Friday, April 08, 2022

Do You Know Where Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies Bumper Sticker


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Earth scientists ecologists and oceanographers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different Pacific Ocean gyres (from the ocean currents) along with the following query: "Do You Know Where The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies?" Featuring the convergence zone in the Pacific Ocean -- which is in fact where the Great Pacific Garbage Patch lies. Showcase your knowledge of the ocean currents in the Pacific Ocean with a dose of wry scientific environmental attitude today! Memorable gifts for any environmentalist into marine debris -- how it accumulates and where it is located. myEarthScience

#know #wherethe #great #BumperSticker

Certainty ... Who Needs It? Statistical Confidence Face Mask

Ad: Certainty ... Who Needs It? Statistical Confidence Face Mask

Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with a dose of bell curve attitude with this stats attitude cotton/polyester face mask featuring the normal distribution curve complete with percentages under the curve. Comes with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics: "Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Statistical Confidence". Get a load of laughs with a dose of stats geek humor today! No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy. myStatistician

A Wide Range Of Correlations Inside Statistics Socks

Ad: A Wide Range Of Correlations Inside Statistics Socks

No need to be a statistician to know about correlations and correlation coefficients. Showcase your wry statistical side and make others guess what you mean with this pair of socks featuring a variety of correlations and their correlation coefficients. Comes with the saying "A Wide Range Of Correlations Inside". myStatistician

No Matter What You Say You Cannot Dampen Physics Magnet

Ad: No Matter What You Say You Cannot Dampen Physics Magnet

No need to be a physics major or a physicist to enjoy any of these educational science humor gifts featuring the mass spring damper. Wry scientific saying says: "No Matter What You Say You Cannot Dampen My Attitude Toward Physics". Physics attitude fun for all those who are uplifted by the subject of physics! myWork

#physics #physicist #humor #attitude #geek #Magnet

Thomas Edison Not Failed 10000 Ways Won't Work Magnet

Ad: Thomas Edison Not Failed 10000 Ways Won't Work Magnet

Here's an inspirational and motivational quote by Thomas Edison: "I have not failed I've just found 10000 ways that won't work." Gifts to inspire and delight those who have a high failure rate. Quotable quote for scientists inventors engineers writers artists and everyone else who hasn't failed but instead found many many ways that won't work. Perseverance quote humor for all who look on the bright side of life! myWork

#thomas #edison #alva #Magnet

Think Linear Linear Least Squares Statistics Scarf

Ad: Think Linear Linear Least Squares Statistics Scarf

If you work with linear regression and linear least squares you'll enjoy this educational math and statistics scarf featuring the truism saying "Think Linear - Linear Least Squares". Make others do a double-take today on why they should think in a linear manner. No need to be a mathematician statistician psychologist or economist to enjoy! myStatistician

Life Is Just A Twisted Event DNA Replication Humor iPhone 13 Case


Ad: Life Is Just A Twisted Event DNA Replication Humor iPhone 13 Case

Showcase your wry DNA replication attitude with a dose of molecular biology humor with this iPhone 13 case featuring the biological scientific saying "Life Is Just A Twisted Event". Memorable life saying geek humor iPhone 13 case for anyone who views life from a twisted perspective! myMolecularBiology

#life #just #twisted #iPhone13Case

Localhost A.K.A. 127.0.0.1 Information Technology T-Shirt

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No need to be a computer scientist or work in the IT sector to enjoy this wry information technology tee featuring "Localhost A.K.A. 127.0.0.1". Make others do a double-take on the subject of the loopback address with this computer geek t-shirt! Memorable fun for all who know about computer networking! myProgrammer

#localhost #TShirt

Localhost A.K.A. 127.0.0.1 Information Technology Coffee Mug

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No need to be a computer scientist or work in the IT sector to enjoy this wry information technology mug featuring "Localhost A.K.A. 127.0.0.1". Make others do a double-take on the subject of the loopback address with this computer geek mug! Memorable fun for all who know about computer networking! myProgrammer

#localhost #CoffeeMug

A Closer Look At Blue Baby Syndrome Heart Anatomy Ceramic Tile

Ad: A Closer Look At Blue Baby Syndrome Heart Anatomy Ceramic Tile

Blue Baby Syndrome is the result of a congenital heart defect which is classically understood to involve four anatomical abnormalities (although only three of them are always present). It is known in the medical literature as Tetralogy of Fallot and results in low oxygenation of blood due to the mixing of oxygenated and deoxygenated blood in the left ventricle and preferential flow of the mixed blood from both ventricles through the aorta because of the obstruction to flow through the pulmonary valve. No need to have any formal training in medicine to enjoy educational medical scientific gifts featuring "A Closer Look At Blue Baby Syndrome"! myAnatomical

What Is Your Life's Blueprint? Drosophila Biology 3 Ring Binder


Ad: What Is Your Life's Blueprint? Drosophila Biology 3 Ring Binder

Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with a dose of educational scientific fun with this binder featuring the homeobox gene expression as found in the Drosophila melanogaster along with the following query that will make others do a double-take: "What Is Your Life's Blueprint?" myMolecularBiology

#what #your #lifes #blueprint #3RingBinder

Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi On A Pie) Invitation


Ad: Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi On A Pie) Invitation

If you are hosting a Pi party -- no need to hold it on March 14th Pi Day -- you'll enjoy any of these invitations featuring pi on a pie as well as the geek humor saying "Wanted A World Filled With Pi". Make others do a double-take with a dose of mathematical constant attitude with this invitation for your next party! myMathematician

#humor #mathematician #mathematical #constant #Invitation

I'm A Geneticist Ergo Genes Are My Memes DNA Face Mask


Ad: I'm A Geneticist Ergo Genes Are My Memes DNA Face Mask

Showcase your wry genetics attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring DNA replication along with the saying that any geneticist will agree with upon reflection: "I'm A Geneticist Ergo Genes Are My Memes". Get a load of laughs no matter what your occupation with this genetics humor face mask! myMolecularBiology

#molecular #biology #words #unwords #FaceMask

Wanted A Dependable Bridge Partner (Card Suits) Pinback Button


Ad: Wanted A Dependable Bridge Partner (Card Suits) Pinback Button

Duplicate bridge players who look for partners at the Partnership Desk before bridge tournaments will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying that most bridge players will agree with: "Wanted A Dependable Bridge Partner". myBridgePlayer

If Bridge Is Just A Game Then Grand Canyon Hole Mouse Pad


Ad: If Bridge Is Just A Game Then Grand Canyon Hole Mouse Pad

If you treat the game of bridge seriously you'll enjoy any of these wry duplicate bridge attitude gifts! Featuring the four card suits (heart club diamond spade) along with the funny bridge saying: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona". No need to be have been to the Grand Canyon or Arizona to enjoy the seriousness of this statement. Truism bridge saying for all bridge players who understand how serious the game of bridge can be! myBridgePlayer

Warning! Approaching Object With Huge Heart Inside Pinback Button


Ad: Warning! Approaching Object With Huge Heart Inside Pinback Button

Do you have a huge heart inside of you? Showcase wry double-entendre anatomical humor with this Gray's Anatomy diagram of a heart along with the psychological saying "Warning! Approaching Object With A Huge Heart Inside". No need to work in the medical field to enjoy any of these medical and anatomical gifts! Tongue-in-cheek truism saying will make others do a double-take on what's inside of you! myWarning

#words #unwords #medicine #huge #PinbackButton

Retirement Is A State Of Mind (Anatomical Brain) T-Shirt

Ad: Retirement Is A State Of Mind (Anatomical Brain) T-Shirt

Do you believe that retirement is a state of mind? No need to work in the medical or psychological field to enjoy this tee featuring the human brain complete with all key parts labeled along with the saying "Retirement Is A State Of Mind". If you're thinking about retirement and just can't do so you'll be happy to know that retirement truly is a state of mind with this geek humor t-shirt! myPsychology

This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone (Chemistry) Coffee Mug

Ad: This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone (Chemistry) Coffee Mug

Showcase your wry educational and scientific sense of humor with this chemical molecule mug featuring the steroid hormone cortisone along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone". Cortisone is used to treat a variety of ailments via suppressing the immune system and thus reducing inflammation and pain. Whether you an athlete that has been through injury or just a medical practitioner make others do a double-take at what you are powered by with this "This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone" mug! myBiochemistry

Statistical Lover Inside (Bell Curve) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Ad: Statistical Lover Inside (Bell Curve) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Do you love statistics? Are you in love with statistics as a discipline? Showcase your wry geek sense of statistical humor with this mug featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian distribution) along with the saying "Statistical Lover Inside" in Love Letters font. Make others do a double-take at what you truly mean with a dose of tongue-in-cheek statistics humor today with this mug! myStatistician

I Function On A Complex Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Round Clock

Ad: I Function On A Complex Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Round Clock

Do you function on a complex cycle? Showcase your wry Krebs cycle attitude with a dose of educational scientific flair with any of these gifts featuring the saying "I Function On A Complex Cycle". Make others do a double-take regarding how energy is produced in their cells with these citric acid cycle saying gifts! myBiochemistry

This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Chemistry T-Shirt

Ad: This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Chemistry T-Shirt

Face it -- you are powered by glucose. Showcase this scientific truism with this chemical molecule tee featuring the glucose molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose". Make others do a double-take at exactly what a simple sugar molecule looks like! myBiochemistry

Willpower Is Like A Muscle Needs To Be Exercised Magnet

Ad: Willpower Is Like A Muscle Needs To Be Exercised Magnet

Do you have lots of willpower? Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the muscles on the anterior side of the human body along with the following psyche saying: "Willpower Is Like A Muscle It Needs To Be Exercised Frequently". Make others do a double-take about the concept of willpower -- from both a philosophical and anatomical perspective! myAnatomical

Occupy Your Heart With Happiness Anatomical Humor Slip-On Sneakers

Ad: Occupy Your Heart With Happiness Anatomical Humor Slip-On Sneakers

No need to be a cardiologist to enjoy this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring a diagram of a human heart from a vintage Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Occupy Your Heart With Happiness". Sound advice that's straight from the heart -- no pun intended! myAnatomical

Wanted A New Brain Anatomical Brain Humor Bandana

Ad: Wanted A New Brain Anatomical Brain Humor Bandana

Showcase your wry anatomical medical geek humor attitude with this bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Wanted A New Brain". Memorable anatomical attitude bandana for the ponderous! myAnatomical

Just Showing You My Heart Anatomical Heart Face Mask

Ad: Just Showing You My Heart Anatomical Heart Face Mask

No need to work in the field to enjoy wry geek anatomical heart humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a diagram of a human heart from the textbook Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Just Showing You My Heart". Make everyone do a double-take at what you mean with this heart anatomy cotton/polyester face mask! myAnatomical

Molecular Biologists Frequently Go Viral Oval Belt Buckle


Ad: Molecular Biologists Frequently Go Viral Oval Belt Buckle

Showcase your wry retroviral side with this belt buckle gift featuring retrovirus replication along with the saying "Molecular Biology Frequently Go Viral". myMolecularBiology

#molecular #biologists #frequently #viral #OvalBeltBuckle

Responsibility Gene Inside DNA Genetics Humor iPhone 13 Case


Ad: Responsibility Gene Inside DNA Genetics Humor iPhone 13 Case

Do you always feel or believe that you must be a responsible person? Do you believe that there is a genetic component to feeling responsible toward another person or to society at large? Let your wry molecular biology side shine with this iPhone 13 case featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Responsibility Gene Inside". Classic geek humor iPhone 13 case for anyone who takes responsibility! myMolecularBiology

#replication #genes #genetics #molecular #iPhone13Case

Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life Throw Pillow

Ad: Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life Throw Pillow

Showcase your environmental sustainability / environmental economics message with this throw pillow featuring a deforested landscape along with the following truism: "Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life With Limited Common Resources". Make others do a double-take about the problem of deforestation today with a dose of intelligent environmental attitude with a nod to Garret Hardin's discussion of problems that cannot be solved by technical means. myEcology

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) T-Shirt


Ad: 2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) T-Shirt

Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myMolecularBiology

#percent #neanderthal #geek #TShirt

Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life Bandana

Ad: Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life Bandana

Showcase your environmental sustainability / environmental economics message with this bandana featuring a deforested landscape along with the following truism: "Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life With Limited Common Resources". Make others do a double-take about the problem of deforestation today with a dose of intelligent environmental attitude with a nod to Garret Hardin's discussion of problems that cannot be solved by technical means. myEcology

Thursday, April 07, 2022

Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside Brain Humor Face Mask

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If you feel fragmented and confused at the end of the day you'll enjoy this wry anatomical geek humor cotton/polyester face mask featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside". myPsychology

Restructure Your Thoughts Make Connections Brain Pocket Watch

Ad: Restructure Your Thoughts Make Connections Brain Pocket Watch

Anatomical brain advice is found on this brain anatomy pocket watch featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor pocket watch for anyone who thinks! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy! myPsychology

Stay Focused ... Keep Coding Bug Droid Sign Sides

Ad: Stay Focused ... Keep Coding Bug Droid Sign Sides

Software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy this warning sign poster featuring Bug Droid along with the following saying / geek humor advice for all who work in software development: "Stay Focused ... Keep Coding". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myProgrammer

#android #droid #open #source

Same Data Different Interpretation (Duck Rabbit) Tie

Ad: Same Data Different Interpretation (Duck Rabbit) Tie

Classic gestalt phenomenon on any of these gifts featuring the infamous duck / rabbit optical illusion along with the saying that will make others do a double-take the next time it comes to interpreting data: "Same Data Different Interpretation". myPsychology

Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics Bell Curve Geek Slip-On Sneakers

Ad: Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics Bell Curve Geek Slip-On Sneakers

Bell curve knowledge is alive and well on this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring all key aspects of the normal distribution curve along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on the subject of statistics: "Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics". Classic statistics humor slip-on sneakers for anyone who thinks about statistics -- awake and asleep! myStatistician

Parity In Quantum Mechanics (Physics Graph) T-Shirt


Ad: Parity In Quantum Mechanics (Physics Graph) T-Shirt

Quantum physicists will enjoy this intelligent "Parity In Quantum Mechanics" gift tee. Let others know that you know what you are talking about with this colorful graphical display. No need to be a practitioner of quantum physics and/or mechanics to enjoy this physics geek t-shirt! myPhysics

#definition #define #parity #quantum #TShirt

May All Your Finesses And Slams Make Bridge Humor Napkins


Ad: May All Your Finesses And Slams Make Bridge Humor Napkins

Wish you fellow bridge partner happy thoughts with this bridge attitude customizable paper napkin featuring the four card suits along with the saying "May All Your Finesses And Slams Make". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of good wishes for excellent bridge play with this memorable bridge saying paper napkin at your next bridge-related event! myBridgePlayer