Where's The Hand You Held In Bidding? Bridge Game Face Mask

Ad: Where's The Hand You Held In Bidding? Bridge Game Face Mask

If you have ever had a bridge partner who bid wildly at the bridge table you will enjoy this bridge humor cotton/polyester face mask. Design features all four card suits (heart club diamond spade) along with the query that a declarer often says to dummy "Where's The Hand You Held In Bidding?" Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask! myBridgePlayer

Organized Mind Inside Anatomical Brain Humor Trivet

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If you are an organized person you'll enjoy this anatomical brain attitude trivet featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Organized Mind Inside". Make others do a double-take at how organized you truly are with this biological attitude trivet today! myAnatomical

Just A Gut Feeling... Digestive System Humor Apron

Ad: Just A Gut Feeling... Digestive System Humor Apron

Do you have a gut feeling from time to time? Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of wry medical anatomical humor with this all-over print apron featuring all key parts of the digestive system along with the saying "Just A Gut Feeling ...". myAnatomical

Use It Or Lose It Anatomical Brain Advice Humor Socks

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If you've ever encountered anyone who does not use his or her brain you'll enjoy this apropos tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy humor pair of socks featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take about what one should do with one's brain with a dose of medical anatomical sound advice attitude with these socks! myAnatomical

Ada Lovelace World's First Computer Programmer 3 Ring Binder

Ad: Ada Lovelace World's First Computer Programmer 3 Ring Binder

No need to be a feminist to appreciate this binder featuring a portrait of Ada Lovelace "World's First Computer Programmer". She was an English mathematician and writer chiefly known for her work on Charles Babbage's early mechanical general-purpose computer the Analytical Engine. Her notes on the engine include what is recognized as the first algorithm intended to be processed by a machine. myMathematician

#worlds #first #computer #programmer #words #3RingBinder

An Ant's Work Is Never Done (Worker Ant Anatomy) Trucker Hat

Ad: An Ant's Work Is Never Done (Worker Ant Anatomy) Trucker Hat

Showcase your wry ant anatomy attitude with a dose of educational scientific fun with this hat featuring worker ant anatomy along with the saying "An Ant's Work Is Never Done". No need to be a biologist or entomologist to enjoy! myWork

#ants #work #never #TruckerHat

Warning! Radioactive Inside (Radiation Sign) T-Shirt

Ad: Warning! Radioactive Inside (Radiation Sign) T-Shirt

No need to be a nuclear physicist or radiologist to enjoy wry scientific signage humor with any of these gifts featuring the nuclear radiation warning sign along with the saying "Warning! Radioactive Inside". Make others do a double-take whenever they approach you with any of these geek signage gifts! myWarning

#signs #signage #physics #nuclear #TShirt

If It Weren't For Krebs I Wouldn't Be Functional T-Shirt

Ad: If It Weren't For Krebs I Wouldn't Be Functional T-Shirt

No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy wry science humor with this tee featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "If It Weren't For Krebs I Wouldn't Be Functional". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with this t-shirt that will make others do a double-take about where you get your energy from! myBiochemistry

Warning! Malfunctioning Neurotransmitters Inside Slip-On Sneakers

Ad: Warning! Malfunctioning Neurotransmitters Inside Slip-On Sneakers

No need to be a biologist or work in the medical field to enjoy wry biological humor with this neuron / synapse pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the saying "Warning! Malfunctioning Neurotransmitters Inside". Make others do a double-take with educational scientific attitude! Educational fun slip-on sneakers for anyone with neurons that malfunction sometimes! myWarning

#neurology #synapse #neuron #warning #inside #SlipOnSneakers

I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle Krebs Cycle 3 Ring Binder

Ad: I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle Krebs Cycle 3 Ring Binder

If you operate on a convoluted cycle you'll enjoy this wry scientific humor binder featuring the Krebs cycle also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC). Comes with the saying: "I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle". Make others do a double-take with this biochemistry attitude binder today. Memorable scientific saying binder for doctors nurses scientists and anyone who operates on a convoluted cycle! myBiochemistry

My Life Operates In A Predictable Cycle Krebs Bandana

Ad: My Life Operates In A Predictable Cycle Krebs Bandana

Showcase your predictable side with a dose of scientific fun with this bandana featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle). Design includes the following quirky attitude saying: "My Life Operates In A Predictable Cycle". Educational biochemical geek humor bandana for anyone who understands the predictable nature of the Krebs cycle to one's existence! myBiochemistry

I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite Socks

Ad: I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite Socks

Geology humor is alive and well on this pair of socks featuring various igneous rock according to silica content along with the saying with an earth scientific twist: "I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite" -- a pun on the saying "I'm Ignorant Don't Take Me For Granted". myEarthScience

#igneous #dont #take #Socks

Subduction Leads To Orogeny Plate Tectonics Humor Socks

Ad: Subduction Leads To Orogeny Plate Tectonics Humor Socks

Geologists seismologists and earth scientists will appreciate this pair of socks featuring three different plate boundaries along with the following geological / plate tectonic saying: "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make everyone do a double-take on the origin of mountain-building today! myEarthScience

#subduction #leads #orogeny #Socks

Spicy DNA Inside DNA Replication Geek Humor Notebook

Ad: Spicy DNA Inside DNA Replication Geek Humor Notebook

Do you like spicy foods? Scientists believe that there is a gene or two which codes for an ability to sense spicy foods. Showcase your wry genetic / molecular biology sense of humor with this DNA replication notebook featuring the saying "Spicy DNA Inside". Make others do a double-take on what foods you like to eat and reason why you like spicy foods today! myMolecularBiology

#spicy #inside #genes #Notebook

Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life (Mature RNA) Round Clock

Ad: Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life (Mature RNA) Round Clock

Wry molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these biotechnology gifts featuring introns exons and the making of mature RNA. Comes with the truism saying for all who know about the splicing of life: "Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational scientific biological attitude today! myMolecularBiology

#splicing #mature #RoundClock

Do Not Disturb Brain At Work Anatomical Advice Face Shield

Ad: Do Not Disturb Brain At Work Anatomical Advice Face Shield

If your brain is constantly working you'll enjoy this face shield featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take before communicating with you: "Do Not Disturb Brain At Work". Classic anatomical geek humor face shield for anyone with a brain and does not want to be disturbed! myAnatomical

Circle Of Willis Providing Proper Blood Flow Brain Towel

Ad: Circle Of Willis Providing Proper Blood Flow Brain Towel

Educational scientific anatomical attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the Circle of Willis the structure of arteries that provide blood flow to the brain. Make others do a double-take with a dose of circulatory attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Circle Of Willis Providing Proper Blood Flow To The Brain". myAnatomical

Just Call Me Cerebral Brain Anatomy Humor Socks

Ad: Just Call Me Cerebral Brain Anatomy Humor Socks

Showcase your wry cerebral sense of humor with a dose of anatomical fun with this pair of socks featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Just Call Me Cerebral". No need to be a brain surgeon or philosopher or psychologist to enjoy pensive geek humor today! myPsychology

This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin T-Shirt

Ad: This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin T-Shirt

Are you powered by nitroglycerin? If you've had some heart problems and/or know someone who is having heart problems and is taking nitroglycerin you'll enjoy this chemistry humor gift tee! Featuring the nitroglycerin chemical molecule along with the wry scientific saying that should get other people's attention: "This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin"! myBiochemistry

History Of Earth Geological Timeline Bandana

Ad: History Of Earth Geological Timeline Bandana

If you think about how long Earth has been in existence you'll enjoy this earth science geological time clock bandana featuring "History Of Earth" -- from more than 4 billions years ago to the present. Make others do a double-take about how long Earth has supported life with this educational scientific attitude bandana! myEarthScience

#history #earth #geological #timeline #Bandana

The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth Blue Marble Earth Planner

Ad: The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth Blue Marble Earth Planner

Showcase your wry intelligent geek sense of humor with this planner featuring the infamous Blue Marble Earth picture taken from outer space along with the following truism saying: "The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth". Make everyone do a double-take on what is to yet to come with a dose of existential geek humor today! myEarthScience

#geek #shall #inherit #earth #Planner

Do You Know Where You Are On Earth's Crust? Face Mask

Ad: Do You Know Where You Are On Earth's Crust? Face Mask

Showcase your knowledge of the elevation of the Earth with this earth science cotton/polyester face mask featuring an elevation histogram of the Earth's crust. Comes with the following scientific query: "Do You Know Where You Are On Earth's Crust?" Make others do a double-take about their elevation level on Earth wherever they are with this geek attitude face mask! myEarthScience

#elevation #earths #crust #trench #FaceMask

Always Test Your Hypothesis Bell Curve Humor Planner

Ad: Always Test Your Hypothesis Bell Curve Humor Planner

Statisticians and psychologists will enjoy this planner featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that provides sound advice for those who work with stats: "Always Test Your Hypothesis". myStatistician

Who Said That I Was Normal? Bell Curve Geek Humor 3 Ring Binder

Ad: Who Said That I Was Normal? Bell Curve Geek Humor 3 Ring Binder

Make others do a double-take with this 3 ring binder that says it all: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Featuring bell curve (Gaussian curve normal distribution curve) complete with percentages. Educational humor binder for anyone -- no need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! myStatistician

Statistics Art Science Of Formalizing Intuitive Mouse Pad

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Bell curve attitude is alive and well on this mousepad featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the following saying: "Statistics - The Art & Science Of Formalizing The Intuitive". No need to be a psychologist or statistician or mathematician to enjoy! Memorable stats humor mousepad for anyone who knows about the discipline of statistics! myStatistician

Life Thought How Correlated Are You With World Planner

Ad: Life Thought How Correlated Are You With World Planner

Showcase your wry statistical side with this planner featuring various correlations and their corresponding correlation coefficients along with the following existential stats query: "In Life & Thought How Correlated Are You With The Rest Of The World?" Do a double-take on the subject of correlation with a dose of statistical attitude today with this planner! myStatistician

Hard Work Is In My DNA Molecular Biology Humor Fleece Blanket

Ad: Hard Work Is In My DNA Molecular Biology Humor Fleece Blanket

Showcase your wry DNA replication sense of humor with this fleece blanket featuring the saying "Hard Work Is In My DNA". Make others do a double-take about where you get your hard worker nature from with a dose of genetics attitude today with this fleece blanket! myWork

#hard #work #FleeceBlanket

Occupy Your Heart With Happiness Anatomical Humor Trivet

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No need to be a cardiologist to enjoy this trivet featuring a diagram of a human heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Occupy Your Heart With Happiness". Sound advice that's straight from the heart -- no pun intended! myAnatomical

Anatomy Of Nature's Finest Engineer Entomology Drawstring Bag

Ad: Anatomy Of Nature's Finest Engineer Entomology Drawstring Bag

No need to be an entomologist or biologist to enjoy this ant anatomy geek humor drawstring bag with the saying "Anatomy Of Nature's Finest Engineer". Includes all key labels of the various parts of a worker ant. Make others do a double-take with a dose of biological scientific humor with this entomological saying drawstring backpack! myAnatomical

A Well-Defined Shoulder Anatomical Attitude Planner

Ad: A Well-Defined Shoulder Anatomical Attitude Planner

You do not need to have a well-defined shoulder to enjoy this medical and anatomical humor planner that features what else "A Well-Defined Shoulder". Showcase your medical knowledge of the different parts of your shoulder with this labeled cheat sheet planner! myAnatomical

Driven DNA Inside DNA Replication Genetics Humor Bath Mat

Ad: Driven DNA Inside DNA Replication Genetics Humor Bath Mat

Showcase your driven side with a dose of wry DNA / genetic attitude with this bath mat featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Driven DNA Inside". Make others do a double-take at the genetic origins of your driven behavior the next time you step into or out of the bathtub or shower with this bathmat! myMolecularBiology

#genes #words #unwords #BathMat

Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Bandana

Ad: Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Bandana

Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with this anatomical humor bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent reflective fun today with this bandana! myAnatomical

Resilient Genes Inside DNA Replication Humor Doormat

Ad: Resilient Genes Inside DNA Replication Humor Doormat

If you have lots of resilience perhaps you attribute this fact to your genetic disposition. Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with this doormat featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Resilient Genes Inside". myMolecularBiology

#resilience #words #unwords #Doormat

Metatron's Cube Sacred Geometry Bandana

Ad: Metatron's Cube Sacred Geometry Bandana

Metatron's Cube is considered a geometric design with the fruit of life and the 5 Platonic solids. Showcase your sacred geometry side with this bandana featuring "Metatron's Cube". Memorable sacred geometry bandana for any fan of symmetry and harmony with deep geometric spiritual intent! myMathematician

#metatrons #cube #geometry #geometric #Bandana

A Well-Defined Shoulder Anatomical Attitude 3 Ring Binder

Ad: A Well-Defined Shoulder Anatomical Attitude 3 Ring Binder

You do not need to have a well-defined shoulder to enjoy this medical and anatomical humor binder that features what else "A Well-Defined Shoulder". Showcase your medical knowledge of the different parts of your shoulder with this labeled cheat sheet binder! myAnatomical

Economists Do It With Models (Economics Humor) Baby Bodysuit

Ad: Economists Do It With Models (Economics Humor) Baby Bodysuit

Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on any of these econ gifts featuring the supply and demand curve along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy these double entendre economics attitude gifts that's just perfect for anyone who a model in their head! myMathematician

#economics #econ #economist #econometrics #mathematician #BabyBodysuit