Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Do you lack common sense? If so you'll enjoy this fleece blanket featuring the bell curve distribution (also known as the normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) and the wry statistical attitude saying "Of Course I Lack Common Sense I Fall Well Beyond 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take at your statistical side and guess exactly what you mean! myStatistician
No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy wry stats humor with this mug featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the following saying: "Normal Is My State Of Mind". Great tongue-in-cheek statistical attitude mug for anyone who does hypothesis testing or has a normal state of mind! myStatistician
Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on this lamp featuring the supply and demand curve along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy this double entendre economics attitude lamp that's just perfect for anyone who works with a model in one's head! myMathematician
#economics #econ #economist #econometrics #mathematician #TableLamp
Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor with this drink mix featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Alert And Attentive Inside". Memorable biological and anatomical attitude drink mix for anyone with an attention span! myAnatomical
When you play duplicate bridge do you frequently go over hand after the session? Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze A Hand". Make others do a double-take with a sharp observation of what some of the most astute bridge players do after playing bridge with these memorable bridge gifts! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor the next time you create with this fabric featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Alert And Attentive Inside". Memorable biological and anatomical geek humor fabric for anyone with an attention span! myAnatomical
Let your wry anatomical side shine with this xMas stocking featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following brainy saying: "Insufficient Storage Inside". Make others do a double-take about your memory capacity with this geek humor saying xMas stocking! myAnatomical
Showcase your knowledge of statistical correlations with any of these gifts featuring various correlations and their correlation coefficients. Make others do a double-take with this educational scientific "Correlation Cheat Sheet". Memorable gifts for statistician psychologists economists and anyone who knows about correlations! myMathematician
#math #mathematician #stats #statistician #statistical #CoffeeMug
If you work with computer and computer networking you are familiar with the loopback address 127.0.0.1. Showcase your wry computer geek sense of humor with any of these information technology gifts featuring the saying "127.0.0.1 I Know It Works"! myWork
#know #works #Tie
If you lead a complex life you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude gifts for all those who operate in a complex cycle! myBiochemistry
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry sleep deficit attitude with this mousepad featuring the sleep / lodging sign along with the saying "Warning! Sleep Deficit Inside". Let others know that you are sleep deprived person with this signage humor mousepad today! myWarning
#warning #sleep #deficit #inside #sign #MousePad
If you create from the materials around you- as if they were building blocks -- you'll enjoy this yellow diamond warning sign tee with three alphabet blocks (A B C) along with the saying "Bricoleur Inside". For the record bricolage is the construction or creation of a work from a diverse range of things that happen to be available or a work created by such a process. It can refer to computer programmer's style of coding. In this style of coding the programmer works without an exhaustive preliminary specification opting instead for a step-by-step growth and re-evaluation process. Social psychology geek attitude for all! myWarning
#social #psychology #psyche #programmer #bricoleur #TShirt
Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of information technology and computers with this wry computer geek saying mug featuring the computer privacy sign along with the saying "Warning! Your Privacy Is At Risk". Tongue-in-cheek yet dead serious warning advice for all those who work live and breathe in the digital world! myWarning
#internet #privacy #computer #CoffeeMug
No need to be a biologist or biochemist to showcase your knowledge of what goes on inside of cells of hibernating mammals with any of these gifts with the saying "Here's How I Can Hibernate". Comes with the diagram of the activation cascade of thermogenin in cells of brown adipose tissue. Educational scientific gifts to showcase your knowledge of non-shivering thermogenesis! myBiochemistry
No need to be a geochemist or oceanographer to enjoy this scarf featuring deep sea vent chemistry along with the caption "Here's How I Vent". Educational scientific attitude scarf for anyone who understands geochemical processes within the Earth and who vents! myEarthScience
#heres #vent #deep #Scarf
Showcase your wry genetic side the next time you introduce yourself with these customizable business cards featuring DNA replication along with the following funny scientific saying: "Warning! No Lifeguards In The Gene Pool". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you mean! No need to be a geneticist or molecular biologist to enjoy! myMolecularBiology
#genes #sarcasm #lifeguards #BusinessCard
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry molecular biology attitude with this throw pillow featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Uncommon DNA Inside". Great geek attitude throw pillow for any person who is unique! myMolecularBiology
#genes #words #unwords #ThrowPillow
Drink and have fun with this flask featuring all key parts of the human digestive system along with the saying "Wanted A World Filled With Guts". No need to be a gastroenterologist or medical practitioner to enjoy! myAnatomical
Wry bridge / duplicate bridge humor comes alive on this pillow featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Is A Social Game That Attracts A Substantial Number Of Antisocial People". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of bridge attitude with this tongue-in-cheek bridge sarcasm pillow. myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor at bridge tournaments with this planner featuring the four card suits along with the following saying for avid bridge tournament attendees: "I Play Bridge During Morning Noon & Night". Make others do a double-take at your mental stamina for the game of bridge with this bridge saying planner today! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with this planner featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "I Devote My Spare Time To The Great Game Of Bridge". myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry bridge player side with this planner featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge advice: "Take Time To Play Bridge". Memorable planner for any avid bridge player or bridge teacher. myBridgePlayer
Wry bridge / duplicate bridge humor comes alive on this binder featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying that many astute bridge tournament players will agree with: "Bridge Is A Social Game That Attracts A Substantial Number Of Antisocial People". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with this tongue-in-cheek bridge sarcasm binder. myBridgePlayer
Psychological and statistical flow chart humor is alive and well on this cotton/polyester face mask featuring endogenous exogenous and extraneous variables along with the following query that will make others do a double-take on just how scientifically and statistically you think: "How Influenced Are You By Extraneous Variables?" Classical geek humor ponderous query cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who thinks about the topic of influence! myPsychology
The term long tail has been used to describe the retailing strategy of selling a large number of unique items with relatively small quantities sold of each. Showcase your wry statistical and psychological attitude the is applicable in the e-commerce world with a dose of power law graph humor with this cotton/polyester face mask. The power-law graph which is a functional relationship between two quantities where one quantity varies as a power of another is frequently being used to demonstrate ranking of popularity. To the right is the long tail and to the left are the few that dominate. Includes the saying that says it all: "It's A Long Tail World". myPsychology
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry neurological attitude with this scarf featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Primary Consciousness Inside". Memorable geek humor scarf for any biologist psychologist or neurologist! myPsychology
Showcase your wry physics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Doppler effect the change in frequency of a wave (or other periodic event) for an observer moving relative to its source. These gifts come with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take and wonder exactly what you mean: "The Frequencies Of Life Are A Relative Matter". No need to be a physicist to enjoy this educational scientific double-entendre! myPhysics
#frequencies #life #Pacifier
Showcase wry biochemical and psychological humor with this doormat featuring the induced-fit model along with the key questions that you should ask of yourself and others: "In Life Do You Follow The Induced-Fit Model?" Educational scientific humor design featuring enzyme-substrate complex along with products. No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy this ponderous scientific query doormat! myPsychology
If you are an organized person you'll enjoy this anatomical brain attitude cotton/polyester face mask featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Organized Mind Inside". Make others do a double-take at how organized you truly are with this biological attitude face mask today! myPsychology
Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with this tee with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor tee for anyone who knows about the sameness found in life! myPsychology
Showcase your wry Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics state of mind at your next introduction with any of these physics geek humor business cards featuring the following saying "Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". myPhysics
#proof #that #life #relative #BusinessCard
No need to be a gardener or biologist to know that photosynthesis is necessary for life. Showcase your educational scientific side the next time you create with this fabric featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis the process of turning light into chemical energy along with the saying "Photosynthesis Necessary For Life" myBiochemistry
Do you take nitroglycerin as a medication? Are you filled with dynamite so to speak? Regardless you'll enjoy this chemical molecule humor gift tee that says "Warning! Filled With Dynamite (Nitroglycerin)". Warn others before they get any closer to you with wry chemical attitude! myBiochemistry
Biochemistry is a part of us whether or not you are a runner. Showcase your intelligent witty sense of science humor with any of these Krebs cycle gifts that includes the saying "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". Perfect gifts for those who understand the importance of the citric acid cycle (also known as tricarboxylic acid cycle) in order to have energy and function throughout the day! myBiochemistry
