Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Anyone who has worked or lived in the software industry for a long time will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek molecular biology attitude gifts featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on your genetic propensity for software: "Software DNA Inside". myProgrammer
#molecular #biologist #software #engineer #words #Keychain
Showcase your wry geometric sense of humor with this throw pillow featuring parallel displacement along with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about their place in the world: "How Displaced Are You In The Cartesian World?" Educational mathematical geek humor throw pillow for those who know geometry! myMathematician
#math #mathematician #parallel #displacement #descartes #ThrowPillow
Are you a calm and patient person? Do you enjoy waiting for life to happen? Is it easy for you to defer immediate gratification? Let your wry molecular biology side shine the next time you create with this fabric featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Patience Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take on how genetically wired you are to be patient with this geek humor fabric! myMolecularBiology
#patience #genes #inside #patient #person #Fabric
Mathematicians and math majors will enjoy this notebook featuring Carl Gauss's formula to quickly add all the numbers from 1 to n. Includes the title "Just A Summation". myMathematician
#math #equation #formula #just #Notebook
You are a unique person. Showcase your wry molecular biology side with this iPhone 13 case featuring DNA replication complete with all key labels along with the saying "Uncommon DNA Inside". No matter what you do for a living or where your parents came from make others do a double-take at what lies inside of everyone with a dose of biological attitude today! myMolecularBiology
#genes #words #unwords #iPhone13Case
Mathematicians and math majors will enjoy this binder featuring Carl Gauss's formula to quickly add all the numbers from 1 to n. Includes the title "Just A Summation". myMathematician
#math #equation #formula #just #3RingBinder
Let your wry anatomical side shine with this window cling featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following brainy saying: "Insufficient Storage Inside". Make others do a double-take about your memory capacity with this geek humor saying window cling! myAnatomical
Are you an inflection point in your life? Showcase your wry inflection point side with a dose of math (calculus) and geometry humor with this clock featuring an inflection point (a point along the curve where the sign of the curvature changes) along with the truism saying "My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point". Make others do a double-take at how your life is going with this geometric attitude clock! myMathematician
#inflection #point #math #geometry #graph #LargeClock
P53 is a tumor suppressor protein as encoded by the TP53 gene and plays a key role in preventing genome mutation and thus by extension plays a key role in preventing cancer. Showcase your educational scientific side with any of these gifts featuring "P53 Pathways Inside". No need to be an oncologists cell biologist or molecular biologist to enjoy! myMolecularBiology
#cell #biology #words #unwords #Tie
If you play the game of bridge or duplicate bridge you'll enjoy this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying "Bridge A Lifetime Recreational Skill". No need to be a bridge teacher or avid bridge player to understand the benefits from learning this recreational skill that will keep your mind occupied for a lifetime! myBridgePlayer
Duplicate bridge players who look for partners at the Partnership Desk before bridge tournaments will enjoy this doormat featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying that most bridge players will agree with: "Wanted A Dependable Bridge Partner". Memorable bridge sentiment door mat for any bridge player or bridge club! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry logical bridge player side with this notebook featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge advice: "Develop Your Inner Logician Play Bridge". myBridgePlayer
If your brain is constantly working you'll enjoy this face shield featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take before communicating with you: "Do Not Disturb Brain At Work". Classic anatomical geek humor face shield for anyone with a brain and does not want to be disturbed! myPsychology
If you are frequently not in equilibrium - from an economics and psychological perspective - you'll enjoy this supply-and-demand curve cotton/polyester face mask featuring the supply-and-demand graph along with the wry economics truism saying: "Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory But Not Often Found In Practice". Memorable cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who seeks economic equilibrium but often never finds it. myPsychology
Featuring classic optical illusion design of either a young woman or an old lady. Gifts for anyone who desire to do a double-take on the two women that are embedded in the picture. Psychology humor gifts featuring differences in visual perception and the gestalt phenomenon. myPsychology
Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with this educational scientific geek humor mousepad featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following saying for anyone who has had a brain freeze: "Warning! Faulty Connections Inside". Neuropsychology humor at its finest on this design. myWarning
#warning #words #unwords #synapse #MousePad
Are you indestructible? Showcase your wry cerebral localization attitude with this metal ornament featuring Phineas Gage an American railroad construction foreman now remembered for his improbable survival of an accident in which a large iron rod was driven completely through his head destroying much of his brain's left frontal lobe. Gage is often discussed in neurology psychology and related disciplines with respect to understanding the mind-body connection. Includes the truism caption which says it all: "Indestructible". myPsychology
Krebs cycle attitude is alive and well on this clock featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the saying "Filled With Biochemical Energy". Scientific truism fun for anyone who knows how biochemical energy is produced within cells! Great clock gift for any scientist or science teacher! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with this "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve" planner featuring the normal distribution curve along with the call-out "I Am Here". Statistics geek humor planner for anyone who is well above average! myStatistician
Do you exercise? Do you have caries? Showcase your wry sense of chemical molecule humor with this clock featuring "Lactic Acid Inside" and the lactic acid chemical molecule. Make others do a double-take at the chemistry within you with this geek humor clock! myBiochemistry
If you operate on a convoluted cycle you'll enjoy this wry scientific humor dartboard featuring the Krebs cycle also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC). Comes with the saying: "I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle". Make others do a double-take with this biochemistry dartboard today! Memorable dartboard for doctors nurses scientists and anyone who operates on a convoluted cycle! myBiochemistry
If you ever wanted to know about grapes and/or wine you'll enjoy any of these educational scientific diagrams of all of the key anatomical parts of a wine grape berry. Make others do a double-take the next time they eat a grape or have a sip of wine with these botanical and biological gifts! No need to be a wine lover to enjoy! myAnatomical
Make others do a double-take about life and the meaning of life with this anatomical humor matchbox featuring the endocrine glands of the gut (part of the endocrine system) along with the biological truism saying "Life Is A Matter Of Gut Feeling". Memorable educational medical and anatomical humor matchbox for anyone with gut feeling! myAnatomical
Do you have a VIP (Very Important Person) thought? Showcase your wry neurological side with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "VIP Thought". Thoughtful scientific educational cotton/polyester face mask for anyone with a very important thought! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry DNA attitude with this molecular biology water bottle featuring DNA replication along with the following scientific truism: "Remember: It Takes Sense & Anti-Sense To Replicate Life". No need to be a biologist or scientist to enjoy! myMolecularBiology
#takes #sense #WaterBottle
Let everyone know that "We Are All Mutants" when you wear this wry molecular biology gift tee featuring DNA replication. We all replicate and so one could argue that we are essentially all mutants. Genetics and recombination humor for those with scientific attitude! myMolecularBiology
#replication #acid #TShirt
Introduced first in 1927 by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. In other words two variables that do not commute cannot be measured simultaneously—the more precisely one is known the less precisely the other can be known. Let your wry quantum mechanics side shine the next time you tell time with this watch featuring an illustration of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle along with the following ponderous existential geek humor caption: "How Certain Are You Of Anything In This Uncertain World?" myPhysics
#heisenbergs #uncertainty #principle #quantum #mechanics #WristWatch
Particle physicists will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring a baryon decuplet. Combinations of three u d or s quarks forming baryons with a spin-3/2 form the uds baryon decuplet. myPhysics
#baryon #decuplet #particle #physics #Watch
No need to be a nuclear physicist to ask this key question -- relating to yourself of course -- with any of these wry science humor gifts featuring beta-negative decay. In beta-negative decay the weak interaction converts a neutron into a proton while emitting an electron and an electron anti-neutrino. The diagram shows the conversion of a down quark to an up quark by emission of a W⁻ boson; the W⁻ boson subsequently decays into an electron and an electron anti-neutrino. Comes with the geek attitude inquiry for all who love to criticize at the quantum level: "Just How Negative Do You Think I Am?" Keep others guessing with any of these educational physics humor gifts! myPsychology
Anyone who has worked or lived in the software industry for a long time will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek molecular biology attitude gifts featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on your genetic propensity for software: "Software DNA Inside". myProgrammer
#molecular #biologist #software #engineer #words #TShirt
If you have a strategic mindset you'll enjoy this clock featuring the king and queen conversing with each other as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel. Make others do a double-take with sound Wonderland advice -- in work and in life -- with this Wonderland reminder clock! myPsychology
No need to be a statistician to enjoy this informative statistical gift tee that provides a chart to understand Type 1 (alpha) and Type 2 (beta) errors in the statistical world. Informative educational fun for anyone who has done hypothesis testing whether you are right or wrong and tested as such! myStatistician
Particle physicists will enjoy this throw pillow featuring a baryon decuplet. Combinations of three u d or s quarks forming baryons with a spin-3/2 form the uds baryon decuplet. myPhysics
#baryon #decuplet #particle #physics #ThrowPillow
Do you lack common sense? If so you'll enjoy this matchbox featuring the bell curve distribution (also known as the normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) and the wry statistical attitude saying "Of Course I Lack Common Sense I Fall Well Beyond 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take at your statistical side and guess exactly what you mean! myStatistician
