Thomas Edison Not Failed 10000 Ways Won't Work Keychain

Ad: Thomas Edison Not Failed 10000 Ways Won't Work Keychain

Here's an inspirational and motivational quote by Thomas Edison: "I have not failed I've just found 10000 ways that won't work." Gifts to inspire and delight those who have a high failure rate. Quotable quote for scientists inventors engineers writers artists and everyone else who hasn't failed but instead found many many ways that won't work. Perseverance quote humor for all who look on the bright side of life! myWork

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Organic Machinery Inside Krebs Cycle Geek Humor Bandana

Ad: Organic Machinery Inside Krebs Cycle Geek Humor Bandana

Let everyone do a double-take at the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) with this bandana featuring the saying "Organic Machinery Inside". No need to be a biochemist to enjoy wearing this bandana! myBiochemistry

Warning! Dynamite Inside Nitroglycerin Molecule Notebook

Ad: Warning! Dynamite Inside Nitroglycerin Molecule Notebook

Warn others of your dynamite personality with this wry chemistry humor notebook featuring the nitroglycerin molecule along with the saying "Warning! Dynamite Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies inside of you with a dose of tongue-in-cheek scientific attitude today! myWarning

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Do Not Blame The Messenger For The Message Socks

Ad: Do Not Blame The Messenger For The Message Socks

Showcase your wry biochemistry side with this pair of socks featuring the chemical structure of messenger RNA along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific truism saying "Do Not Blame The Messenger For The Message". Educational scientific linguistic humor pair of socks for anyone who knows about DNA RNA and protein synthesis! myBiochemistry

In Love With My Energy Cycle Krebs Cycle Humor Bandana

Ad: In Love With My Energy Cycle Krebs Cycle Humor Bandana

Showcase your wry citric acid cycle side with this bandana featuring the Krebs cycle along with the following saying in Love Letters font: "In Love With My Energy Cycle". Memorable biochemistry geek humor scientific saying bandana for anyone with energy! myBiochemistry

Warning! I Have A Love-Hate Relationship With Game T-Shirt

Ad: Warning! I Have A Love-Hate Relationship With Game T-Shirt

If you have a love-hate relationship with the game of bridge you'll enjoy this wry bridge / duplicate bridge saying tee featuring the four card suits. Comes with the truism saying that will make others do a double-take at the bridge table: "Warning! I Have A Love-Hate Relationship With The Game Of Bridge". Memorable t-shirt for anyone who has had winning and losing streaks when playing duplicate bridge! myWarning

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I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle Krebs Cycle Face Mask

Ad: I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle Krebs Cycle Face Mask

If you operate on a convoluted cycle you'll enjoy this wry scientific humor cotton/polyester face mask featuring the Krebs cycle also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC). Comes with the saying: "I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle". Make others do a double-take with this biochemistry attitude face mask today. Memorable scientific saying cotton/polyester face mask for doctors nurses scientists and anyone who operates on a convoluted cycle! myBiochemistry

To Predict Weather Know Your Jet Streams Matchboxes

Ad: To Predict Weather Know Your Jet Streams Matchboxes

Meteorologists and weather fans will enjoy this matchbox featuring a diagram of the two jet streams on Earth along with the scientific truism caption "To Predict Weather Know Your Jet Streams". myEarthScience

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Do You Know Your Colatitude? Geometry Attitude Fabric

Ad: Do You Know Your Colatitude? Geometry Attitude Fabric

No need to be a mathematician or an earth scientist to appreciate the calculation of colatitude the complementary angle of the latitude i.e. the difference between 90° and the latitude. Make others do a double-take the next time you create with this fabric featuring the scientific query "Do You Know Your Colatitude?" Showcase your educational spherical coordinate side with this fabric the next time you make! myEarthScience

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Are You A Leader? Or A Lagger? Geek DNA Humor Apron

Ad: Are You A Leader? Or A Lagger? Geek DNA Humor Apron

DNA replication humor and genetics attitude comes alive on this all-over print apron featuring DNA replication along with the following query: "Are You A Leader? Or A Lagger?" No matter what you do for a living question yourselves and others with this ponderous educational scientific quote featuring DNA replication and all of its parts -- including the leading strand and the lagging strand. Make others do a double-take at where they are going in life with a dose of genetic attitude today with this all-over print apron! myMolecularBiology

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Risk-Taking Is In My Genes DNA Replication Humor Apron

Ad: Risk-Taking Is In My Genes DNA Replication Humor Apron

Are you a risk-taker? Adventuresome people will enjoy this biology humor all-over print apron featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Risk-Taking Is In My Genes". Make others do a double-take on where you get your daring-do side from with a dose of geek attitude today with this all-over print apron! myMolecularBiology

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Efficient Genes Inside DNA Replication Apron

Ad: Efficient Genes Inside DNA Replication Apron

Showcase your wry efficient side with a dose of molecular biology humor with this all-over print apron featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the saying "Efficient Genes Inside". Memorable molecular biology humor apron for anyone who works in quality assurance or quality control! myMolecularBiology

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Tie

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Dermatologists will enjoy any of these wry anatomical humor gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Dermatologists Know Their Skin". myAnatomical

Ever Since I Started Playing Bridge Impossible To Magnet

Ad: Ever Since I Started Playing Bridge Impossible To Magnet

Are you an avid bridge player? Do you have any free time since you became a bridge player? Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Ever Since I Started Playing Bridge It Became Impossible To Have Any Free Time". myBridgePlayer

Structure Your Thinking Play Bridge Card Suits Doormat

Ad: Structure Your Thinking Play Bridge Card Suits Doormat

Bridge teachers and bridge players alike will enjoy this timeless bridge advice door mat featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "Structure Your Thinking Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take on what the game of bridge is all about! myBridgePlayer

Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question (Bridge) Cloth Napkin

Ad: Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question (Bridge) Cloth Napkin

If you've ever played the game of bridge and have pondered whether to pass you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table on what you are pondering the next time it is your turn to bid! With apologies to William Shakespeare on this common bridge saying! myBridgePlayer

Statistical Error Summarized (Hypothesis Testing) Round Clock

Ad: Statistical Error Summarized (Hypothesis Testing) Round Clock

No need to be a statistician to enjoy this educational "Statistical Error Summarized" clock featuring the various hypothesis testing outcomes. Make others do a double-take on statistical error with this stats attitude clock today! Psychologists economists scientists and all who engage in hypothesis testing will enjoy! myPsychology

Make The Creative Connections Think Neuron Synapse Bandana

Ad: Make The Creative Connections Think Neuron Synapse Bandana

Are you a creative person? Showcase your wry creative side with a dose of biological attitude with this bandana featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the truism saying "Make The Creative Connections Think". Make others do a double-take with a touch of philosophical and neurological geek attitude with this scientific advice bandana today! myPsychology

Two No Trump Most Difficult Contract Bridge Humor Socks

Ad: Two No Trump Most Difficult Contract Bridge Humor Socks

Do you believe that 2NT is often the most difficult contract? Bridge players will enjoy this pair of socks featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism: "Two No Trump Is Often The Most Difficult Contract". No need to be an avid bridge player or bridge teacher to enjoy this pair of socks! myPsychology

Thought Process Experimentation Inside Neuron Bandana

Ad: Thought Process Experimentation Inside Neuron Bandana

Showcase your wry neuron / synapse attitude with this bandana featuring all key anatomical parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following saying for all thinkers: "Thought Process Experimentation Inside". myPsychology

Tesla Was Right (Nikola Tesla) Luggage Tag

Ad: Tesla Was Right (Nikola Tesla) Luggage Tag

No need to be a scientist or inventor to appreciate Nikola Tesla's genius and impact on society via his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He is known as the "Father of Wireless" and "Father of Radio" as well as the winner in the "War of the Currents" against Thomas Edison triumphing with alternating current when pitted against Edison's advocacy of direct current. Showcase your Tesla genius side with any of these "Tesla Was Right" gifts! myPhysics

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Lactic Acid Inside Chemistry Molecule T-Shirt

Ad: Lactic Acid Inside Chemistry Molecule T-Shirt

Do you exercise? Do you have caries? Showcase your wry sense of chemical molecule humor with this tee featuring "Lactic Acid Inside" and the lactic acid chemical molecule. Make others do a double-take at the chemistry within you with this scientific saying geek humor tee! myBiochemistry

Team Adrenaline Chemical Molecule Humor Coffee Mug

Ad: Team Adrenaline Chemical Molecule Humor Coffee Mug

Do you enjoy the adrenaline pumping through your circulatory system? No need to be a runner or jogging to enjoy wry chemical molecule with this "Team Adrenaline" design featuring the adrenaline molecule. Scientific educational attitude mug for anyone who is part of Team Adrenaline! myBiochemistry

This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Coffee Mug

Ad: This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Coffee Mug

Showcase your biochemical side with this cellular respiration humor mug featuring the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take when you let them know exactly where you get your energy from with this ATP energy mug! myBiochemistry

Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere Earth Dart Board

Ad: Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere Earth Dart Board

Hydrologists civil engineers and earth scientists will enjoy this view of land shallow water ice and clouds of the Earth along with the following scientific advice: "Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere On Earth". Memorable Earth imagery gifts for all who understand the importance of water to the sustainability of our planet! myEarthScience

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You Cannot Read The Label Sitting Inside Jar Humor Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Ad: You Cannot Read The Label Sitting Inside Jar Humor Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Showcase your wry psychological side at work and elsewhere with this mug featuring a symbol of a person sitting inside a jar along with the following sound observation: "You Cannot Read The Label If You Are Sitting Inside The Jar". Comes the following sound advice as well as a caption: "Ergo Resolve To Leave The Jar From Time To Time". Make others do a double-take at both life and work with this humorous reminder mug! myWork

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To Analyze Clumps Of Data Cophenetic Correlation Adult Apron

Ad: To Analyze Clumps Of Data Cophenetic Correlation Adult Apron

Those who work with tons of data will enjoy any of these wry stats humor gifts featuring the formula for calculating the cophenetic correlation coefficient. Says: "To Analyze Clumps Of Data Just Calculate Cophenetic Correlation Coefficient" with the caption "Note: Magnitude of c should be close to 1 for a high-quality solution." Cophenetic correlation represents a measure how faithfully a dendrogram preserves the pairwise distances between the original unmodeled data points. Make others do a double-take with intelligent biostatistical humor with any of these definitional stats gifts! myStatistician

My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence Socks

Ad: My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence Socks

Mathematicians will enjoy this pair of socks with the wry geek humor saying "My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence". Word play socks on the word pi / pie featuring pi on a baked pie. Memorable philosophical socks for anyone who can't help but think about pi especially when eating pie! myMathematician

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Be Careful When Studying Math Inequality Euclidean Socks

Ad: Be Careful When Studying Math Inequality Euclidean Socks

Showcase the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality with a dose of geometry attitude with this pair of socks featuring the wry mathematical saying: "Be Careful When Studying Math - There Is A Lot Of Inequality In Euclidean Space". Warn others about studying math with a dose of educational mathematical geek humor whenever you wear these socks! myMathematician

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Software DNA Inside DNA Replication Humor Apron

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Anyone who has worked or lived in the software industry for a long time will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek molecular biology attitude all-over print apron featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on your genetic propensity for software: "Software DNA Inside". myProgrammer

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Information Transfer Inside Brain Anatomy Humor Fabric

Ad: Information Transfer Inside Brain Anatomy Humor Fabric

Do you like to think and create with fabric? Showcase your wry brainy side with this fabric featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Information Transfer Inside". Make others do a double-take at what your brain does all the time with a dose of scientific fun with your creations with this fabric! myAnatomical

Here's Looking At Euclid Art Humor Painting 3 Ring Binder

Ad: Here's Looking At Euclid Art Humor Painting 3 Ring Binder

Showcase your wry mathematical and artistic side with this binder featuring a drawing of Euclid in Ancient Greek times by Raphael in his infamous fresco work "The School Of Athens" along with the saying "Here's Looking At Euclid". Binder for any fan of Euclid and his contributions to geometry throughout the ages! myMathematician

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Wanted A New Brain (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Award

Ad: Wanted A New Brain (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Award

Do you ever feel like you need a new brain? Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Wanted A New Brain". myAnatomical

Penrose Tiling Five-Fold Symmetry Socks

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A Penrose tiling is a non-periodic tiling generated by an aperiodic set of prototiles. Penrose tilings are named after mathematician and physicist Roger Penrose who investigated these sets in the 1970s. The aperiodicity of the Penrose prototiles implies that a shifted copy of a Penrose tiling will never match the original. Showcase your Penrose tiling sense of style with this pair of socks featuring reflection symmetry and fivefold rotational symmetry. Perfect pair of socks for any mathematician or physicist with an aperiodic sense of style! myMathematician

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