warning! Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than Planner

Ad: Warning! Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than Planner

Have you ever tried to short a stock -- i.e. think that the price of a security will dramatically drop in order to profit from it? Showcase your wry economics / investing sense of humor with this yellow diamond warning sign planner featuring the following truism saying about why one should not short stock: "Warning! The Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than You Can Remain Solvent". Make others do a double-take with a dose of investment signage humor today! myWarning

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The Making Of ATP (Photosynthetic Attitude) Throw Pillow

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Showcase your educational scientific photosynthetic side with this throw pillow featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the saying "The Making Of ATP". myBiochemistry

Aerobic Process Inside Krebs Cycle Humor Doormat

Ad: Aerobic Process Inside Krebs Cycle Humor Doormat

Showcase the aerobic process inside with this Krebs cycle door mat! Aerobic respiration requires oxygen in order to generate energy (ATP). The Krebs cycle also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle is part of oxidative metabolism one of the key ways a cell gains useful energy. Make others do a double-take about how you produce your energy with oxygen with this "Aerobic Process Inside" doormat! No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy! myBiochemistry

Millions Of People Live On An Edge Earth Science Planner

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No need to be an earth scientist to understand plate tectonics the scientific theory which describes the large scale motions of Earth's lithosphere. Showcase your knowledge of the plates of the world with this planner featuring a map of the Earth's tectonic plates along with the truism saying and query: "Millions Of People Live On An Edge Will Mother Nature's Friction Affect You?" Memorable planner for any earthquake watcher! No need to have been in an earthquake or lived on a plate boundary to enjoy! myEarthScience

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Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans Throw Pillow

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No need to be an earth scientist or seismologist or geographer to know about the deepest point in Earth's oceans the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with this throw pillow featuring "Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans"! myEarthScience

#plate #tectonics #trench #mariana #ThrowPillow

Circulate The Love Circle Of Willis Anatomy Advice Margarita Drink Mix

Ad: Circulate The Love Circle Of Willis Anatomy Advice Margarita Drink Mix

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry anatomical and scientific fun with this drink mix featuring the various arteries involved in the Circle of Willis. Comes with the truism saying for anyone with a circulatory system: "Circulate The Love". Memorable anatomical and physiological advice drink mix -- not just for Valentine's Day only! myAnatomical

Never Mind ... Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor Table Lamp

Ad: Never Mind ... Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor Table Lamp

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this tee featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Never Mind ...". Make others do a double-take on what you are referring to with a dose of geek psyche today! myAnatomical

Anatomy Of Nature's Finest Engineer Entomology Fabric

Ad: Anatomy Of Nature's Finest Engineer Entomology Fabric

No need to be an entomologist or biologist to enjoy this ant anatomy geek humor fabric with the saying "Anatomy Of Nature's Finest Engineer". Includes all key labels of the various parts of a worker ant. Make others do a double-take with a dose of biological scientific humor with this entomological saying fabric the next time you create! myAnatomical

Immunity Is In My Genes Immunology Chromosome 6 Face Shield

Ad: Immunity Is In My Genes Immunology Chromosome 6 Face Shield

Showcase your knowledge of the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) -- also known as the human leukocyte antigen (HLA) -- with this biology humor face shield featuring the various genes of the HLA on human chromosome 6 along with the saying "Immunity Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying face shield for any immunologist! myMolecularBiology

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Living Today Takes Lots Of Guts Digestive System Bandana

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No need to be a gastroenterologist or work in the medical field to enjoy this wry medical and anatomical humor bandana featuring the digestive system. Includes key labels and the saying "Living Today Takes Lots Of Guts". No matter what your age or what you do for a living showcase your gusty attitude toward life today with this scientific saying bandana! Memorable life saying bandana for anyone with guts. myAnatomical

Never Mind ... Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor Doormat

Ad: Never Mind ... Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor Doormat

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this doormat featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Never Mind ...". Make others do a double-take on what you are referring to with a dose of geek psyche door mat! myAnatomical

Bridge Is A Game Where Think Other People's Hands Face Mask

Ad: Bridge Is A Game Where Think Other People's Hands Face Mask

Bridge players who understand the intricacies of the game of bridge / duplicate bridge will enjoy this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Is A Game Where You Have To Think About Other People's Hands In Order To Succeed". myBridgePlayer

Duplicate Bridge Where 50% Game Is An Achievement Notebook

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Duplicate bridge players who know how hard it is to get to 50% game will enjoy this bridge saying notebook featuring the four card suits along with the following words: "Duplicate Bridge - Where 50% Game Is An Achievement". Make others do a double-take at what is considered an achievement by many duplicate bridge players with this memorable bridge attitude notebook! myBridgePlayer

How Localized Are You? Wave Packet Localization Bandana

Ad: How Localized Are You? Wave Packet Localization Bandana

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry quantum mechanics attitude with this geek humor bandana featuring wave packet localization. Diagrams show increasing levels of wave packet localization meaning the particle has a more localized position. Includes the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about the concept of a wave function and where they are in life: 'How Localized Are You?" myPhysics

#localized #quantum #Bandana

Quantum Mechanics Many Worlds Interpretation iPhone 13 Case

Ad: Quantum Mechanics Many Worlds Interpretation iPhone 13 Case

Showcase your wry physics attitude with this iPhone 13 case featuring the paradox of Schrödinger's cat as illustrated by a film reel that separates into different universes that do not interact with each other along with the following saying that any quantum physicist can agree with: "Quantum Mechanics Subject To A Many Worlds Interpretation". Philosophical entanglement attitude iPhone 13 case for anyone who wonders whether Schrödinger's cat is dead or alive! myPhysics

#film #reel #physics #subject #iPhone13Case

Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle 3 Ring Binder

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Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with this binder featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle such as position x and momentum p can be known simultaneously. In other words the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with this binder! myPhysics

#waveparticle #duality #inside #quantum #mechanics #3RingBinder

Warning! Dynamite Inside Nitroglycerin Molecule Planner

Ad: Warning! Dynamite Inside Nitroglycerin Molecule Planner

Warn others of your dynamite personality with this wry chemistry humor planner featuring the chemical structure of nitroglycerin molecule along with the saying "Warning! Dynamite Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies inside of you with a dose of tongue-in-cheek scientific attitude with this planner! myPsychology

Quantum Mechanics Many Worlds Interpretation Bandana

Ad: Quantum Mechanics Many Worlds Interpretation Bandana

Showcase your wry physics attitude with this bandana featuring the paradox of Schrödinger's cat as illustrated by a film reel that separates into different universes that do not interact with each other along with the following saying that any quantum physicist can agree with: "Quantum Mechanics Subject To A Many Worlds Interpretation". Philosophical entanglement attitude bandana for anyone who wonders whether Schrödinger's cat is dead or alive! myPhysics

#film #reel #physics #subject #Bandana

I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Coffee Drink Mix

Ad: I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Coffee Drink Mix

Are you an opinionated person? Wry cerebral humor comes alive on this drink mix featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the following truism saying: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?" Make yourself and others do a double-take on brainy attitude with this memorable anatomical brain humor saying drink mix! myPsychology

Warning! Dynamite Inside Nitroglycerin Molecule 3 Ring Binder

Ad: Warning! Dynamite Inside Nitroglycerin Molecule 3 Ring Binder

Warn others of your dynamite personality with this wry chemistry humor binder featuring the chemical structure of nitroglycerin molecule along with the saying "Warning! Dynamite Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies inside of you with a dose of tongue-in-cheek scientific attitude with this binder! myPsychology

Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit Physics Humor Throw Pillow

Ad: Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit Physics Humor Throw Pillow

No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy this scientific informative throw pillow featuring a jerk circuit a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with this throw pillow featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit". myPhysics

#jerk #circuit #life #nothing #ThrowPillow

This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation T-Shirt

Ad: This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation T-Shirt

Showcase your biochemical side with any of these cellular respiration humor gifts featuring the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take when you let them know exactly where you get your energy from with any of these ATP energy gifts! myBiochemistry

Get Ready For Derecho Season (Meteorology Weather) Throw Pillow

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Specifically a derecho is a widespread and long-lived violent convectively induced straight-line windstorm that is associated with a fast-moving band of severe thunderstorms in the form of a squall line usually taking the form of a bow echo. Derechos blow in the direction of movement of their associated storms similar to a gust front except that the wind is sustained and generally increases in strength behind the "gust" front. Derechos occur mostly during the warmer months of the year especially during the summer. Showcase your meteorological knowledge of derechos with this throw pillow featuring two derecho variants serial and progressive and the mechanics of each type along with the saying "Get Ready For Derecho Season". Memorable throw pillow for any extreme weather meteorological fan! myEarthScience

#derecho #meteorology #earth #science #ThrowPillow

Hot Spots Inside (Geology Volcanology Attitude) Scarf

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As geologists seismologists and volcanologists know a hotspot or hot spot is a portion of the Earth's surface that may be far from tectonic plate boundaries and that experiences volcanism due to a rising mantle plume or some other cause. There are numerous hot spots around the world. Showcase tongue-in-cheek humor with this scarf featuring hotspot formation via a cross section though the Earth's lithosphere (in yellow) with magma rising from the mantle (in red). Memorable scientific geology humor scarf that will make others wonder exactly what you are referring to! myEarthScience

#geology #earth #scientist #volcanology #volcanologist #Scarf

Hard Work Is In My DNA Molecular Biology Humor Metal Lunch Box

Ad: Hard Work Is In My DNA Molecular Biology Humor Metal Lunch Box

Showcase your wry DNA replication sense of humor with this lunch box featuring the saying "Hard Work Is In My DNA". Make others do a double-take about where you get your hard worker nature from with a dose of genetics attitude at your next meal with this metal lunchbox! myWork

#hard #work #MetalLunchBox

An Ant's Work Is Never Done (Worker Ant Anatomy) Round Clock

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If you feel like a worker ant from time to time you'll enjoy this clock featuring worker ant anatomy along with the following truism saying: "An Ant's Work Is Never Done". No need to be a biologist or entomologist to enjoy! myWork

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Hard Work Is In My DNA Molecular Biology Humor Fleece Blanket

Ad: Hard Work Is In My DNA Molecular Biology Humor Fleece Blanket

Showcase your wry DNA replication sense of humor with this fleece blanket featuring the saying "Hard Work Is In My DNA". Make others do a double-take about where you get your hard worker nature from with a dose of genetics attitude today with this fleece blanket! myWork

#hard #work #FleeceBlanket

Statistical Lover Inside (Bell Curve) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Do you love statistics? Are you in love with statistics as a discipline? Showcase your wry geek sense of statistical humor with this mug featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian distribution) along with the saying "Statistical Lover Inside" in Love Letters font. Make others do a double-take at what you truly mean with a dose of tongue-in-cheek statistics humor today with this mug! myStatistician

What Is Your Achilles' Heel? Heel Anatomy Psyche Fabric

Ad: What Is Your Achilles' Heel? Heel Anatomy Psyche Fabric

Showcase your wry anatomical side the next time you create with this fabric featuring the rhetorical question "What Is Your Achilles' Heel?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of Gray's Anatomy medical and psychological attitude with this educational scientific illustration Achilles' heel fabric! myAnatomical

Just Call Me Bony Plates Skull Anatomy Humor Fabric

Ad: Just Call Me Bony Plates Skull Anatomy Humor Fabric

Let your wry bony sense of humor shine the next time you create with this anatomical attitude fabric featuring the different plates of the skull along with the caption "Just Call Me Bony Plates". myAnatomical

All Things In The Universe Come In Sets Coffee Mug

Ad: All Things In The Universe Come In Sets Coffee Mug

Are you into set theory? Showcase wry mathematical humor with this logic and math mug featuring various sets along with the truism saying "All Things In The Universe Come In Sets". Make others do a double-take on cumulative hierarchy today! myMathematician

#sets #theory #math #mathematician #CoffeeMug

Stay Focused Keep Coding (Top Bottom Sign) Postcard

Ad: Stay Focused Keep Coding (Top Bottom Sign) Postcard

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these wry geek signage gifts featuring Android's Bug Droid along with the saying that is often heard at work and during hackathons: "Stay Focused Keep Coding". Make others do a double-take with a dose of warning sign humor for the rest of the world today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myProgrammer

#stay #focusedkeep #droidyellow #diamond #Postcard

Jocular Eye (I) Inside Human Eyeball Anatomy Bandana

Ad: Jocular Eye (I) Inside Human Eyeball Anatomy Bandana

Are you a jocular person? Do you like to joke around or be facetious regularly? Showcase your wry anatomical side with this bandana featuring the various parts of the human eye along with the following saying: "Jocular Eye (I) Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific educational fun today! myAnatomical

Forensic Scientist Inside (DNA Replication) Playing Cards

Ad: Forensic Scientist Inside (DNA Replication) Playing Cards

Showcase your wry forensic scientist side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Forensic Scientist Inside". myMolecularBiology

#genes #words #unwords #PlayingCards

Just A Summation Math Equation Carl Gauss Formula Large Tote Bag

Ad: Just A Summation Math Equation Carl Gauss Formula Large Tote Bag

Mathematicians and math majors will enjoy this tote bag featuring Carl Gauss's formula to quickly add all the numbers from 1 to n. Includes the title "Just A Summation". myMathematician

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