Take Any Road In Life Reach A Saddle Point (Math) Coffee Mug

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If you travel in the road of life -- and who doesn't? -- you'll enjoy wry math and geometry humor with this mug featuring a saddle point along with the saying: "Take Any Road In Life And You'll Eventually Reach A Saddle Point". In mathematics a saddle point is a point in the domain of a function of two variables which is a stationary point but not a local extremum. At such a point the surface resembles a saddle that curves up in one direction and curves down in a different direction -- much like a horse saddle. Showcase tongue-in-cheek educational mathematical humor with this life humor truism saying mug today! myMathematician

#take #road #life #CoffeeMug

Love Bridge It's A Relaxing Game Four Card Suits Face Mask

Ad: Love Bridge It's A Relaxing Game Four Card Suits Face Mask

Showcase your love of the game of bridge / duplicate bridge with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Love Bridge It's A Relaxing Game". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask! For any bridge player who plays bridge to relax! myBridgePlayer

Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Dermal Layers) T-Shirt

Ad: Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Dermal Layers) T-Shirt

Do you frequently get under people's skin -- figurative speaking? Or do you work in the medical field -- for example dermatology -- and frequently get under people's skin through medical means? Showcase your wry anatomical skin layer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the human skin complete with all key parts labeled. Comes with the advice that will let others do a double-take the next time they come near you: "Warning I Get Under People's Skin". Science humor gifts for anyone with skin! myWarning

#skin #warning #anatomy #dermatologist #TShirt

Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Dermal Layers) Mouse Pad

Ad: Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Dermal Layers) Mouse Pad

Do you frequently get under people's skin -- figurative speaking? Or do you work in the medical field -- for example dermatology -- and frequently get under people's skin through medical means? Showcase your wry anatomical skin layer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the human skin complete with all key parts labeled. Comes with the advice that will let others do a double-take the next time they come near you: "Warning I Get Under People's Skin". Science humor gifts for anyone with skin! myWarning

#skin #warning #anatomy #dermatologist #MousePad

Warning! Emotional DNA Inside (DNA Replication) T-Shirt

Ad: Warning! Emotional DNA Inside (DNA Replication) T-Shirt

If you are an emotional person and believe that there is a hereditary basis for being emotional you'll enjoy this molecular biology attitude tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Warning! Emotional DNA Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with a dose of scientific fun with this tee! myWarning

#psychology #emotional #inside #words #TShirt

Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Wrapping Paper

Ad: Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Wrapping Paper

Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy! myPsychology

Think Linear Linear Least Squares Statistics Scarf

Ad: Think Linear Linear Least Squares Statistics Scarf

If you work with linear regression and linear least squares you'll enjoy this educational math and statistics scarf featuring the truism saying "Think Linear - Linear Least Squares". Make others do a double-take today on why they should think in a linear manner. No need to be a mathematician statistician psychologist or economist to enjoy! myStatistician

Showcase Your Statistical Significance Statistics iPhone 13 Case

Ad: Showcase Your Statistical Significance Statistics iPhone 13 Case

Statisticians psychologists economists scientists social scientists and anyone who works with statistics will enjoy this iPhone 13 case featuring bell curve (normal distribution curve) attitude. Includes the bell curve complete with percentages under the curve along with the following saying that will make statisticians and non-statisticians alike do a double-take: "Showcase Your Statistical Significance Do Statistics". Memorable educational statistical significance humor iPhone 13 case for anyone who knows about calculating probabilities! myStatistician

Jury Trial Outcomes Innocent Guilty Jury Verdict Fabric

Ad: Jury Trial Outcomes Innocent Guilty Jury Verdict Fabric

No need to have done jury duty to enjoy this educational statistical error summarized "Jury Trial Outcomes" fabric featuring jury verdict versus true state. Fabric for anyone who knows about hypothesis testing outcomes as applied to guilty or innocent verdicts in the court system. Make others do a double-take about jury trial outcomes the next time you create and make with this informative fabric. myStatistician

Here's An Eyeful Eye Anatomy Geek Humor Apron

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No need to be an optician or ophthalmologist to enjoy this wry medical anatomical design featuring the eye. Includes all important parts including cornea retina and vitreous humour. Common truism saying says it all: "Here's An Eyeful". Make everyone do a double-take with their eyes with this educational scientific eyeball humor all-over print apron! myAnatomical

Oxytocin Hormone Of Love (Chemistry) Stationery

Ad: Oxytocin Hormone Of Love (Chemistry) Stationery

If you are involved in pair bonding you'll enjoy any of these scientific attitude gifts featuring the mammalian hormone oxytocin along with the caption "Hormone Of Love". Educational chemical structure fun for anyone who understands the importance of social recognition and pair bonding in the mammalian world! myBiochemistry

Just Call Me Cerebral Brain Anatomy Humor Tea Bag Drink Mix

Ad: Just Call Me Cerebral Brain Anatomy Humor Tea Bag Drink Mix

Showcase your wry cerebral sense of humor with a dose of anatomical fun with this drink mix featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Just Call Me Cerebral". No need to be a brain surgeon or philosopher or psychologist to enjoy pensive geek humor today with this drink mix! myAnatomical

Pay Attention To Gut Intuition (Digestive System) Button

Ad: Pay Attention To Gut Intuition (Digestive System) Button

Do you often go with your gut intuition? Showcase wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts with the truism saying "Pay Attention To Gut Intuition". Includes diagram of digestive system complete with labels. Perfect gifts for all those who are intuitive and desire for others to pay attention to gut intuition! No need to be a psychologist or work in the medical field to enjoy! myAnatomical

Study Of Brain Physiology (c. 1508) da Vinci Fabric

Ad: Study Of Brain Physiology (c. 1508) da Vinci Fabric

No need to be a neurosurgeon or neuroscientist to enjoy creating and making items with this fabric featuring an illustration of the human brain by Renaissance genius scientist and artist Leonardo da Vinci. Title of da Vinci's infamous work is known as "Study Of Brain Physiology" and is circa 1508. myAnatomical

Just Call Me Semi-Conservative Molecular Biology Fabric

Ad: Just Call Me Semi-Conservative Molecular Biology Fabric

Semi-conservative does not refer to politics but instead to the Meselson-Stahl experiment which proved that DNA replication was semi-conservative with one strand coming from the original helix and one from a newly formed strand. Molecular biology fabric for anyone into experiments or DNA! Memorable scientific attitude conversation starter fabric for any maker. myMolecularBiology

#experiment #just #call #Fabric

Unwind With Molecular Biology DNA Replication Socks

Ad: Unwind With Molecular Biology DNA Replication Socks

Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with this pair of socks featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor advice pair of socks for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid! Double entendre saying for anyone who engages in rest and relaxation from a scientific perspective. myMolecularBiology

#unwind #with #molecular #biology #Socks

Be Quiet! Silencer RNA Inside Biology Advice Humor Planner

Ad: Be Quiet! Silencer RNA Inside Biology Advice Humor Planner

If you are looking for some silence -- for some peace and quiet -- you'll enjoy this wry science humor planner featuring silencer RNA along with the truism saying "Be Quiet! Silencer RNA Inside". Cell and molecular biology attitude planner for anyone looking for some peace and quiet! myMolecularBiology

#quiet #silencer #inside #Planner

Use It Or Lose It Anatomical Brain Advice Humor Metal Lunch Box

Ad: Use It Or Lose It Anatomical Brain Advice Humor Metal Lunch Box

If you've ever encountered anyone who does not use their brain you'll enjoy this apropos tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy humor metal lunch box featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take about what they should do with their brain with a dose of medical anatomical sound advice attitude with this metal lunch box at your next meal! myPsychology

Logic Matrices Inside Boolean Logic Geek Humor Bandana

Ad: Logic Matrices Inside Boolean Logic Geek Humor Bandana

Logicians and mathematicians will enjoy this bandana featuring Boolean logic along with the truism caption "Logic Matrices Inside". Memorable psychological geek humor bandana for anyone with a logical mindset! myPsychology

Will Code For Gear (Bugdroid Software Developer) Rectangular Sticker

Ad: Will Code For Gear (Bugdroid Software Developer) Rectangular Sticker

Showcase your wry Android software developer side with any of these gifts featuring Bugdroid with each letter in a shout-out position that says the following: "Will Code For Gear". Veterans of hackathons will enjoy any of these Bugdroid saying gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myProgrammer

#software #developer #code #bugdroid #RectangularSticker

Be Strategic (Through The Looking Glass Chess) Throw Pillow

Ad: Be Strategic (Through The Looking Glass Chess) Throw Pillow

Showcase your wry chess player Wonderland attitude side with this throw pillow featuring the king and queen engaged in deep conversation on the chess battlefield along with the following truism caption: "Be Strategic". Make others do a double-take the next time they take a nap with this sound advice throw pillow today! myPsychology

Your Mind Is Like Software Program It (Brain)

Ad: Your Mind Is Like Software Program It (Brain)

No need to be a software engineer software programmer or psychologist to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the brain along with the saying "Your Mind Is Like Software Program It". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek humor with these psyche attitude gifts today! Memorable metaphor and sound psychological advice for all who learn! myProgrammer

#brain #programmer #your #mind

Warning! Dynamite Inside Nitroglycerin Molecule Face Mask

Ad: Warning! Dynamite Inside Nitroglycerin Molecule Face Mask

Warn others of your dynamite personality with this wry chemistry humor cotton/polyester face mask featuring the chemical structure of nitroglycerin molecule along with the saying "Warning! Dynamite Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies inside of you with a dose of tongue-in-cheek scientific attitude today with this face mask! myPsychology

It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist Thermodynamics Scarf

Ad: It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist Thermodynamics Scarf

No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy this scarf featuring the Carnot heat engine along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day 7 Days Per Week 365 Days Per Year". Specifically this scarf features the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude scarf for anyone who works in the thermodynamic sense of the word! myPhysics

#carnot #heat #engine #thermodynamics #second #Scarf

Use It Or Lose It Anatomical Brain Advice Humor 3 Ring Binder

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If you've ever encountered anyone who does not use his or her brain you'll enjoy this apropos tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy humor binder featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take about what one should do with one's brain with a dose of medical anatomical sound advice attitude with this binder! myPsychology

Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Keychain

Ad: Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Keychain

Make others do a double-take with this gift that says it all: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Featuring bell curve (Gaussian curve normal distribution curve) complete with percentages. Educational humor fun gift. No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! myStatistician

Always Remember To Pull Trump (Four Card Suits) Button

Ad: Always Remember To Pull Trump (Four Card Suits) Button

Bridge players of all skill levels will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the timeless bridge maxim "Always Remember To Pull Trump" along with the four card suits. Provide others with sound advice at the bridge table with a dose of bridge attitude today with any of these bridge saying gifts! myBridgePlayer

To Finesse Or Not To Finesse? That Is The Question Face Mask

Ad: To Finesse Or Not To Finesse? That Is The Question Face Mask

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the following rhetorical question often noted by a declarer -- inside her or his mind when playing bridge: "To Finesse Or Not To Finesse? That Is The Question". With apologies to William Shakespeare! Memorable bridge saying face mask for any avid bridge player when trying to decide what card to play next! myBridgePlayer

Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge Card Suits 3 Ring Binder

Ad: Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge Card Suits 3 Ring Binder

If you are constantly learning and re-learning the game of duplicate bridge you'll enjoy this binder featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge". No matter what age you are if you are constantly learning about how to play the game of duplicate bridge showcase this fact with this memorable bridge saying binder! myBridgePlayer

Defining The Origin Of Wine (Wine Grape Berry) T-Shirt

Ad: Defining The Origin Of Wine (Wine Grape Berry) T-Shirt

Educate others on "Defining the Origin of Wine" with this anatomical humor wine grape berry gift tee! Features the wine grape berry and includes labeled parts. Biological fun for all. No need to be a wine drinker or grape lover but it certainly helps! myAnatomical

Welcome To Rat Race County (Signs) Pinback Button

Ad: Welcome To Rat Race County (Signs) Pinback Button

Do you work long hours? Do you often feel that you reside in Rat Race County? Showcase wry intelligent humor with this "Welcome To Rat Race County" signage design on any of these gifts. Showcase tongue-in-cheek humor about how you feel about where you are in life with this truism saying! No need to be a transportation engineer to enjoy! myWork

#work #humor #welcome #PinbackButton

My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle Krebs Planner

Ad: My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle Krebs Planner

If you lead a complex life you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on this planner featuring the Krebs cycle along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with this planner that is a great conversation starter! Citric acid cycle attitude planner for anyone who operates on a complex cycle. myBiochemistry

Warning! Emotional DNA Inside Molecular Bio Humor Bandana

Ad: Warning! Emotional DNA Inside Molecular Bio Humor Bandana

If you are an emotional person and believe that there is a hereditary basis for being emotional you'll enjoy this molecular biology attitude bandana featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Warning! Emotional DNA Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with a dose of scientific fun with this bandana! myWarning

#psychology #emotional #inside #words #Bandana

If Your Life Resembles Mold Take Penicillin Throw Pillow

Ad: If Your Life Resembles Mold Take Penicillin Throw Pillow

Showcase your wry scientific chemical molecule attitude with this pillow gift featuring the chemical molecule for penicillin along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "If Your Life Resembles Mold Take Penicillin". Classic geek humor penicillin saying pillow gift for all who can get a bit moldy in life! myBiochemistry

Warning! Approaching Cat Snuggler Three Cats Fabric

Ad: Warning! Approaching Cat Snuggler Three Cats Fabric

Make others do a double-take with a dose of cat attitude when you create items with this fabric featuring three snoozing snuggling cats along with the following advice: "Warning! Approaching Cat Snuggler". Great fabric for any cat lover who loves to snuggle with cats! myWarning

#warning #approaching #snuggler #three #Fabric

Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within Krebs Socks

Ad: Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within Krebs Socks

No need to be a biochemist or organic chemist to enjoy wry Krebs cycle humor with this citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) pair of socks featuring the following saying: "Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within". Make others do a double-take on what they are powered by with a dose of educational scientific fun with this pair of socks! myBiochemistry