Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying that any duplicate bridge player can relate to: "Be Competitive Play Duplicate Bridge". Great gifts for any competitive duplicate bridge player! myBridgePlayer
Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "The Skin Doctor Is In". myAnatomical
Wry pi fan humor is alive and well on this planner featuring pi the mathematical constant and irrational number on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others scratch their heads and wonder what you are referring to: "Proof Is In The Pi". myMathematician
#mathematician #irrational #number #math #humor #Planner
No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy this all-over print apron featuring the Carnot heat engine along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day 7 Days Per Week 365 Days Per Year". Specifically this apron features the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude all-over print apron for anyone who works in the thermodynamic sense of the word! myWork
#carnot #heat #engine #thermodynamics #second #Apron
Showcase your wry chemistry / biochemistry sense of humor with this jigsaw puzzle featuring a graph showing the difference in both activation energy and time of the reaction when an enzyme is present along with the following rhetorical question: 'How Much Free Energy Do You Have?" Classic geek humor puzzle for anyone who scoffs at the idea of energy being free! myBiochemistry
Is there a nuclear reactor inside of you? No need to be a nuclear physicist -- although it helps -- to enjoy this wry technology diagram mug featuring the inputs and outputs of a nuclear power reactor along with the saying "Warning! Reactor Inside". Sound advice mug for anyone who just keeps humming along! Memorable tongue-in-cheek mug for anyone who works in nuclear power industry! myWarning
#nuclear #reactor #radioactive #geek #warning #TwoToneCoffeeMug
Showcase your educational scientific side with any of these featuring the quartenary structure of "Galactose-1-Phosphate Uridylyltransferase" the enzyme responsible for converting galactose into glucose. myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry citric acid cycle (Krebs cycle tricarboxylic acid cycle) sense of humor with this puzzle featuring the Krebs cycle along with the scientific truism saying "It's All Organic". No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy! myBiochemistry
Understand the underlying factors of global warming? Showcase wry meteorological and earth scientific humor with this throw pillow featuring El Niño and La Niña along with the following scientific saying: "Global Warming? Blame It On El Niño and La Niña". El Niño is a warming of the surface water of the eastern and central Pacific Ocean occurring every 4 to 12 years and causing unusual global weather patterns. An El Niño is said to occur when the trade winds that usually push warm surface water westward weaken allowing the warm water to pool as far eastward as the western coast of South America. La Niña is a cooling of the surface water of the eastern and central Pacific Ocean occurring somewhat less frequently than El Niño events but causing similar generally opposite disruptions to global weather patterns. La Niña conditions occur when the Pacific trade winds blow more strongly than usual pushing the sun-warmed surface water farther west and increasing the upwelling of cold water in the eastern regions. No need to be a meteorologist or an earth scientist to enjoy! myEarthScience
#nina #environmental #global #warming #ThrowPillow
Molecular biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication complete with all key labels of leading and lagging strands along with the truism caption "Team Molecular Biology". Anyone working in the biotechnology field will enjoy these educational scientific molecular biology saying gifts! myMolecularBiology
#team #molecular #biology #words #RoundClock
Showcase your biochemical attitude with a dose of educational scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the four nucleotide bases of deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) along with the following biological truism saying: "DNA Bases Basis For Life". Featuring the molecular structure of adenine cytosine guanine and thiamine. myMolecularBiology
#biology #biochemistry #bases #geek #SilverPlatedNecklace
No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor the next time you wear this bandana featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take on how you look: "Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock?" Educational geek humor bandana for anyone who feels flat-lined from time to time and is in need to an electroshock! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #cardiology #words #unwords #Bandana
Showcase your wry geek sense of humor when you wear this necklace featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram as well as the truism saying "Signs Of Life Inside". Memorable medical humor necklace for anyone with a heartbeat! myHeartbeat
#signs #life #heartbeat #SilverPlatedNecklace
Duplicate bridge players hungry for bridge will enjoy this wry bridge humor polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge attitude at your next bridge game with this memorable bridge saying polyester face mask! myBridgePlayer
Introduced first in 1927 by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. In other words two variables that do not commute cannot be measured simultaneously—the more precisely one is known the less precisely the other can be known. Let your wry quantum mechanics side shine with this planner featuring an illustration of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle along with the following ponderous existential geek humor caption: "How Certain Are You Of Anything In This Uncertain World?" Memorable existential geek humor planner for anyone with an uncertain view of the world! myPhysics
#heisenbergs #uncertainty #principle #quantum #mechanics #Planner
Featuring the Carnot heat engine which is often used to illustrate the Second Law of Thermodynamics showcase your wry and witty thermodynamic sense of humor with this face shield with the saying "Inefficient Working Body Located Inside". Face shield for anyone who is lazy or who knows about the physics of work! myPhysics
#carnot #heat #engine #lazy #lifestyle #FaceShield
Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with any of these anatomical gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent reflective fun today! myPsychology
Let your wry biochemical side shine with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the chemical structure of oxytocin the mammalian hormone responsible for social bonding and trust along with the following truism saying: "Just Trust Me". Classic biochemistry geek humor slip-on sneakers for anyone who desires to be trusted! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry and inspirational chemical side with this planner featuring the ball-and-stick model of the serotonin chemical molecule along with the saying "Happiness Molecule Inside". Serotonin is often called the "happiness molecule" because it influences one's mood. myBiochemistry
Let your wry biochemical side shine with this planner featuring the chemical structure of oxytocin the mammalian hormone responsible for social bonding and trust along with the following truism saying: "Just Trust Me". Classic biochemistry geek humor planner for anyone who desires to be trusted! myBiochemistry
Earth scientists and geologists who have studied the formation of the Rockies (Rocky Mountains in the Western Hemisphere) will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek geological logo mug featuring the Laramide orogeny along with the saying "Support The Laramide Revolution It Helped Formed The Rockies". Educational plate tectonic attitude for all who study mountain building processes! myEarthScience
#helped #form #rockies #TwoToneCoffeeMug
No need to be an earth scientist to enjoy wry geological humor this educational scientific mousepad featuring the proposed convection system under the Earth's crust. Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek science humor with this mousepad with the word-play saying "Life Is A Matter Of Convection". Plate tectonics attitude mousepad for anyone with conviction on how the Earth works underneath its surface! myEarthScience
#earth #science #scientist #geology #MousePad
Statistician will enjoy this stats humor drink mix featuring statistical error summarized in a chart including Type I and Type II errors along with the geek humor saying: "Unleash Your Statistical Self Do Hypothesis Testing". Memorable stats humor drink mix for any statistician or anyone who engages in hypothesis testing! myStatistician
Do you think in terms of probabilities? Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with this bandana featuring a bell curve (normal distribution curve) complete with percentages under the curve and Z-scores and t-scores along with the saying that says it all: "Probabilistic Thinker Inside". Educational geek attitude bandana for anyone who thinks in terms of probabilities all the time! myStatistician
Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with this educational scientific jigsaw puzzle featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Doing It All Is In My DNA". Memorable geek humor puzzle for anyone who feels compelled to do it all! myWork
#science #humor #words #unwords #JigsawPuzzle
Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with this throw pillow featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Hypothesis Tester Inside". myStatistician
No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy wry statistical humor with this scarf featuring the bell curve distribution (also known as the Gaussian curve normal distribution curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Embrace Your Normal Self". Classic geek humor scarf for anyone who embraces one's own normal self with a dose of psychological statistical attitude style! myStatistician
No need to celebrate the holiday season with any of these wry word-play molecular biology gifts featuring Holliday junction a mobile junction between four strands of DNA. Named after Robin Holliday in 1964 to account for a particular type of exchange of genetic information he observed in yeast known as homologous recombination Holliday junctions are highly conserved structures. Word play on the word "holiday". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational scientific colorful gifts with a dose of tongue-in-cheek double-entendre geek humor! myMolecularBiology
#holliday #junction #warmest #wishes #this #Teapot
Those who work in the field of medicine and healthcare will enjoy this notebook featuring a list of viral infections along with the following query "Got Any Viral Infections?" Educational scientific notebook for anyone who thinks about the viral infections that affect humans! myAnatomical
Those who work in the field of medicine and healthcare will enjoy this clock featuring a list of viral infections along with the following query "Got Any Viral Infections?" Educational scientific clock for anyone who thinks about the viral infections that affect humans! myAnatomical
No need to be a mathematician or a spiritual person to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the various "Platonic Solids As Derived From The Fruit Of Life". Included are the 5 Platonic solids known as tetrahedron hexahedron octahedron dodecahedron and icosahedron along with Metatron's Cube in comparison. In geometry a Platonic solid is a convex polyhedron that is regular in the sense of a regular polygon. Specifically the faces of a Platonic solid are congruent regular polygons with the same number of faces meeting at each vertex; thus all its edges are congruent as are its vertices and angles. Throughout the ages sacred geometry has been used in the planning and construction of religious structures and religious art. Make others do a double-take regarding all of the five platonic solids with any of these memorable "Platonic Solids As Derived From The Fruit Of Life" gifts! myMathematician
#geometry #sacred #fruit #NeckTie
Educational molecular biology attitude is alive and well on this notebook featuring the "Hepatitis C Viral Replication Cycle". No need to be a virologist to enjoy! myMolecularBiology
#hepatitis #virus #replication #cycle #Notebook
No need to work in the medical field to recognize that your heartbeat is your internal music. Showcase medical attitude with this ECG/EKG (electrocardiography) sinus rhythm of a normal heartbeat on any of these gifts with the health truism saying "Heartbeat Is My Internal Music". Make others do a double-take with educational medical fun! myHeartbeat
#words #unwords #TShirt
