Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Duplicate bridge players who look for partners at the Partnership Desk before bridge tournaments will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying that most bridge players will agree with: "Wanted A Dependable Bridge Partner". myBridgePlayer
If you treat the game of bridge seriously you'll enjoy any of these wry duplicate bridge attitude gifts! Featuring the four card suits (heart club diamond spade) along with the funny bridge saying: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona". No need to be have been to the Grand Canyon or Arizona to enjoy the seriousness of this statement. Truism bridge saying for all bridge players who understand how serious the game of bridge can be! myBridgePlayer
Do you have a huge heart inside of you? Showcase wry double-entendre anatomical humor with this Gray's Anatomy diagram of a heart along with the psychological saying "Warning! Approaching Object With A Huge Heart Inside". No need to work in the medical field to enjoy any of these medical and anatomical gifts! Tongue-in-cheek truism saying will make others do a double-take on what's inside of you! myWarning
#words #unwords #medicine #huge #PinbackButton
Do you believe that retirement is a state of mind? No need to work in the medical or psychological field to enjoy this tee featuring the human brain complete with all key parts labeled along with the saying "Retirement Is A State Of Mind". If you're thinking about retirement and just can't do so you'll be happy to know that retirement truly is a state of mind with this geek humor t-shirt! myPsychology
Showcase your wry educational and scientific sense of humor with this chemical molecule mug featuring the steroid hormone cortisone along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone". Cortisone is used to treat a variety of ailments via suppressing the immune system and thus reducing inflammation and pain. Whether you an athlete that has been through injury or just a medical practitioner make others do a double-take at what you are powered by with this "This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone" mug! myBiochemistry
Do you love statistics? Are you in love with statistics as a discipline? Showcase your wry geek sense of statistical humor with this mug featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian distribution) along with the saying "Statistical Lover Inside" in Love Letters font. Make others do a double-take at what you truly mean with a dose of tongue-in-cheek statistics humor today with this mug! myStatistician
Do you function on a complex cycle? Showcase your wry Krebs cycle attitude with a dose of educational scientific flair with any of these gifts featuring the saying "I Function On A Complex Cycle". Make others do a double-take regarding how energy is produced in their cells with these citric acid cycle saying gifts! myBiochemistry
Face it -- you are powered by glucose. Showcase this scientific truism with this chemical molecule tee featuring the glucose molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose". Make others do a double-take at exactly what a simple sugar molecule looks like! myBiochemistry
Do you have lots of willpower? Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the muscles on the anterior side of the human body along with the following psyche saying: "Willpower Is Like A Muscle It Needs To Be Exercised Frequently". Make others do a double-take about the concept of willpower -- from both a philosophical and anatomical perspective! myAnatomical
No need to be a cardiologist to enjoy this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring a diagram of a human heart from a vintage Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Occupy Your Heart With Happiness". Sound advice that's straight from the heart -- no pun intended! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry anatomical medical geek humor attitude with this bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Wanted A New Brain". Memorable anatomical attitude bandana for the ponderous! myAnatomical
No need to work in the field to enjoy wry geek anatomical heart humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a diagram of a human heart from the textbook Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Just Showing You My Heart". Make everyone do a double-take at what you mean with this heart anatomy cotton/polyester face mask! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry retroviral side with this belt buckle gift featuring retrovirus replication along with the saying "Molecular Biology Frequently Go Viral". myMolecularBiology
#molecular #biologists #frequently #viral #OvalBeltBuckle
Do you always feel or believe that you must be a responsible person? Do you believe that there is a genetic component to feeling responsible toward another person or to society at large? Let your wry molecular biology side shine with this iPhone 13 case featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Responsibility Gene Inside". Classic geek humor iPhone 13 case for anyone who takes responsibility! myMolecularBiology
#replication #genes #genetics #molecular #iPhone13Case
Showcase your environmental sustainability / environmental economics message with this throw pillow featuring a deforested landscape along with the following truism: "Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life With Limited Common Resources". Make others do a double-take about the problem of deforestation today with a dose of intelligent environmental attitude with a nod to Garret Hardin's discussion of problems that cannot be solved by technical means. myEcology
Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myMolecularBiology
#percent #neanderthal #geek #TShirt
Showcase your environmental sustainability / environmental economics message with this bandana featuring a deforested landscape along with the following truism: "Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life With Limited Common Resources". Make others do a double-take about the problem of deforestation today with a dose of intelligent environmental attitude with a nod to Garret Hardin's discussion of problems that cannot be solved by technical means. myEcology
If you feel fragmented and confused at the end of the day you'll enjoy this wry anatomical geek humor cotton/polyester face mask featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside". myPsychology
Anatomical brain advice is found on this brain anatomy pocket watch featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor pocket watch for anyone who thinks! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy! myPsychology
Software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy this warning sign poster featuring Bug Droid along with the following saying / geek humor advice for all who work in software development: "Stay Focused ... Keep Coding". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myProgrammer
#android #droid #open #source
Classic gestalt phenomenon on any of these gifts featuring the infamous duck / rabbit optical illusion along with the saying that will make others do a double-take the next time it comes to interpreting data: "Same Data Different Interpretation". myPsychology
Bell curve knowledge is alive and well on this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring all key aspects of the normal distribution curve along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on the subject of statistics: "Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics". Classic statistics humor slip-on sneakers for anyone who thinks about statistics -- awake and asleep! myStatistician
Quantum physicists will enjoy this intelligent "Parity In Quantum Mechanics" gift tee. Let others know that you know what you are talking about with this colorful graphical display. No need to be a practitioner of quantum physics and/or mechanics to enjoy this physics geek t-shirt! myPhysics
#definition #define #parity #quantum #TShirt
Wish you fellow bridge partner happy thoughts with this bridge attitude customizable paper napkin featuring the four card suits along with the saying "May All Your Finesses And Slams Make". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of good wishes for excellent bridge play with this memorable bridge saying paper napkin at your next bridge-related event! myBridgePlayer
No need to be a statistician to think in a statistical bell curve manner. Showcase your wry statistics side with any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve / Gaussian curve) along with percentages under the curve with standard deviations. Caption says it all: "Bell Curve Thoughts". Educational stats humor for anyone who thinks statistically! myStatistician
No need to have Alzheimer's or dementia to enjoy wry duplicate bridge attitude with this fabric featuring the four card suits along with the duplicate bridge truism saying "Duplicate Bridge For Longevity". Tongue-in-cheek humor for anyone who knows about the longevity benefits that comes from playing duplicate bridge regularly! Memorable bridge saying fabric for anyone who desires to create and make items for bridge players who desire to live long. myBridgePlayer
Bridge players who understand the intricacies of the game of bridge / duplicate bridge will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Is A Game Where You Have To Think About Other People's Hands In Order To Succeed". myBridgePlayer
Like icosahedrons? Know about golden rectangles? Showcase the icosahedron a regular polyhedron with 20 identical equilateral triangular faces 30 edges and 12 vertices with any of these geometry gifts. The icosahedron is one of five Platonic solids and includes golden rectangles (i.e. a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio one-to-phi or approximately 1:1.618). Mathematicians know that a distinctive feature of this shape is that when a square section is removed the remainder is another golden rectangle -- one with the same proportions as the first. Educational geometric fun for all! myMathematician
#vertices #geometry #math #ratio #golden #TShirt
Showcase your sound bridge advice with a dose of bridge attitude with this cotton face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play One Card At A Time". Make others do a double-take if they forget the rules of the game with this memorable bridge saying cotton face mask! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry bridge attitude with this bandana featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice that any avid bridge player can agree with: "Take Time To Play Bridge". myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with this planner featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play Bridge It's A Nonpareil Game". No need to be a bridge teacher or avid bridge player to know that bridge is like no other game in the world! myBridgePlayer
Do you show your heartfelt side with your eyes? Showcase your wry anatomical attitude with this throw pillow featuring all key parts of a human eyeball along with the saying 'Poignant Eye (I) Inside". Make others do a double-take at how you feel with this medical eyeball humor pillow today! myAnatomical
Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci created Vitruvian Man his infamous drawing of proportion with the "Measurement Of Man" in mind. Enjoy medieval and Renaissance measurements with this educational scientific and historical Measurement Of Man matchbox! myMathematician
#leonardo #vinci #vitruvian #Matchboxes
Do you have limits? Let your wry math geek sense of humor shine with this all-over print apron featuring a graph that means whenever a point x is within δ units of c f(x) is within ε units of L. Make others do a double-take with a dose of limit function attitude with this all-over print apron! myMathematician
#math #graph #whats #your #limit #Apron
