Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Bridge players will enjoy this bandana featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Be The Life Of The Party Play Bridge". Memorable bandana for any avid bridge player who represents the life of the party! myBridgePlayer
Are you an avid bridge player? Do you have any free time since you became a bridge player? Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with this polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Ever Since I Started Playing Bridge It Became Impossible To Have Any Free Time". myBridgePlayer
Emergency medical technicians -- and anyone who works in the medical profession -- will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the caption "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of wry medical technology humor today! myHeartbeat
#inside #words #unwords #TShirt
Do you preempt a lot at the bridge table? Avid bridge / duplicate bridge players will enjoy this bandana featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Preempt Or Be Preempted". Make others do a double-take about what is often necessary to do when playing a hand in the game of bridge today with this bandana! myBridgePlayer
Those who have carpal tunnel syndrome will enjoy this anatomical humor mug featuring hand anatomy from the medical textbook Gray's Anatomy along with the saying "Warning! Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Inside". Medical geek humor mug for anyone with carpal tunnel syndrome! myWarning
#warning #carpal #tunnel #syndrome #inside #CoffeeMug
Do you need to reorganize your life? Showcase your wry warning sign sense of humor with this tee featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Reorganization Of Life Ahead". Memorable geek humor signage tee for anyone who needs to reorganize their life and desire to warn others about it! Includes generic desktop computer logo as an icon for organization. myWarning
#computer #funny #words #unwords #TShirt
Are you exhausted mentally from time to time? Showcase your wry anatomical side with this pillow gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Exhausted Brain Inside". myPsychology
Showcase your wry econ humor with a dose of sound economic advice with this pair of socks featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying "Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection". Memorable saying pair of socks for any do-it-yourself investor who needs a gentle reminder on what not to do! myWarning
#invest #Socks
No need to be a gastroenterologist or work in the medical field to enjoy this wry medical and anatomical humor pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the digestive system. Includes key labels and the saying "Living Today Takes Lots Of Guts". No matter what your age or what you do for a living showcase your gusty attitude toward life today with this scientific saying pair of sneakers! Memorable life saying slip-on sneakers for anyone with guts. myPsychology
Showcase wry statistical humor with this psychological stats cotton face mask featuring the bell curve (Gaussian distribution curve) along with the definition saying "Mean Thoughts Inside". Shows the percentages of a normal distribution curve. No need to be a statistician psychologist or an angry person to enjoy! Perfect double entendre cotton face mask for anyone who thinks about averages and statistics constantly! myStatistician
Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle / tricarboxylic acid cycle) attitude is alive and well on this kitchen towel featuring the saying "It's All Organic". Memorable science humor saying gift for biochemists biologists chemists scientists and anyone into organic chemistry! myBiochemistry
Wry wealth and medical humor come alive on these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm of a normal heartbeat as found on an EKG or ECG (electrocardiogram). If you have a normal heartbeat you'll enjoy showcasing any of these gifts that says "Normal Heartbeat Inside"! Fun EKG/ECG gifts for all! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #sinus #rhythm #words #Plaque
Wry health and medical humor come alive on this notebook featuring a sinus rhythm of a normal heartbeat as found on an EKG or ECG (electrocardiogram). If you have a normal heartbeat you'll enjoy showcasing this notebook that says "Normal Heartbeat Inside"! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #sinus #rhythm #words #Notebook
Make others do a double-take with wry life science humor with this molecular biology polyester face mask featuring DNA replication both leading and lagging strands complete with all key labels. Scientific truism saying says it all: "DNA Is Life The Rest Is Just Matter". Memorable timeless life advice polyester face mask for geneticists biologists scientists and anyone who understands the nature of what really matters in life! myMolecularBiology
#replication #molecular #biology #FaceMask
Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid! myMolecularBiology
#unwind #with #molecular #biology #RoundClock
Are you exhausted mentally from time to time? Showcase your wry anatomical side with this cutting board gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Exhausted Brain Inside". myPsychology
Classic gestalt phenomenon on any of these gifts featuring the infamous duck / rabbit optical illusion along with the saying that will make others do a double-take the next time it comes to interpreting data: "Same Data Different Interpretation". myPsychology
Physicists and physics majors alike will enjoy this mass spring damper design with hilarious saying: "No Matter What You Say You Cannot Dampen My Attitude Toward Physics". Illustrate and explain the physical properties of a mass spring damper with this wry scientific humor gift tee! myPhysics
#engineer #physics #physicist #mass #spring #TShirt
Are you a physicist? Showcase your wry scientific side with this mug featuring a mass spring damper diagram along with the tongue-in-cheek suggestive saying: "Physicists Do It With Uniform Harmonic Motion". Make others do a double-take at exactly what physicists do with educational scientific humor today! myPhysics
#mass #spring #damper #physicists #uniform #CoffeeMug
Poster featuring graph of linear least squares (i.e. linear regression) along with the following social science truism: "Unfortunately Institutional Behavior Does Not Look Like This". Make others do a double-take about institutional behavior with this tongue-in-cheek stats poster! myStatistician
Showcase your wry statistical side with this poster featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the following stats truism saying: "Statistics A Discipline Where Truth Is A Probability Play". No need to be a statistician to enjoy! myStatistician
Let your wry bridge player sense of humor come alive with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "A Bridge Player's Imagination Never Goes To Waste". Great bridge attitude gifts for any bridge player who loves to imagine where the key cards are! myBridgePlayer
Create and make things with a dose of sound bridge attitude with this fabric featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge advice often heard at the partnership desk at bridge tournaments: "Never Criticize Your Partner During Play". myBridgePlayer
Showcase wry medical anatomical humor no matter what you do with this jigsaw puzzle featuring Gray's Anatomy illustration of the human heart along with the saying "Huge Heart Inside". Complete with key labels. Perfect for Valentine's Day birthday Mother's Day Father's Day or any other day whenever you desire to proclaim that you have a huge heart inside! myAnatomical
No need to have done jury duty to enjoy this educational statistical error summarized "Jury Trial Outcomes" tee featuring jury verdict versus true state. Tee for anyone who knows about hypothesis testing outcomes as applied to guilty or innocent verdicts in the court system. myMathematician
#statistical #error #jury #trial #outcomes #TShirt
If you think in terms of eigenvalues and eigenvectors you'll enjoy this mug featuring a shear mapping of the Mona Lisa restored. Technically the eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that after being multiplied by the matrix remain parallel to the original vector. In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. Thus the blue arrow is an eigenvector with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged. Mathematicians and statisticians will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Mona Lisa restored along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". For all fans of matrices! myMathematician
#think #eigenvector #math #statistician #mathematician #TwoToneCoffeeMug
Night owls all around the world will enjoy this night is a more quiet time to work quote by none other than scientist engineer and inventor of the telephone Alexander Graham Bell. Quotation says: "I begin my work at about nine or ten o'clock in the evening and continue until four or five in the morning. Night is a more quiet time to work. It aids thought." Thoughtful inspirational quote jigsaw puzzle for anyone who knows that night time is a better time to work! myWork
#night #more #quiet #JigsawPuzzle
No need to be a biochemist to enjoy wry geek humor when you create with this fabric featuring the DNA bases of adenine cytosine guanine and thymine in chemical molecule form along with the following rhetorical question: "Do You Have All Your Bases Covered?" Ponderous existential scientific fabric for anyone who wonders whether all bases of life have been covered! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry chess player side with this pair of socks featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Warning! Chess Player In The Zone". Memorable chess geek humor pair of socks for any chess player who likes to go into the zone when playing chess! myWarning
#chess #player #zone #Socks
Anyone who metabolizes will enjoy this chemical structure gift tee featuring acetyl-CoA the molecule used in many biochemical reactions including the citric acid cycle (Krebs cycle). Educate others on what this essential molecule looks like with a dose of chemistry geek humor when wearing this "Acetyl-CoA Essential Molecule For Metabolism" t-shirt! myBiochemistry
Are you a webmaster? Have you spent way too much time fixing 404 Page Not Found errors? Let you wry online sense of humor come alive with this fabric featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying "HTTP 404 Page Not Found". Make others do a double-take with a dose of computer geek humor with this warning sign fabric the next time you create! myWarning
#yellow #diamond #warning #sign #Fabric
