Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
No need to be a runner to enjoy wry biochemical humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle tricarboxylic acid cycle or TCAC) along with the following scientific truism saying: "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally And Figuratively)". myBiochemistry
If you think about how long Earth has been in existence you'll enjoy this earth science geological time clock pair of slip-on sneakers featuring "History Of Earth" -- from more than 4 billions years ago to the present. Make others do a double-take about how long Earth has supported life with this educational scientific attitude pair of slip-on sneakers! myEarthScience
#history #earth #geological #timeline #SlipOnSneakers
If you think about how long Earth has been in existence you'll enjoy this earth science geological time clock pair of socks featuring "History Of Earth" -- from more than 4 billions years ago to the present. Make others do a double-take about how long Earth has supported life with this educational scientific attitude pair of socks! myEarthScience
#history #earth #geological #timeline #Socks
Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci created Vitruvian Man his infamous drawing of proportion with the "Measurement Of Man" in mind. Enjoy medieval and Renaissance measurements with this educational scientific and historical Measurement Of Man cotton/polyester face mask! myMathematician
#leonardo #vinci #vitruvian #FaceMask
Showcase your wry forensic scientist side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Forensic Scientist Inside". myMolecularBiology
#genes #words #unwords #TShirt
Mathematicians and math majors will enjoy this trivet featuring Carl Gauss's formula to quickly add all the numbers from 1 to n. Includes the title "Just A Summation". Memorable trivet for anyone who loves to add! myMathematician
#math #equation #formula #just #Trivet
Are you constantly hungry for pi? Hungry pi fans and mathematicians will enjoy wry pi on a pie humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi". No need to wait until March 14th rolls around to enjoy this scrumptious pi fan face mask! myMathematician
#life #nothing #FaceMask
Wry geek humor comes alive on this tee featuring unofficial open source Java mascot Duke wielding a chainsaw along with the truism caption for all software developers: "Programmers Know How To Hack Code". Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek metaphorical computer programmer humor with this memorable tee! No need to be an open source programmer to enjoy! myProgrammer
#code #words #unwords #duke #TShirt
No need to be a teacher or work in the medical field to enjoy tongue-in-cheek anatomical brain humor with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain (color-coded) along with the saying "An Opened Mind Should Not Be Wasted". Neurosurgeons will view this phrase from their medical perspective; teachers will view it from another. Regardless of how you feel about the human brain whether physically or psychologically showcase your brainy sense of humor today with a dose of educational scientific attitude! myAnatomical
No need to work in the field of biotechnology to enjoy scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication complete with all key parts labeled and the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take with this biological truism today! myMolecularBiology
#biotechnology #genes #LargeToteBag
Anyone who has worked or lived in the software industry for a long time will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek molecular biology attitude throw pillow featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on your genetic propensity for software: "Software DNA Inside". myMolecularBiology
#molecular #biologist #software #engineer #words #ThrowPillow
Mathematicians and math majors will enjoy this planner featuring Carl Gauss's formula to quickly add all the numbers from 1 to n. Includes the title "Just A Summation". Memorable planner for anyone who loves to add! myMathematician
#math #equation #formula #just #Planner
For those who love card games and who guesstimate correctly more often than not enjoy this traffic sign / transportation signage humor gift tee that says "Stop Thinking Out Loud - I Know Which Cards Are In Your Hand". Wry tongue-in-cheek attitude for all card players in the know! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry communicative brain side the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "An Open Mind Is Key To Communication". myPsychology
Are you frazzled on a daily basis? Are you frazzled from time to time? Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with this anatomical attitude drink mix featuring the neuron / synapse along with the warning to others. Emotional truism says the following: "Warning! Frazzled Nerves Inside". Make others do a double-take before talking to you with this timeless educational scientific drink mix! Perfect drink mix for anyone who works in a stressful profession! myWarning
#neuron #synapse #frazzled #nerves #MargaritaDrinkMix
Do you see a vase or faces? Showcase your optical illusion sense of style with any of these gifts that asks the key question: "Vase Or Faces?" Make others do a double-take with illusory visual fun. Psychological attitude gifts for those who know about the gestalt phenomenon! myPsychology
If you are familiar with regression and linear regression techniques you'll enjoy wry stats humor with any of these gifts featuring a graph along with the statistical truism "Just Having Linear Thoughts". No need to be mathematician statistician or psychologist to enjoy! myStatistician
No need to be a chemist or biochemist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of the mammalian hormone oxytocin along with the following truism saying: "Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon". Make others do a double-take at the chemistry behind the feeling of trust with any of these geek humor gifts today! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry biochemical side with a dose of educational scientific fun with this iPhone Lifeproof case featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "My World Revolves Around Krebs". Memorable geek humor iPhone Lifeproof case for anyone who loves energy! myBiochemistry
No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy this tee featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "I Am Comfortable In My Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of wry anatomical biological attitude today! myAnatomical
Make others do a double-take with a dose of sweet scientific humor with this mug featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying "Sweet Genes Inside". Memorable molecular biology humor mug for anyone with a sweet tooth or a sweet personality! myMolecularBiology
#sweet #genes #inside #CoffeeMug
Face it -- you are naturally a genetic engineer. Showcase educational scientific attitude with this wrapping paper featuring RNA splicing along with the saying "Mature RNA Inside". Science humor truism wrapping paper for anyone who understands exons introns and gene splicing in general! No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy! myMolecularBiology
#junk #mature #inside #WrappingPaper
Face it - you are constantly processing data. Showcase your wry brainy side with this bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Information Transfer Inside". Make others do a double-take at what your brain does all the time with a dose of scientific fun with this bandana! myPsychology
Has your position been outsourced? Has your department been reorganized or dissolved? Showcase your wry sense of corporate humor with this pair of socks featuring the diamond yellow warning sign along with the saying "Corporate Restructuring Ahead". Includes chainsaw picture on the sign. No need to work in mergers and acquisitions to enjoy! Perfect geek humor pair of socks for anyone who has had one's position restructured or who works in a dynamic ever-changing industry! myPsychology
Make others do a double-take on the world of particle physics with this Lifeproof FRE iPhone 7 case featuring the Standard Model of Elementary Particles along with the following geek humor saying: "Particle Physics Is An Elementary Matter." Memorable Lifeproof FRE case for any physicist or physics major who thinks in terms of leptons quarks electrons gluons neutrinos and bosons! myPhysics
#particle #physics #elementary #matter #standard
You are a heterotroph -- not an autotroph. Showcase this biological fact with this flow chart diagram with the "You Are Here" callout pointing toward heterotroph. Biology humor mug for anyone who knows that one cannot produce food on one's own! myEcology
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry neurological attitude with this binder featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Primary Consciousness Inside". Memorable geek humor binder for any biologist psychologist or neurologist! myPsychology
Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake doughnut and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myProgrammer
#will #code #food #android #TShirt
If your brain is constantly working you'll enjoy this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take before communicating with you: "Do Not Disturb Brain At Work". Classic anatomical geek humor slip-on sneakers for anyone with a brain and who does not want to be disturbed! myPsychology
No need to be a particle physicist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field including the following saying: "Particle Physics Is Nothing But A Pool Of Massless Particles That Travel Through The Higgs Field". Educational physics saying gifts for all who think about quarks leptons photons and of course the Higgs boson! myPhysics
#leptons #higgs #boson #quarks #physicist #BabyTShirt
Make others do a double-take on the world of particle physics with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the Standard Model of Elementary Particles along with the following geek humor saying: "Particle Physics Is An Elementary Matter." Memorable cotton/polyester face mask for any physicist or physics major who thinks in terms of leptons quarks electrons gluons neutrinos and bosons! myPhysics
#particle #physics #elementary #matter #standard #FaceMask
Showcase your wry statistical side with this notebook featuring the normal distribution cumulative density function with standard deviation of 1.0 on a graph along with the following tongue-in-cheek rhetorical question: "Are You Normally So Dense About Statistics?" Stats geek humor notebook for anyone who knows about the cumulative density function and who may wonder why others are not so knowledgeable about it! myStatistician
Are you a lateral thinker? Do you think in a non-linear manner? Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry brainy attitude with this binder featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Lateral Thinker Inside". Any creative thinker will enjoy this binder! myAnatomical
Are you a thick-skinned person? Showcase your mettle with a dose of wry anatomical humor with this planner featuring the five layers of the epidermis the largest organ of the human body along with the truism saying "I Have Always Been Called Thick-Skinned". Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek educational health and medicine humor! Memorable planner for any athlete entrepreneur or anyone who has been called thick-skinned! myAnatomical
